Name: Rupert

Species: Sachsengold Rabbit

Age: 59

Likes: Partying, Gardening, Cooking, Baking, Dancing, Having a good time, Making people laugh, Himself, Whistling, Cartoons, Dad jokes, Fart jokes

Dislikes: Meat, High-cholesterol foods, Coffee, Energy drinks, Alcoholic beverages, Sex offenders, Littering, Swarms

Favorite Food: Apfelschorle

Occupation: Farmer (Also a Gardener)

Birthplace: Germany

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Laser Rake

Title: Farm Frolicking Giant

Fursonal Quote: “Don't let age stop you from doing something that you love.”

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Mr. H: "Hippity hippity, hoppity hoppity! It's International Rabbit Day, and here's one that's plumpity! Hahahaha. Yep, today is International Rabbit Day - the day to observe and promote the care and protection of domestic and wild rabbits! Fun fact: International Rabbit Day was founded by The Rabbit Charity in the U.K in 1998, and the goal is to ensure these unprotected, abandoned, long-eared, short-tailed mammals find care and permanent shelters. Heh. Bet some of you bunny lovers didn't know this annual celebration is a thing. Well, guess what? IT IS! You have Easter Day, Fat Bunny Week, and now there's International Rabbit Day! Sure must feel good to be a rabbit right now, huh? Anyways, here's another daddy rabbit hopping on board. This plump rump bun-bun is Rupert. Like "Rupert Bunny". Hehe, get it? Jokes aside, there actually is an Australian painter named Rupert Bunny. Look it up! Anyways, Rupert is...I'm not gonna lie, this old rabbit man is cute as fuck. Pretty charming even. Despite being an old bunny fart, this guy sure loves to have a good time. He's kind, he's gentle, he's wise...and also expressive. I swear, man, there's something about this guy that got people in his country acting up - his good looks...his personality...the dad bod...dat toilet-destroying plumped ass that looks like huge oranges...just, fffffffFUCK! He's like...the perfect dad or something. Now even though he's a fun-loving old bunny fart, he suuuure can put up a fight. For real, tho. In fact, Rupert here wields a LASER rake. I repeat, LASER. RAKE. It's like a lightsaber, except it's a rake. Ain't that cool?! Hecc, you could probably cut down trees or chop up a bunch of veggies with that. In fact, that weapon might make raking leaves a whole lot quicker."