Rainier: Sir-Beat-A-Lot sounds like a fun guy to me. Wait until he hears my story of why I performed Day-O as well as singing the song.

Zax: I'm sure he has. You were asked not to do that but you kept doing it. I understand you wanted to protest and criticize Trudeau, but that wasn't it.

Kirk: Everybody in my entire country acted like immature 8 year old brats that time. It was beyond embarrassing.

Neon Blade: Oh Super C. I'm Japanese so you already know what lurks in our modern culture. Also, you won't survive one second of any of our horror movies because they're so graphic, they either have to be edited before being filmed in American theaters or they're just outright banned. Norway already has a ban on Japanese horror movies. Australia did intend to censor unbiblical content from my country, but it backfired when they started to censor unbiblical content of other countries and got out of hand. Glad their government realized their mistakes.

Kang-Dae: Korean horror movies are unbiblical too. Spaceballs is tame in comparison these days.

*Sir Beat-a-Lot is present, and bangs on his timpani to make Rainier snap to attention, almost identical to the drummer in the movie.*

Sir Beat-a-Lot: No need to say anything, Rainier. I know the whole story.

Super C: And I know there are so many worse things out there than Spaceballs. This year marks the 35th anniversary of the debut of that movie, so I think that is one reason a lot of people have asked me about it. I'm amazed the forces of evil didn't pick something even more unbiblical, such as a slasher movie with disturbing images. *to Bendraqi* Of course, that was during the days of the full Quarrelsome Quartet. Did you or your boss pick that one on purpose?

Bendraqi: No, I don't think so. It quite simply was the fact that that's what was playing in theaters at the time, and CNG knew that you hated the other films Mel Brooks did, so it allowed us to use our projection device we invented to show it to you while submitting you to other forms of torture. When the ICC sentenced me to life in prison for everything, it included this incident, because we'd turn up the volume so that you'd be forced to hear everything uncensored. I voluntarily watched it myself the other night (because it was on clearance sale for just one dollar), and I now regret that the others and I did that to you.

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Mega Maid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7aeWQCF1jM

(Skip to about 2:27 for the timpani solo.)

Chuong: I remember when Ichi the Killer was being premiered at the Cannes Film Festival, everybody was handed barf bags and were warned ahead of time. Let's just say, nobody managed to finish the movie and everything was a disaster. I'm sure Leonce wasn't too thrilled about France allowing the worst of Japanese horror movies to be viewed there. No wonder why that movie caused a commotion in several European countries that in Norway, from my understanding, Japanese horror movies are banned there.

Glass Wing: I'd take Spaceballs over that and at least Spaceballs isn't banned in Norway. The robot maid scene was clearly interesting since the innuendos were obvious there. Even though the G-52 Code of Conduct forbids innuendo, it also makes for great comedy albeit the spicy kind.

Crush: The spicy sort of comedy you speak of makes some of us sick just thinking about it.

Bendraqi: I watched Spaceballs for the first time in a long time (since the DVD was clearance sale for one dollar), and seeing it again made me regret all those things I did to you when I was still a villain; I obeyed my boss's orders to shock and do other things to you while forcing you to watch the film. It was the only film playing at the closest movie theater at the time, and that was why we chose it. That and the fact we knew you hated Mel Brooks movies.

Super C: Because I thought his previous ones were too crass and not funny. I had seen a few bits and pieces of others because they were playing on televisions in windows at certain stores that do that, but that was about 30 seconds in full at the most. Such was the case with his parody and farce of Westerns, Blazing Saddles. Spaceballs is the first one I've seen in its entirety, because I later attended a private screening with Mr. Brooks and the cast and crew of that movie. There, I made amends with Mr. Brooks and apologizing for calling it the most unbiblical he ever did. But I only said it was the most unbiblical movie he ever did; I didn't say it was the most unbiblical movie, period.