You hoosks (huskies) might look like us and try to be us with your pathetic awoos but you will NEVER be the original. Real wolves awwwwooooooooo. Our howls don't come off as whines. Our tails rest easy and sweep the Earth gracefully, not curl up in a sinister, Satanic fashion!
Now, bow to your canidae overlords! Get on your knees (lie down like a good boy) when you see us standing proud and respect the floofchest of greatness! Bwaaahaahaaahaaa

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