I WRITE LIKE A 1ST GRADER LOL
Thuzig: Hey man, I haven't seen you in ages. How you been doin’ lately?
The barrenies and the kids are talking in an alleyway near the railroad
Issu: Very well…ish… We need help.
Thuzig: anything to help my plushie thief.
Azga: You’re a thief!? And you’re friends with these thugs?!
Issu: I earned their trust with that plushie thief thing. They are MY thugs.
Azga: What did you do!? And the way you said that bro, that's cringe.
Issu: nevermind that, we gotta help Durt!
Azga: I think Durt is lying though.
Issu’s phone rings. It’s Gaza.
Issu: *answers phone* wasup.
Gaza: How you doin’?
Issu: We are A-OK.
Gaza: be home by dinner time okay dude?
Issu: Which is…?
Gaza: 4:00
Issu: alrighty!
Gaza: you have 4 hours to play still so be good and all.
Issu: Yeah I will.
Gaza: Okay, c ya. *call ended*
Issu: *puts away phone* Alright guys, we need help locating someone's place. Can Ghumek sniff it out
Doug: Yep, but, uhm, he has a cold right now. He cannot smell very good dude.
Issu: Oh damn.
Azga: Me and Issu can find it ourselves.
Thuzig: don’t you want protection?
Azga: We’re good.
Issu: well.. Uh.. do you have a compass?
Thuzig: why would I have a compass?! haha!
Issu: I dunno. Can you at least point towards the Northeast area?
Thuzig: I have absolutely no clue which direction that is. But, here’s 10 bucks *gives to Issu* go buy one kiddo. *pats his head*
Ghumek: *comes out from behind a park restroom, sniffs runny nose* Is that.. *sniff* Issu?
Issu: yeah dude.
Ghumek: *sniff* crikey, good to see you mate *sniff.* I’d give ya a hug or high five, but I’m sick as a dog.
Issu: yeah. Where’s Dinner?
Thuzig: You mean Dinug?
Issu: *nods*
Thuzig: drug dealin’. Makin’ money n shit.
Issu: ah, I see… Okay, we’re gonna go now dude. Bye!
Thuzig: Great to see ya man!
No luck, the kids decide they should buy a compass and locate it themselves. They are still unsure about going in stores because the RCC STILL could be looking for them. It’s unlikely, but it’s also a mystery. They both go into a grocery store about a mile from where they and the barrenies were chatting. They are being cautious, others look at them confused, some ask; “where are your parents?” They had a hard time looking for a compass and the questions from other animals made it harder. It's like an obstacle course they're at, not a store. Finally, they gave up after an hour of searching. They were mostly distracted by the toys though which caused more time to waste. They finally asked a store clerk rabbit.
Issu: Ma’am?
Rabbit worker: Yes?
Issu: Where are the compasses, *struggles to read nametag* Kor.. Ke… uh…?
Rabbit worker: It’s Kimora, and yes I’ll help you find it.
They walk towards an area of a store they barely checked. They found a compass.
Azga: I told you it was here dude!
Issu: Wow😐
Kimora: It’s 20$
Issu: 20$!?
Kimora: yep.
Issu: I only have 10…
Kimora: What about a toy one? They don’t work as well though.
Issu: can you at least point to a direction called; …Northeast?
Kimora: alright
Suddenly a tiger shoulder bumps Kimora and the tiger chuckles. Issu and Azga thought that wasn't nice.
Issu: You’re gonna let him do that to you?😟
Kimora: This town hates herbivores like me. A very prejudiced place. I’m used to that… Now let’s go outside! There’s a certain mountain that is towards the Northeast. ^^
Issu and Azga look at each other, then they look back at Kimora walking away. The kids catch up with her. They walk outside through the automatic doors. She points at a mountain that's shaped more like a triangle than the others. (The cover image)
Kimora: That's Northeast. As a child I always knew my directions because of that. Also it’s hard to grow up here being an herbivore and all that.
Issu: Oh cool! Thank you so much!
Suddenly a timber wolf walks up.
Wolf: Hey little bunny you better get out of here or you’ll be in my jaws. *pushes Kimora* I’ll give you 30 seconds to run.😠
Kimora: Please stop.
Wolf: 30, 29, 28,
Kimora: *pushes the wolf* Stop!
Wolf: *getting angry* 3, 2, 1! *pushes her down, the wolf opens its mouth ready to bite. *The wolf looks up and sees a security guard coming out from the automatic doors. The wolf closes its mouth* I’m so sorry ma’am! Here I’ll help you up! *whispers in her ear menacingly* Next time rabbit, next time… you're dead *walks into the store*
Azga and Issu are shocked
Azga: woah. Are you okay?!😧
Kimora: *sigh* That’s what I deal with all the time. It’s nothing new. I wanna move out but I don’t get paid enough here. Every other job only wants carnivores.
Issu: what about omnivores like me?
Kimora: it’s half in half. So so, just; “meh.” It really depends.
Issu’s phone rings again.
Issu: *picks up phone* Gaza what?
Gaza: You alright dude??
Issu: yeah.
Gaza: you sure?
Issu: yep.
Gaza: you don’t sound too sure. Where’s Azga?
Issu: He’s here.
Gaza: Okay, remember to call me!
Issu: Okay, bye. *call ended, puts away phone* Thank you for the directions.
Kimora: Yeah, anytime. ^^
Issu and Azga walk towards the triangular shaped mountain, walking all the way, no car, no taxi, just on foot. Meanwhile Rufie is with Elzra chatting.
Rufie: What’s it called?
Elzra: It’s called, “The Revolving Door”
Rufie: Is it about doors?🤨
Elzra: No! It’s about a dog who wants to bring humans back. But humans, they say, are awful. And they are irl. Then they bring humans back for real meat and stuff, then the humans are becoming more and more evil and now the animals and humans have a war. I saw the movie and now I wanna see the book.
Rufie: I hope that doesn't happen *gulp*
Elzra: Haha, it’s fake, no way that’ll happen…. *knocks on wooden table* heh..yeah…
Rufie: I mean, we brought dinosaurs and other extinct animals back… but they’re pets.
Elzra: Yeah, humans are pets in this book that took control.
Rufie: huh….. I’m bored.😐
Elzra: hm.😑
Rufie: Why does it have a door name?
Elzra: because it's a loop like a revolving door, animals and humans keep switching places.
Rufie: huh…. I wanna talk about things. I’m bored. What’s your favorite color?
Elzra: I don’t have a favorite, but I do like purple more than the other colors.
Rufie: I like blue.
Rufie and Elzra are extremely bored and cringed at each other. Then the awkwardness disappears when Athek walks into the room and shouts;
Athek: Snack time! Waffles!!!
Rufie: WAFFLES!?!?!? I LOVE WAFFLES!! 😋Well… 🤔actually… I LOVE ALL FOOD!!!😋 *gets up from sitting and runs out the door*
Athek: … Elzra?
Elzra: Pass, not hungry.
Rufie goes to eat the waffles, he notices there’s no plate for Issu and Azga. Rufie got worried. He begins to ask about where they are. It reminded Gaza to call them again. This time Issu didn’t pick up…
TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 17:
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Thuzig: Hey man, I haven't seen you in ages. How you been doin’ lately?
The barrenies and the kids are talking in an alleyway near the railroad
Issu: Very well…ish… We need help.
Thuzig: anything to help my plushie thief.
Azga: You’re a thief!? And you’re friends with these thugs?!
Issu: I earned their trust with that plushie thief thing. They are MY thugs.
Azga: What did you do!? And the way you said that bro, that's cringe.
Issu: nevermind that, we gotta help Durt!
Azga: I think Durt is lying though.
Issu’s phone rings. It’s Gaza.
Issu: *answers phone* wasup.
Gaza: How you doin’?
Issu: We are A-OK.
Gaza: be home by dinner time okay dude?
Issu: Which is…?
Gaza: 4:00
Issu: alrighty!
Gaza: you have 4 hours to play still so be good and all.
Issu: Yeah I will.
Gaza: Okay, c ya. *call ended*
Issu: *puts away phone* Alright guys, we need help locating someone's place. Can Ghumek sniff it out
Doug: Yep, but, uhm, he has a cold right now. He cannot smell very good dude.
Issu: Oh damn.
Azga: Me and Issu can find it ourselves.
Thuzig: don’t you want protection?
Azga: We’re good.
Issu: well.. Uh.. do you have a compass?
Thuzig: why would I have a compass?! haha!
Issu: I dunno. Can you at least point towards the Northeast area?
Thuzig: I have absolutely no clue which direction that is. But, here’s 10 bucks *gives to Issu* go buy one kiddo. *pats his head*
Ghumek: *comes out from behind a park restroom, sniffs runny nose* Is that.. *sniff* Issu?
Issu: yeah dude.
Ghumek: *sniff* crikey, good to see you mate *sniff.* I’d give ya a hug or high five, but I’m sick as a dog.
Issu: yeah. Where’s Dinner?
Thuzig: You mean Dinug?
Issu: *nods*
Thuzig: drug dealin’. Makin’ money n shit.
Issu: ah, I see… Okay, we’re gonna go now dude. Bye!
Thuzig: Great to see ya man!
No luck, the kids decide they should buy a compass and locate it themselves. They are still unsure about going in stores because the RCC STILL could be looking for them. It’s unlikely, but it’s also a mystery. They both go into a grocery store about a mile from where they and the barrenies were chatting. They are being cautious, others look at them confused, some ask; “where are your parents?” They had a hard time looking for a compass and the questions from other animals made it harder. It's like an obstacle course they're at, not a store. Finally, they gave up after an hour of searching. They were mostly distracted by the toys though which caused more time to waste. They finally asked a store clerk rabbit.
Issu: Ma’am?
Rabbit worker: Yes?
Issu: Where are the compasses, *struggles to read nametag* Kor.. Ke… uh…?
Rabbit worker: It’s Kimora, and yes I’ll help you find it.
They walk towards an area of a store they barely checked. They found a compass.
Azga: I told you it was here dude!
Issu: Wow😐
Kimora: It’s 20$
Issu: 20$!?
Kimora: yep.
Issu: I only have 10…
Kimora: What about a toy one? They don’t work as well though.
Issu: can you at least point to a direction called; …Northeast?
Kimora: alright
Suddenly a tiger shoulder bumps Kimora and the tiger chuckles. Issu and Azga thought that wasn't nice.
Issu: You’re gonna let him do that to you?😟
Kimora: This town hates herbivores like me. A very prejudiced place. I’m used to that… Now let’s go outside! There’s a certain mountain that is towards the Northeast. ^^
Issu and Azga look at each other, then they look back at Kimora walking away. The kids catch up with her. They walk outside through the automatic doors. She points at a mountain that's shaped more like a triangle than the others. (The cover image)
Kimora: That's Northeast. As a child I always knew my directions because of that. Also it’s hard to grow up here being an herbivore and all that.
Issu: Oh cool! Thank you so much!
Suddenly a timber wolf walks up.
Wolf: Hey little bunny you better get out of here or you’ll be in my jaws. *pushes Kimora* I’ll give you 30 seconds to run.😠
Kimora: Please stop.
Wolf: 30, 29, 28,
Kimora: *pushes the wolf* Stop!
Wolf: *getting angry* 3, 2, 1! *pushes her down, the wolf opens its mouth ready to bite. *The wolf looks up and sees a security guard coming out from the automatic doors. The wolf closes its mouth* I’m so sorry ma’am! Here I’ll help you up! *whispers in her ear menacingly* Next time rabbit, next time… you're dead *walks into the store*
Azga and Issu are shocked
Azga: woah. Are you okay?!😧
Kimora: *sigh* That’s what I deal with all the time. It’s nothing new. I wanna move out but I don’t get paid enough here. Every other job only wants carnivores.
Issu: what about omnivores like me?
Kimora: it’s half in half. So so, just; “meh.” It really depends.
Issu’s phone rings again.
Issu: *picks up phone* Gaza what?
Gaza: You alright dude??
Issu: yeah.
Gaza: you sure?
Issu: yep.
Gaza: you don’t sound too sure. Where’s Azga?
Issu: He’s here.
Gaza: Okay, remember to call me!
Issu: Okay, bye. *call ended, puts away phone* Thank you for the directions.
Kimora: Yeah, anytime. ^^
Issu and Azga walk towards the triangular shaped mountain, walking all the way, no car, no taxi, just on foot. Meanwhile Rufie is with Elzra chatting.
Rufie: What’s it called?
Elzra: It’s called, “The Revolving Door”
Rufie: Is it about doors?🤨
Elzra: No! It’s about a dog who wants to bring humans back. But humans, they say, are awful. And they are irl. Then they bring humans back for real meat and stuff, then the humans are becoming more and more evil and now the animals and humans have a war. I saw the movie and now I wanna see the book.
Rufie: I hope that doesn't happen *gulp*
Elzra: Haha, it’s fake, no way that’ll happen…. *knocks on wooden table* heh..yeah…
Rufie: I mean, we brought dinosaurs and other extinct animals back… but they’re pets.
Elzra: Yeah, humans are pets in this book that took control.
Rufie: huh….. I’m bored.😐
Elzra: hm.😑
Rufie: Why does it have a door name?
Elzra: because it's a loop like a revolving door, animals and humans keep switching places.
Rufie: huh…. I wanna talk about things. I’m bored. What’s your favorite color?
Elzra: I don’t have a favorite, but I do like purple more than the other colors.
Rufie: I like blue.
Rufie and Elzra are extremely bored and cringed at each other. Then the awkwardness disappears when Athek walks into the room and shouts;
Athek: Snack time! Waffles!!!
Rufie: WAFFLES!?!?!? I LOVE WAFFLES!! 😋Well… 🤔actually… I LOVE ALL FOOD!!!😋 *gets up from sitting and runs out the door*
Athek: … Elzra?
Elzra: Pass, not hungry.
Rufie goes to eat the waffles, he notices there’s no plate for Issu and Azga. Rufie got worried. He begins to ask about where they are. It reminded Gaza to call them again. This time Issu didn’t pick up…
TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 17:
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