Reminds me of the Chef language :3

I have never seen so complex a recipe for Philly Cheesesteak.

Typical computer software engineering instructions

preheat grill
put steak on grill
put cheese on steak
serve

:)

instructions unclear, grill couldn't be served

Is kinda like watching IT try to wire a network rack.

oops?

Premature indigestion

Hahahahaha, this is great lol

God, I love Jan's geeky way of writing recipes.
Now I have to try to make that compile successfully (or have you already done it?)

Good thing none of the ingredients were 3D printed.

Dover strikes again.

Does he really have to use Bitcode for a simple Recipe? What is he trying to hide? The Philospher Stone al a FMAB???

That's not bytecode, or even assembly. I would be able to demonstrate what chef-assembly might look like, but bytecode can't be represented as text without transformation (usually disassembled into assembly).

Interestingly, this recipe is syntactically valid Python.

Can't help with your other questions, though.

Me with the raviolis (though a little less messy) Lol 😂😂

More like a Synchronization error caused by improperly defined threads, which were locking independent objects instead of locking the dependent object (the cook), caused by a flawed object model in the Python recipe.

Next time you want your recipe to be truly thread safe with extra synchronization safeguards, consider writing the recipe in Ada, not Python.

Again, the produce hat fashion fad. Can the canines wear it as well as the felines?

Heh, a recipe probably taken from a certain cheetah from the old Suburban Jungle comic :D

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I'm learning how to write skid methods for work in XML. This isn't provoking me...


Yet...

You need more practice with Java...

There's time for each function. XD

Yeah, most people don't really multi-task all that well, even more-so if one of the tasks 'hangs' their timing ...

Leave it to a computer tech to overly complicate the simple.

“To err is human, to forgive divine; to really foul things up requires a computer.”

Mmm, shaved snake, peepers, onions, charcoal and hoagie rolls. There may be a procedural sequence error...

As a programmer myself, this is so relatable! =^w^=

I'm from Philly-you have no idea how deep this pains me!

I'm from South Jersey, I know how you feel. Seriously! Who uses a computer program to make a cheesesteak?! I hope the guys at Pat's and Geno's aren't watching this.

reads legit to me!

XD

Ha! I love it!
To be fair, for a true novice, that's about the level of instruction that is probably needed, but trying to do multiple things at once is mostly a recipe for disaster

Yup.