D'awwww! Cute little baby kitty! *pat, pat, pat on your head*

Hey! Just because I've been regressed to the age of a toddler and have to wear diapers, that doesn't make me a baby! Pouts

Details, details, Sweetie^^ Now, how about a nice bottle of milk with that cookie? *Hold a bottle of milk towards you*

Only babies drink from bottles! Turns Head Away and Nose Up to the Bottle

That's why, I'm feeding you this XD *Grabs you and holds you cradled in my arms while pushing the nipple of the bottle in your mouth*

Squeaks and Growls, Reluctantly Nursing It

Good baby! Drink your milk, so you can grow up big and strong!

I'm already big and strong! Or I was until just recently!

And now, you are smol, weak and cute ;P So, drink you milk, like a good baby^^

Grrrr

What was that noise? Was that the cookie jar? It better not be.
*footsteps heard and getting closer and louder*

O.O Quickly Sweeps Broken Jar and Shards Under Rug

Comes into the kitchen and see you.*
Sweetie did you hear something that got broken and what are you doing in here?

I didn't hear anyfing. I Say Around a Mouthful of Cookies

Cross my arms and look at you.*
Really then i guess you can explain to the cookie and the secret cookie key....which is a hammer in your hand.....

Uh... magic? Throws the Hammer Out the Window

Breaths and inhale and rubs the temples of my head.*
Sweetie why did you throw the hammer like that at the window and break a window that was a second thing that you broke?

Okay, in my defense... I had assumed that the window was open. Secondly, you have no proof that I broked anything before you suddenly popped out of nowhere, surprising me as I had found the hammer on the floor here, and was going to put it back where it belonged. So really, this is more your doing than mine.
I Whistle As I Walk By You, Crinkling and Waddling a Bit

I stop you by sliping a finger under the leg band and bring you back.*
Okay sweetie want to hear my side of defense.
Guess it was my fault of leaving the hammer out because i putted up a new picture frame in the kitchen while i was putting the nails away and for me saying that the window was closed but i guess i need glasses for the window is open so those two are my fault on that.
*i go to the kitchen rug and uncover the broken cookie jar.*
But this i know wasn't my fault as i know you used the hammer to break the cookie jar open as your fingers and a little bit of chocolate chip is right by your mouth.

Uh... noooooo it isn't?

*i look down at you and cross my arms and raise one eyebrow*

Sweetie im going to give you two options. The first is you tell me the truth and 5 spanks with only my hand on your padded tush with a 10 min timeout and i forget all about this and still get desert after dinner.
The second is you going over my lap bare tush with mr paddle to turn your little hiney red and 20 min time out and not get dessert at all.

I hang my head and sniffle. I broked the cookie jar 'cause it wouldn't open... I'm sowwy... I look up, making the big sad kitten eyes.

I smile down at you for telling me the truth. And i pick you up and hold and hug you in my arms.*
Shhh shhh it okay im no longer mad and that was a good and brave thing for you to tell me the truth. And i would let you off the hoxk but the punishment still needs to come and do you know why?
*i look down at you in my arms.*

I Sigh Because I used to be a grown up until I got regressed and now you gotsta reinforce the fact that I'm a toddler now?

Cute cat

Thanks! He's a panther! Or he at least says I am... I mean he is!

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Nice work I like it.

Thanks so much!

Crosses Arms and Huffs I'm a boy! And my way is faster! And I get to smashy-smashy something!

Show off!

So when the next story comes out?

Soon.