Oh man. I bought this girl so long ago and am only just now unveiling her (now that I have an idea for her). Adopted from Chatski this cockatiel is stacked and quite pretty.

So how about a bio?

Tina "the Anvil" Greyley
Cockatiel - Female - Bi
5'5" - 150 lb. (it's all where you think it is)
Occupation: Professional athlete and part-time yoga and aerobics instructor
Personality: Optimistic and energetic, Tina has always had a can-do (and can-eat) attitude that has served her well in her career as a sports athlete. She's a go-getter type that knows what she wants, reaches for it, and gets it. No matter who's in the way, for that matter. But she's not all ruthless. She loves teaching others to be as independent, self-motivated, and self-empowered as herself...but she knows a lost cause when she sees one, often electing to save herself and everyone else the trouble while getting her daily dose of protein.

Tina is a professional track and field sports athlete, training for various events, particularly the triathlon. In her spare time she pursues nature walks, yoga, and recreational reading. She moonlights as a fitness instructor, giving yoga and aerobic lessons on weekends. She's bubbly and encouraging, but if you just don't look like you're making the cut, she may just eliminate you from the class...her way.

RPG'ish Powers
Being a modern character, I don't think I'd say she has anything I'd say qualifies as a power...apart from being able to eat people whole, digest them for every ounce of fat and protein they're worth, and pushing them back out again. But what character do I have that can't do that?