"This winter's looking like a bit of a hard one. So why not do the sensible thing and take on a little extra work to tide things over whilst expenses are tough? It's a sensible idea, especially when there's seemingly the perfect position at a local startup offering shockingly good pay for a new mascot for their business! The interview was a little bit weird I suppose, what with the measuring and general enthusiasm they showed despite my lack of previous experience. Hell, maybe they're just a bunch of fools, it didn't seem like they were making anything anyway - I asked, they only responded with a coy "It's going to be big, trust me. When we're ready to launch, you'll know!". But hey, it's not like I have to care if they actually make a profit or not right? It's just a few pictures, smiling for the camera, and a couple of long waiver forms about image rights or something, I didn't check that hard.'

"Anyway, my uniform came today - well, half of it they claim. I have to admit, it's a little bit.. weird wearing leg and arm warmers, but at least they let me keep the scarf on so I felt at least a little modest. They seemed super excited to have me around the office though, said it was great for morale, and that I was doing a great job so. Can't be that bad, huh? I think I saw something on one of their terminals about some sort of new dairy manufacturing process. I guess that makes sense with the getup they've got me in. Whatever it is, at least it comes with free catering whenever I pop in. Hell, they don't mind if I come in on the weekends just to grab a cheeky snack, hell they straight up encourage it!

..not bad for a temporary job I guess.~!"

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Haha yeah you know what's up if you follow my twitter. I get to type as much as I want here so I can go a little ham. Anyway, the entire year of the cow I was looking at that like, "Wow this is great I should learn how to do that", and in true dangl fashion I did it late - so there you go. Enjoy a psychic cat a little bit embarassed about wearing this kind of thing, it's only going to get weirder.