So, um... you know those restaurants? The ones that say they're "all you can eat" but don't have a buffet, and have the seemingly excessively large booths? I made the mistake of going to one, and they really meant "all you can eat". The staff wouldn't even let me ask for the check until I had eaten half my body weight in food, and by the time they were satisfied that I was full by their standards the booth wasn't so excessively large anymore.

I really need to work this chonk off. Though, thinking about it, I may ask one of Tofu's kitsune friends to come up with some sort of enchanted device to let me temporarily grow to this size again, I do kinda like how soft my body feels right now. But I don't want to always be huge.

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Not much to say here. It's a fat Sloan. He's probably somewhere between 450 and 500lbs at this size.