"Oh no! Miley, is that the sounds of a beautiful balloon babe daring to feel doubtful about her lovely looks on my watch? Oohh my divine dirigible! My sublime, swollen sweetheart! This can't do! Seeing you float here, weighed down by doubt and fear, unable to see the sunshine you bring to thousands of fans whenever you drift into their lives like angel! Oh, it breaks my heart, Miley! Can you not see yourself as the gaseous goddess I see you as~?"