Zmaragdus and artwork ©  Twiphase3468

Bowser © Nintendo

Long story short, Zmaragdus has this ability where the tassel fur of his tail morphs into a suit for him to hide in while also mimicking an ideal version of the person he wishes to pretend. But like a tanuki, he cannot hide the banner-like cheek marks, the pinkish eyes, and the dark cyan cow lick along with the matching goat patch on chin.

Also, side effects may include wearing kinky things like a boo fundoshi (>///w///<u)
(Note: not sure if I should make the boo fundoshi stick tongue out. People might mistake the prop-tongue as a sleeve for a male’s “banana” to slip into and/or be erect in…)

(O//////www//////Ouuu)