Description courtesy of my awesome bear  automata

Normally I try to be calm, but sometimes things get too much and then I RAGE, quite often over tangentially related or unrelated things to the main issue. So I'm somewhat like a slumbering bear in that regard: poke me once too often and I'll roar and try to maul you... or I would if I lost control of myself enough (which usually doesn't happen, more often than not I go off to rage because I don't like hurting people, even with words).

But apparently love-pokes have a different side-effect in that they actually transform me into a bear. It's kind of like an overflow error; a bit too much love sends me to the extreme of haterage in which my bearish qualities are physically manifested. So when Blueballs gives me a nice love-heart pendant, it seems kind of natural for me to bear out.
Luckily he's the type of person who doesn't mind that. At all. In fact, he so very does not mind it at all that sometimes I wonder whether he's doing this to me on purpose...

But anyway once I've fully been bearified, he hops onto my back before I can recover my senses and starts commanding me: maul this, snarl at that, and rage rage RAGE! Not that he wants me to be angry per se, but he wants me all riled up and heart-pumping so he can take advantage of that later on when we're alone together.

After all the raging has been done, it's back off to the cave - hey, he transformed me into a bear, that's got to affect the rest of reality! - with me giving him a back ride because he's adorable and it clearly wouldn't work the other way around. Just look at him, he's so adorable.

Hey, I said look! You don't "look" with your hands!