
Requested and Proofread by IronTiger26
I found out something interesting recently. Apparently, my edit of Evil Bear wasn’t just the first picture of him hypnotized, it was the first picture of anyone from Bear Nuts hypnotized! So, this is the first Crack Bear piece, but hopefully it’s not the last! Funnily enough, the one who informed me of this was IronTiger26, who was also the recipient of the picture from Kaalover that inspired the Evil picture!
Small world, huh?
Anyways, Crack Bear’s great. When you have someone who fears everything from corn to feathers, and has the general demeanor of a screaming lunatic who’s just escaped from a padded cell, you know you’ve got an interesting character. His constant freakouts are hilarious 95% of the time, though the remaining 5% are… something else. On the bright side, while Crack overcoming his stranger fears took one heck of a turn, it was nice to see it work out in the end, and to see Crack doing a lot better afterwards. Granted, for him, doing a lot better basically amounts to screaming panic attacks in response to stress and frequently fainting, but still, it’s an improvement!
I am definitely doing more of these bears, they’re lovable and hilarious!
“Master….” Evil moaned, happily panting as Kaa’s tail stroked his chest. Down-right, up-right, down-left, right, up-left, circle… There was something about that pattern that felt so nice, tickly and tingly and soothing…
Kaa snickered as the once-belligerent bear sank deeper into his coils, the spirals still going strong in his eyes. Every trace of that pentagram seemed to make him so happy, that cute little tail twitching behind him. The fact that Evil’s sweet spots were in the shape of something that looked more like it belonged at some lunatic’s demon summoning ritual than on a bear’s belly should probably concern him, but given that he wasn’t smelling smoke, or sulfur and brimstone, it was probably fine.
Besides, if that actually worked, knowing Evil, the zoo wouldn’t be standing.
…Though, come to think of it, Evil did have red eyes and horns….
…Nah, couldn’t be.
Either way, he was cute, he was cuddly, and he was in his coils. What more could a snake ask for? Well, aside from more obedient pets…
SNAP
Kaa whirled around to see a wide-eyed green bear staring from a distance, a broken branch beneath his foot.
Crack took in the sight before him:
Evil lounging on a snake’s coils, happy, panting, his tongue hanging out, his eyes rainbow swirls. Not trying to hurt anything.
A giant snake in the exhibit, tail touching Evil in a pattern, staring at him in shock.
Crack drew the logical conclusion.
“ALIEN INVASION! THEY’RE MIND-CONTROLLING EVIL!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!”
The green bear promptly took off screaming.
“Thanks again for helping with this,” Nerd smiled as he tugged a robe over his head. “With how violent most of these guys are, it’s weird how I can never get anyone to take me up on a lightsaber duel.”
“Not a problem!” Gay grinned, clad in an identical robe. “I’ve been meaning to try my hand at stage combat! Though I do wish the outfit was a bit less… drab.”
Nerd smirked. “Admittedly, it’s not quite the Magnificent Flaming –“
“Flamingo! It’s flamingo!” Gay glared. “The most graceful of birds! Ugh, how on Earth Lech got that travesty of a nickname to catch on is beyond me…”
“Anyways, ready to start, Anakin?” Nerd pulled out a plastic lightsaber.
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!”
“Okay, you can take a moment to prepare!” Nerd yelped.
Gay pointed to the side.
Nerd turned to see Crack charging the stage, screaming “THE ALIENS ARE HERE! RUN BEFORE THEY MELT YOUR BRAINS WITH THEIR MIND CONTROL!”
Nerd and Gay stared in silence as Crack charged past them.
“Sara?”
“Sara. With likely help from Evil.”
“I didn’t think it was that time already.”
Nerd grinned, much to Gay’s surprise.
“Excellent!” he cheered as he ran off. “Sorry Gay, we’ll have to save the Return of the Sith reenactment for another day!”
“Wait, you’re putting off something sci-fi related?!” Gay gaped, aghast. “For something Sara-related?!”
“It’s a plan I’ve had for a while! Bye, Gay!”
And with that, Nerd had sprinted out of sight, Gay standing alone on the stage.
“…Well, this can’t end well. Hopefully it will at least make for an interesting story later,” the yellow bear commented. “Now, what to do…”
Gay looked around, saw no one nearby, and pulled out his lightsaber.
“I’ve heard of shadowboxing; how hard can shadowfencing be?” Gay smiled. “En garde!”
Kaa frantically slithered after Crack, Evil straddling his back.
“You know him. Isssss there a quick way to catch, sssstop, or get him to quiet down?” Kaa asked.
“Usually he passes out eventually,” Evil shrugged. “I got a taser, but if you’re trying for a silent takedown, I don’t think screaming, charred Crack flying through the air is the way to go. Good news is, Crack’s usually screaming about some stupid thing or other, so we’ve probably got time, Master.”
“Concsssserning, but good to know,” Kaa replied. “Anywhere he usssssually goessssss? Maybe we can cut him off.”
“Try somewhere with geese or the other bears? He’s not calm around them, but it’s the closest he usually gets,” Evil suggested. “Shoot, Nerd’s coming. …The heck is he wearing?”
Nerd prowled through the grass, a gas mask over his usual glasses. When Crack had crashed into him, screaming about alien mind control, he’d assumed Sara’s pheromones were acting up and he and Crack had somehow avoided it. Lucky for him, he’d eventually had the idea to order a gas mask; either he hadn’t stumbled into their area of effect, or the mask was working like a charm. All he needed to do was find some bears acting weirder than usual, and he could snag some samples.
After that, he had PLANS for Evil…
Of course, there was always the possibility that Crack was freaked out about something completely unrelated… or that there really were aliens here, not like THAT would be it…
…But how cool would that be?!
So far, he wasn’t seeing anyone. Maybe over the hill?
Kaa breathed a sigh of relief as Nerd sneaked away. Thank goodness that tree had been there; the branches made for a great hiding spot.
Ordinarily, he’d have hypnotized the bear, but with Crack warning people about him, he didn’t have time. He needed to nab the nervous wreck, and fast.
“Sssssee anything, pet?” Kaa whispered.
“Nope. But I think I know how to find him,” Evil smirked from his spot on the top branch. “I snagged one of his hairs off the ground while you were hiding us.”
With a cheery grin, Evil pulled out a familiar-looking doll in one hand, a set of pins in the other, and jabbed the pins into the doll’s bottom.
“YEEEEEOWWWWW!”
“Pretty sure that was him, but you never know, Master. People scream for so many reasons,” Evil nonchalantly commented. “Let’s just make sure.”
“OWWWWWWWW!”
“Hmm…. Nope, still not sure. Maybe with some more pins-“
Kaa promptly took the voodoo doll away.
Nerd swung another jar through the air, slapping the lid in place with a satisfying click. The masked bear grinned; that made 8 jars so far! Well worth stealthily following Sara for the last 10 minutes. Ideally, he’d bring a vacuum and a gas cylinder, but trying to order those had been a bit of a thing. Here was hoping the pheromones were the only thing necessary for control, that it would work for someone who wasn’t Sara-
“OMG!”
Nerd yelped, stumbling out of the grass as Sara glared at him.
“Here’s a tip: if you want to stalk someone and stare at them like a total freak, maybe do a better job hiding?!” Sara snapped. “What are you even doing?!”
“Uh… heh heh…” Nerd giggled nervously. “Gathering samples for chemical weaponry?”
Sara’s face scrunched in confusion. “What… Oh come on, I thought Cara told you and the rest of the morons that only works once a month!”
“So… I take it it’s not that time?”
Sara responded by ripping the gas mask off his face.
“If it was, you’d be marching off a cliff right now,” she hissed.
“Sorry! Sorry!” Nerd frantically apologized. “Crack was screaming about mind control and an alien invasion so I figured-“
“That I was involved?” Sara groaned. “For crying out loud, Evil probably just showed him War of the Worlds or something and pretended it was the news!”
“Nah, that movie doesn’t have mind control,” Nerd replied casually. “The way he was talking, it sounded like he was freaked out about something that could do that, and the only person I know who can… is… you…”
The bear in glasses stared at her in wonder.
“Wait, are you- That would make so much sense, hostile invaders- I know there’s that saying, but are all of you really-“
“OMG!” Sara snapped. “Okay, Nerd? Here’s a quick list of the things women AREN’T: Bombs. Aliens. Remotely interested in you. NOT about to smack you.”
“Wait, what-“
Crack skidded to a stop behind a tree, hyperventilating as he whirled around frantically. What was stabbing him?! Why couldn’t he see it?! What was that yelping?! Where was his emotional support goose?! Where was EVERYONE?!
…WHERE WAS HE?!
A quick look did little to calm him; he recognized this part of the exhibit, but that didn’t help when an ALIEN SNAKE WAS-
Crack forced himself to take some deep breaths. Okay. So he was probably on his own. Everyone else was probably a mind-controlled zombie-
Wait. This might be like with Sara. It might just be an otherwise-normal snake that could make animals into its slaves.
…HOW DID THAT HELP HIM?!
The bear drew a sharp breath. Focus. He was pretty sure Evil had the ice cream scoop, and he didn’t know if he could reach the cave for supplies. What was nearby?
Crack scanned the area. There was a long stick, a rock, and a strip of gauze someone had thrown in the other day.
Perfect!
He got to work quickly, and soon he had a makeshift hammer. Hefting it over his shoulder, Crack slipped back behind the tree.
Big or small, a head could only take so much hammering…
This was getting ridiculous. How far could this bear run?
Kaa slithered through the grass, looking around for any trace of the green bear. He was in these woods somewhere, he could tell that much, but where, exactly, was the question. Still, it could be worse. At least Crack didn’t seem like the violent type-
Evil’s ear twitched.
The snake yelped as his pet tackled him to the side, a hammer smashing the ground where his head used to be.
“Seriously? This again?” Evil grumbled, glaring at the attacker.
“I always forget how used you are to surprise attacks,” Crack casually commented. “Must come from being such a paranoid little jerk.”
“I’m like two inches shorter than you,” Evil snapped. “And I’m still the better psycho.”
“Jealous much?” Crack smirked. “Don’t worry, once I’m done with the snake, I’ll fix whatever he did to you. Maybe a few whacks to the head? Even if it doesn’t work, it couldn’t hurt with your personality.”
“I have a taser strong enough to launch Death across an airport,” the horned bear replied. “You have a poorly-made hammer. You really think this could end any way other than crispy Crack?”
Crack grinned.
“Guess we’ll just have to see!”
With that, the crazed bear charged…
And promptly tripped over Kaa’s tail.
Evil blinked.
“Well, that was anticlimactic.”
Crack snarled as he pulled himself up, hammer in hand. If the snake thought this would stop him, he had another thing coming!
Then he caught sight of the snake’s eyes.
Crack’s jaw fell slack as he stared into the spirals. They reminded him of the ones in Evil’s eyes, only so much brighter, more beautiful.
…Wait.
Crack glared, gritting his teeth as he tried to tear his eyes away. “Stay out of my head!”
“Now, now, there’sssss no need to be like that,” Kaa smiled. “You ssssseem ssssso sssstresssed; wouldn’t it be nicsssse to jussssst relaxsssss?”
“Y-You…”
Despite himself, Crack could feel his fury fading, his pounding heartbeat beginning to settle. Still, he refused to fall for it; Evil was a jerk, yeah, but he wasn’t leaving him!
He slowly raised his hammer overhead…
Only for Evil to take it away.
Followed by Kaa taking it away when Evil tried to hit him with it.
The weapon was discarded, Evil guided in front of him. Kaa scratched his pet behind the ear, the horned bear practically purring with pleasure. “Doessssn’t your friend sssseeem ssssso much calmer and happier? Ssssso nicsssse when left unprovoked?”
…Evil would have probably smacked anyone who tried that normally… and that was at best… maybe this was better? No, he couldn’t… it was hard to think…
By now, Kaa had swaddled Evil in coils up to his chest, the bear moaning as he was squeezed all over. “Thisssss isssss what you want, isssssn’t it? No worrriesssss, no ssssstrife? Jusssst sssssoothing sssscalessss and ssssspiralssss?”
…Slowly, a smile spread across Crack’s face, his pupils shrinking to pinpricks. Evil was all right, wasn’t he? Better than all right; he’d never looked happier.
Why wouldn’t he want that?
“Yes…” Crack moaned, his mouth falling open.
Kaa smirked.
“Then let yoursssself sssssink… and trusssst in me.”
Beautiful, swirling colors filled his sight, every shine and sparkle making him want to look closer, deeper. Rainbow rings ran through his thoughts, sweeping them away in a soothing, blissful stream. His body tingled all over, Crack somehow excited and relaxed all at once as his head filled with fuzz. Kaa swayed to and fro, and Crack mimicked his motions; a gesture, and he was swinging his hips as he stumbled towards the snake. He barely noticed as he climbed a stairway of coils, his tongue flopping out of his mouth; all there was, all that mattered were the colors that filled his world.
Crack mindlessly marched through loop after loop, his eyes locked onto Kaa’s. A slope had him sliding down on his belly, sighing in contentment as he came to a stop. The snake’s tail stroked and wrapped his body as it lifted him to his feet, the once-fearful bear shivering in delight. Some guidance from the snake, Crack’s paws wrapped in coils, and the two began their dance. Crack stumbled and swayed about, his hips moving in circles as his tail wagged behind him. Kaa leaned in close, nose-to-nose with Crack, and took him for a spin, the spiral-eyed bear soon up to his neck in coils.
Kaa lowered him to the ground, and with a signal to Evil, the real pleasure started. Coils compressed, coils caressed, and Crack was reduced to a moaning, panting mess. The snake’s tail scratching him behind the ear, Evil behind him, propping his head up, petting him, whispering to him how goooood it all felt; Crack was in heaven. It was like the best (only?) massage he’d ever had, while simultaneously swaddled in a soft, cushiony blanket. Not a thought in his head, not a care in the world, and he owed it all to this snake (and Evil; he could hear his whispering tickling his ears, how he needed to make him a cake later-).
Kaa pulled Evil away, hissing assurances that he’d let him play with Crack in a bit. With that out of the way, the snake began to speak. “Good boy, Crack. Ssssuch a good bear to ssstare into the sssspiralsssss. It’ssss high time you relaxsssssed, and enjoyed a life without fear. There’sssss no need to worry; there’sssss no need to think at all. Your free will, your choicssssesssss; I’ll take care of thossssse for you. I’ll be your masssster, and you my precious pet. You’ll be happily hypnotized, sssssserving with a sssssmile, your empty head filled with colorssss and commandsssss. Food, play, protection, conversssssation, entertainment – you’ll do it all and more, cherissssshed in all the coilsssss, colorsssss, and cuddlessssss you could ever asssk for.”
Eyes whirling with color, tail wagging a mile a minute, happily panting as he drooled, Crack had never agreed faster. “I don’t need to be afraid; I just need to obey! I’ll relax and leave the thinking to you! Anything you want, I’m yours! I’m a good boy! I’m a happily hypnotized pet! I’ll bake Evil a cake!”
That last bit had Kaa giving Evil an annoyed glare. “You and I are having a ssssseriousssss talk, later.”
The snake’s tail wrapped around Crack’s neck, and with a tug and a PING!, Crack broke into the biggest, silliest grin of his life.
Kaa smiled as he looked over his latest catch. Crack was sinking into the coils, burying himself in scales the way he would a blanket. So cute. Especially now that he’d stopped screaming… and trying to bash his head in.
Speaking of which…
Kaa turned to Evil. “Doessss he normally get sssso… unhinged?”
Evil shrugged. “Once before. Long story involving a goose mauling, an owl with incense, poisoned pancakes, and an attempted homicidal rampage. We all thought it was a one-time thing.”
Kaa blinked in surprise. The snake looked like he was about to say something… and then thought better of it.
“…I… don’t think I want to know,” Kaa slowly replied.
“Your loss,” Evil replied. “It’s a good story; by far the coolest thing Crack’s ever done.”
“I’ll take your word for it,” Kaa said. “In the meantime, how about you welcome the new pet?”
The snake whispered to Evil, the bear staring spellbound into his master’s swirling eyes.
“Yes, Master!” Evil grinned. “With pleasure!”
The horned bear walked over to his fellow pet, leaning in until they were nose to nose. Crack sighed happily as Evil gave him an affectionate nuzzle, the green bear beginning to blush.
“Sssso cute,” Kaa chuckled. “But I think you can take it further…”
Crack’s sighs turned to a surprised moan as Evil kissed him, Crack turning beet red as Evil continued to plant kisses across his face. Kaa wrapped a coil around Evil’s waist, and carried both bears into the tree. Some rearranging, and they were sharing the same bed of coils atop a scaly hammock. Evil nuzzled and kissed his fellow pet all over, the green bear giggling deliriously. The giggles turned to ecstatic moans as Evil gave him a belly rub with one hand, and scratched him behind the ear with the other. Crack returned the favor with some prompting from Kaa, the snake sitting back with a warm smile as his pets cuddled.
They were both completely nuts, of course, and he’d be doing a lot of work on their issues (Evil especially; he was rapidly becoming quite the problem pet). But overall, he’d say the bears were worth it.
Now to see if he could slip in his tail.
If they got this happy from each other’s belly rubs, he couldn’t wait to see the results of two at once!
I found out something interesting recently. Apparently, my edit of Evil Bear wasn’t just the first picture of him hypnotized, it was the first picture of anyone from Bear Nuts hypnotized! So, this is the first Crack Bear piece, but hopefully it’s not the last! Funnily enough, the one who informed me of this was IronTiger26, who was also the recipient of the picture from Kaalover that inspired the Evil picture!
Small world, huh?
Anyways, Crack Bear’s great. When you have someone who fears everything from corn to feathers, and has the general demeanor of a screaming lunatic who’s just escaped from a padded cell, you know you’ve got an interesting character. His constant freakouts are hilarious 95% of the time, though the remaining 5% are… something else. On the bright side, while Crack overcoming his stranger fears took one heck of a turn, it was nice to see it work out in the end, and to see Crack doing a lot better afterwards. Granted, for him, doing a lot better basically amounts to screaming panic attacks in response to stress and frequently fainting, but still, it’s an improvement!
I am definitely doing more of these bears, they’re lovable and hilarious!
“Master….” Evil moaned, happily panting as Kaa’s tail stroked his chest. Down-right, up-right, down-left, right, up-left, circle… There was something about that pattern that felt so nice, tickly and tingly and soothing…
Kaa snickered as the once-belligerent bear sank deeper into his coils, the spirals still going strong in his eyes. Every trace of that pentagram seemed to make him so happy, that cute little tail twitching behind him. The fact that Evil’s sweet spots were in the shape of something that looked more like it belonged at some lunatic’s demon summoning ritual than on a bear’s belly should probably concern him, but given that he wasn’t smelling smoke, or sulfur and brimstone, it was probably fine.
Besides, if that actually worked, knowing Evil, the zoo wouldn’t be standing.
…Though, come to think of it, Evil did have red eyes and horns….
…Nah, couldn’t be.
Either way, he was cute, he was cuddly, and he was in his coils. What more could a snake ask for? Well, aside from more obedient pets…
SNAP
Kaa whirled around to see a wide-eyed green bear staring from a distance, a broken branch beneath his foot.
Crack took in the sight before him:
Evil lounging on a snake’s coils, happy, panting, his tongue hanging out, his eyes rainbow swirls. Not trying to hurt anything.
A giant snake in the exhibit, tail touching Evil in a pattern, staring at him in shock.
Crack drew the logical conclusion.
“ALIEN INVASION! THEY’RE MIND-CONTROLLING EVIL!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!”
The green bear promptly took off screaming.
“Thanks again for helping with this,” Nerd smiled as he tugged a robe over his head. “With how violent most of these guys are, it’s weird how I can never get anyone to take me up on a lightsaber duel.”
“Not a problem!” Gay grinned, clad in an identical robe. “I’ve been meaning to try my hand at stage combat! Though I do wish the outfit was a bit less… drab.”
Nerd smirked. “Admittedly, it’s not quite the Magnificent Flaming –“
“Flamingo! It’s flamingo!” Gay glared. “The most graceful of birds! Ugh, how on Earth Lech got that travesty of a nickname to catch on is beyond me…”
“Anyways, ready to start, Anakin?” Nerd pulled out a plastic lightsaber.
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!”
“Okay, you can take a moment to prepare!” Nerd yelped.
Gay pointed to the side.
Nerd turned to see Crack charging the stage, screaming “THE ALIENS ARE HERE! RUN BEFORE THEY MELT YOUR BRAINS WITH THEIR MIND CONTROL!”
Nerd and Gay stared in silence as Crack charged past them.
“Sara?”
“Sara. With likely help from Evil.”
“I didn’t think it was that time already.”
Nerd grinned, much to Gay’s surprise.
“Excellent!” he cheered as he ran off. “Sorry Gay, we’ll have to save the Return of the Sith reenactment for another day!”
“Wait, you’re putting off something sci-fi related?!” Gay gaped, aghast. “For something Sara-related?!”
“It’s a plan I’ve had for a while! Bye, Gay!”
And with that, Nerd had sprinted out of sight, Gay standing alone on the stage.
“…Well, this can’t end well. Hopefully it will at least make for an interesting story later,” the yellow bear commented. “Now, what to do…”
Gay looked around, saw no one nearby, and pulled out his lightsaber.
“I’ve heard of shadowboxing; how hard can shadowfencing be?” Gay smiled. “En garde!”
Kaa frantically slithered after Crack, Evil straddling his back.
“You know him. Isssss there a quick way to catch, sssstop, or get him to quiet down?” Kaa asked.
“Usually he passes out eventually,” Evil shrugged. “I got a taser, but if you’re trying for a silent takedown, I don’t think screaming, charred Crack flying through the air is the way to go. Good news is, Crack’s usually screaming about some stupid thing or other, so we’ve probably got time, Master.”
“Concsssserning, but good to know,” Kaa replied. “Anywhere he usssssually goessssss? Maybe we can cut him off.”
“Try somewhere with geese or the other bears? He’s not calm around them, but it’s the closest he usually gets,” Evil suggested. “Shoot, Nerd’s coming. …The heck is he wearing?”
Nerd prowled through the grass, a gas mask over his usual glasses. When Crack had crashed into him, screaming about alien mind control, he’d assumed Sara’s pheromones were acting up and he and Crack had somehow avoided it. Lucky for him, he’d eventually had the idea to order a gas mask; either he hadn’t stumbled into their area of effect, or the mask was working like a charm. All he needed to do was find some bears acting weirder than usual, and he could snag some samples.
After that, he had PLANS for Evil…
Of course, there was always the possibility that Crack was freaked out about something completely unrelated… or that there really were aliens here, not like THAT would be it…
…But how cool would that be?!
So far, he wasn’t seeing anyone. Maybe over the hill?
Kaa breathed a sigh of relief as Nerd sneaked away. Thank goodness that tree had been there; the branches made for a great hiding spot.
Ordinarily, he’d have hypnotized the bear, but with Crack warning people about him, he didn’t have time. He needed to nab the nervous wreck, and fast.
“Sssssee anything, pet?” Kaa whispered.
“Nope. But I think I know how to find him,” Evil smirked from his spot on the top branch. “I snagged one of his hairs off the ground while you were hiding us.”
With a cheery grin, Evil pulled out a familiar-looking doll in one hand, a set of pins in the other, and jabbed the pins into the doll’s bottom.
“YEEEEEOWWWWW!”
“Pretty sure that was him, but you never know, Master. People scream for so many reasons,” Evil nonchalantly commented. “Let’s just make sure.”
“OWWWWWWWW!”
“Hmm…. Nope, still not sure. Maybe with some more pins-“
Kaa promptly took the voodoo doll away.
Nerd swung another jar through the air, slapping the lid in place with a satisfying click. The masked bear grinned; that made 8 jars so far! Well worth stealthily following Sara for the last 10 minutes. Ideally, he’d bring a vacuum and a gas cylinder, but trying to order those had been a bit of a thing. Here was hoping the pheromones were the only thing necessary for control, that it would work for someone who wasn’t Sara-
“OMG!”
Nerd yelped, stumbling out of the grass as Sara glared at him.
“Here’s a tip: if you want to stalk someone and stare at them like a total freak, maybe do a better job hiding?!” Sara snapped. “What are you even doing?!”
“Uh… heh heh…” Nerd giggled nervously. “Gathering samples for chemical weaponry?”
Sara’s face scrunched in confusion. “What… Oh come on, I thought Cara told you and the rest of the morons that only works once a month!”
“So… I take it it’s not that time?”
Sara responded by ripping the gas mask off his face.
“If it was, you’d be marching off a cliff right now,” she hissed.
“Sorry! Sorry!” Nerd frantically apologized. “Crack was screaming about mind control and an alien invasion so I figured-“
“That I was involved?” Sara groaned. “For crying out loud, Evil probably just showed him War of the Worlds or something and pretended it was the news!”
“Nah, that movie doesn’t have mind control,” Nerd replied casually. “The way he was talking, it sounded like he was freaked out about something that could do that, and the only person I know who can… is… you…”
The bear in glasses stared at her in wonder.
“Wait, are you- That would make so much sense, hostile invaders- I know there’s that saying, but are all of you really-“
“OMG!” Sara snapped. “Okay, Nerd? Here’s a quick list of the things women AREN’T: Bombs. Aliens. Remotely interested in you. NOT about to smack you.”
“Wait, what-“
Crack skidded to a stop behind a tree, hyperventilating as he whirled around frantically. What was stabbing him?! Why couldn’t he see it?! What was that yelping?! Where was his emotional support goose?! Where was EVERYONE?!
…WHERE WAS HE?!
A quick look did little to calm him; he recognized this part of the exhibit, but that didn’t help when an ALIEN SNAKE WAS-
Crack forced himself to take some deep breaths. Okay. So he was probably on his own. Everyone else was probably a mind-controlled zombie-
Wait. This might be like with Sara. It might just be an otherwise-normal snake that could make animals into its slaves.
…HOW DID THAT HELP HIM?!
The bear drew a sharp breath. Focus. He was pretty sure Evil had the ice cream scoop, and he didn’t know if he could reach the cave for supplies. What was nearby?
Crack scanned the area. There was a long stick, a rock, and a strip of gauze someone had thrown in the other day.
Perfect!
He got to work quickly, and soon he had a makeshift hammer. Hefting it over his shoulder, Crack slipped back behind the tree.
Big or small, a head could only take so much hammering…
This was getting ridiculous. How far could this bear run?
Kaa slithered through the grass, looking around for any trace of the green bear. He was in these woods somewhere, he could tell that much, but where, exactly, was the question. Still, it could be worse. At least Crack didn’t seem like the violent type-
Evil’s ear twitched.
The snake yelped as his pet tackled him to the side, a hammer smashing the ground where his head used to be.
“Seriously? This again?” Evil grumbled, glaring at the attacker.
“I always forget how used you are to surprise attacks,” Crack casually commented. “Must come from being such a paranoid little jerk.”
“I’m like two inches shorter than you,” Evil snapped. “And I’m still the better psycho.”
“Jealous much?” Crack smirked. “Don’t worry, once I’m done with the snake, I’ll fix whatever he did to you. Maybe a few whacks to the head? Even if it doesn’t work, it couldn’t hurt with your personality.”
“I have a taser strong enough to launch Death across an airport,” the horned bear replied. “You have a poorly-made hammer. You really think this could end any way other than crispy Crack?”
Crack grinned.
“Guess we’ll just have to see!”
With that, the crazed bear charged…
And promptly tripped over Kaa’s tail.
Evil blinked.
“Well, that was anticlimactic.”
Crack snarled as he pulled himself up, hammer in hand. If the snake thought this would stop him, he had another thing coming!
Then he caught sight of the snake’s eyes.
Crack’s jaw fell slack as he stared into the spirals. They reminded him of the ones in Evil’s eyes, only so much brighter, more beautiful.
…Wait.
Crack glared, gritting his teeth as he tried to tear his eyes away. “Stay out of my head!”
“Now, now, there’sssss no need to be like that,” Kaa smiled. “You ssssseem ssssso sssstresssed; wouldn’t it be nicsssse to jussssst relaxsssss?”
“Y-You…”
Despite himself, Crack could feel his fury fading, his pounding heartbeat beginning to settle. Still, he refused to fall for it; Evil was a jerk, yeah, but he wasn’t leaving him!
He slowly raised his hammer overhead…
Only for Evil to take it away.
Followed by Kaa taking it away when Evil tried to hit him with it.
The weapon was discarded, Evil guided in front of him. Kaa scratched his pet behind the ear, the horned bear practically purring with pleasure. “Doessssn’t your friend sssseeem ssssso much calmer and happier? Ssssso nicsssse when left unprovoked?”
…Evil would have probably smacked anyone who tried that normally… and that was at best… maybe this was better? No, he couldn’t… it was hard to think…
By now, Kaa had swaddled Evil in coils up to his chest, the bear moaning as he was squeezed all over. “Thisssss isssss what you want, isssssn’t it? No worrriesssss, no ssssstrife? Jusssst sssssoothing sssscalessss and ssssspiralssss?”
…Slowly, a smile spread across Crack’s face, his pupils shrinking to pinpricks. Evil was all right, wasn’t he? Better than all right; he’d never looked happier.
Why wouldn’t he want that?
“Yes…” Crack moaned, his mouth falling open.
Kaa smirked.
“Then let yoursssself sssssink… and trusssst in me.”
Beautiful, swirling colors filled his sight, every shine and sparkle making him want to look closer, deeper. Rainbow rings ran through his thoughts, sweeping them away in a soothing, blissful stream. His body tingled all over, Crack somehow excited and relaxed all at once as his head filled with fuzz. Kaa swayed to and fro, and Crack mimicked his motions; a gesture, and he was swinging his hips as he stumbled towards the snake. He barely noticed as he climbed a stairway of coils, his tongue flopping out of his mouth; all there was, all that mattered were the colors that filled his world.
Crack mindlessly marched through loop after loop, his eyes locked onto Kaa’s. A slope had him sliding down on his belly, sighing in contentment as he came to a stop. The snake’s tail stroked and wrapped his body as it lifted him to his feet, the once-fearful bear shivering in delight. Some guidance from the snake, Crack’s paws wrapped in coils, and the two began their dance. Crack stumbled and swayed about, his hips moving in circles as his tail wagged behind him. Kaa leaned in close, nose-to-nose with Crack, and took him for a spin, the spiral-eyed bear soon up to his neck in coils.
Kaa lowered him to the ground, and with a signal to Evil, the real pleasure started. Coils compressed, coils caressed, and Crack was reduced to a moaning, panting mess. The snake’s tail scratching him behind the ear, Evil behind him, propping his head up, petting him, whispering to him how goooood it all felt; Crack was in heaven. It was like the best (only?) massage he’d ever had, while simultaneously swaddled in a soft, cushiony blanket. Not a thought in his head, not a care in the world, and he owed it all to this snake (and Evil; he could hear his whispering tickling his ears, how he needed to make him a cake later-).
Kaa pulled Evil away, hissing assurances that he’d let him play with Crack in a bit. With that out of the way, the snake began to speak. “Good boy, Crack. Ssssuch a good bear to ssstare into the sssspiralsssss. It’ssss high time you relaxsssssed, and enjoyed a life without fear. There’sssss no need to worry; there’sssss no need to think at all. Your free will, your choicssssesssss; I’ll take care of thossssse for you. I’ll be your masssster, and you my precious pet. You’ll be happily hypnotized, sssssserving with a sssssmile, your empty head filled with colorssss and commandsssss. Food, play, protection, conversssssation, entertainment – you’ll do it all and more, cherissssshed in all the coilsssss, colorsssss, and cuddlessssss you could ever asssk for.”
Eyes whirling with color, tail wagging a mile a minute, happily panting as he drooled, Crack had never agreed faster. “I don’t need to be afraid; I just need to obey! I’ll relax and leave the thinking to you! Anything you want, I’m yours! I’m a good boy! I’m a happily hypnotized pet! I’ll bake Evil a cake!”
That last bit had Kaa giving Evil an annoyed glare. “You and I are having a ssssseriousssss talk, later.”
The snake’s tail wrapped around Crack’s neck, and with a tug and a PING!, Crack broke into the biggest, silliest grin of his life.
Kaa smiled as he looked over his latest catch. Crack was sinking into the coils, burying himself in scales the way he would a blanket. So cute. Especially now that he’d stopped screaming… and trying to bash his head in.
Speaking of which…
Kaa turned to Evil. “Doessss he normally get sssso… unhinged?”
Evil shrugged. “Once before. Long story involving a goose mauling, an owl with incense, poisoned pancakes, and an attempted homicidal rampage. We all thought it was a one-time thing.”
Kaa blinked in surprise. The snake looked like he was about to say something… and then thought better of it.
“…I… don’t think I want to know,” Kaa slowly replied.
“Your loss,” Evil replied. “It’s a good story; by far the coolest thing Crack’s ever done.”
“I’ll take your word for it,” Kaa said. “In the meantime, how about you welcome the new pet?”
The snake whispered to Evil, the bear staring spellbound into his master’s swirling eyes.
“Yes, Master!” Evil grinned. “With pleasure!”
The horned bear walked over to his fellow pet, leaning in until they were nose to nose. Crack sighed happily as Evil gave him an affectionate nuzzle, the green bear beginning to blush.
“Sssso cute,” Kaa chuckled. “But I think you can take it further…”
Crack’s sighs turned to a surprised moan as Evil kissed him, Crack turning beet red as Evil continued to plant kisses across his face. Kaa wrapped a coil around Evil’s waist, and carried both bears into the tree. Some rearranging, and they were sharing the same bed of coils atop a scaly hammock. Evil nuzzled and kissed his fellow pet all over, the green bear giggling deliriously. The giggles turned to ecstatic moans as Evil gave him a belly rub with one hand, and scratched him behind the ear with the other. Crack returned the favor with some prompting from Kaa, the snake sitting back with a warm smile as his pets cuddled.
They were both completely nuts, of course, and he’d be doing a lot of work on their issues (Evil especially; he was rapidly becoming quite the problem pet). But overall, he’d say the bears were worth it.
Now to see if he could slip in his tail.
If they got this happy from each other’s belly rubs, he couldn’t wait to see the results of two at once!
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Evil's such a lovable little nightmare. He's helpful in his own way, and he and Crack are gonna be gooooood boys for their master. Crack in particular's never going to have to worry again!
As for Nerd's side of things, I'd say the results are one very unconscious Nerd, and once Gay untangles himself from a collapsed curtain, a bit of investigation into what happened, and why Crack seems so much less afraid...
And when he takes a break to spend some time with Lech, they might just encounter a certain serpent.
Evil's such a lovable little nightmare. He's helpful in his own way, and he and Crack are gonna be gooooood boys for their master. Crack in particular's never going to have to worry again!
As for Nerd's side of things, I'd say the results are one very unconscious Nerd, and once Gay untangles himself from a collapsed curtain, a bit of investigation into what happened, and why Crack seems so much less afraid...
And when he takes a break to spend some time with Lech, they might just encounter a certain serpent.
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