The Case of the Crowd Crush Down Under
A mall in Perth, Australia plans to host a special event involving a popular internet model, but her fans are way more than she bargained for; the resulting chaos leads to another crowd crush, putting the entire city on lockdown and at the wrath of Len the Outback Lion.
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Smooth (C) Santana, Fantasy, and everybody else who owns the rights, and written by Rob Thomas and Itaal Shur.
Smooth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mom2TLs3Fi0
Parallels of Leo joint-owned by
Chuong and me; UN1024s, etc. (C)
Chuong aloneLeo himself, G-52s, C.I.D.F., etc. (C) me and me alone
Smooth (C) Santana, Fantasy, and everybody else who owns the rights, and written by Rob Thomas and Itaal Shur.
Smooth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mom2TLs3Fi0
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Chuong: Ho Chi Minh City is the most populous city in Vietnam where the stores at night have people queuing all the way to outside and Vietnamese stars would hold their autograph signing events in our malls with their fans waiting all the way to outside. Not once do we have to worry about a crowd crush because people aren't taught the value of self-control.
Tyler: Nobody is really worth dying for anyways. There's absolutely no excuse for people to cause a crowd crush over one person.
Mechayote: Most of our NFL fans have way more self-control than this to not cause a crowd crush.
Zax: Us Dallas Cowboys fans have way better class than the people who hurt each other in crowd crushes.
Diamond Knight: I thought our Superclásico crowd crushes were supposed to be lessons to the world on how to be more civilized but apparently that's not enough these days. The world must learn about the Puerta 12 Tragedy or else more crowd crushes will happen in the future and each of them will be worse than the previous ones.
Tyler: Nobody is really worth dying for anyways. There's absolutely no excuse for people to cause a crowd crush over one person.
Mechayote: Most of our NFL fans have way more self-control than this to not cause a crowd crush.
Zax: Us Dallas Cowboys fans have way better class than the people who hurt each other in crowd crushes.
Diamond Knight: I thought our Superclásico crowd crushes were supposed to be lessons to the world on how to be more civilized but apparently that's not enough these days. The world must learn about the Puerta 12 Tragedy or else more crowd crushes will happen in the future and each of them will be worse than the previous ones.
Leocadio: The Puerta 12 tragedy was something I used to attempt to get my people to stop rioting. It took the deaths of all those people from CNG to make it stop; even with them alive again, our soccer games now happen without an audience. Period. It may be at least 2023 or 2024 before we start having audiences again.
Cripto: My rock band just re-released our latest Greatest Hits album and planning to tour Australia to promote it. But with this crowd crush happening, now we've cancelled the tour.
Len: Good move.
Crush: Where are you going to tour now?
Cripto: Canada.
Levi P.: The facilities are awaiting your arrival, and the people are signing contracts stating they will be banned for life if they do not behave themselves. However, my people are asking what is wrong with your people, Len. All the model was doing was showing off her clothes, wasn't she?
Len: That and the fact she got famous through TikTok. That's just wrong. I've always believed you've had to work off your tail for being famous; that's how they did it in the olden days, and that's how you did it.
Cripto: I did, although my superpowers helped to boost that (by accident).
Cripto: My rock band just re-released our latest Greatest Hits album and planning to tour Australia to promote it. But with this crowd crush happening, now we've cancelled the tour.
Len: Good move.
Crush: Where are you going to tour now?
Cripto: Canada.
Levi P.: The facilities are awaiting your arrival, and the people are signing contracts stating they will be banned for life if they do not behave themselves. However, my people are asking what is wrong with your people, Len. All the model was doing was showing off her clothes, wasn't she?
Len: That and the fact she got famous through TikTok. That's just wrong. I've always believed you've had to work off your tail for being famous; that's how they did it in the olden days, and that's how you did it.
Cripto: I did, although my superpowers helped to boost that (by accident).
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