Vamp: *BLEEEEEEEEECH* Aaah.

Youngblood: Hahahaha. Good one, Vamp. *BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP* Hahahaha.

Vamp: Hehe. Not bad. Still could use some work, tho.

Archie: Wanna know what else can use some work?

Vamp: Hm?

Archie: *BRRRRRRRRFFFRRRRUUMP* Ahahahahahaha.

Youngblood: *fans with his hand* Saw that coming aaaalll the way.

Vamp: *also fans with his hand* Where you’re coming from. I don’t think that needs work.

Late Bar: You three enjoying yourselves stinking up my bar?

Youngblood: S’up, Late Bar?

Archie: Hey there, Late.

Late Bar: *sniffs* ……I see you had mustard prawns, Archie.

Archie: Ahahahahahaha! So, you figured me out, huh?

Late Bar: Well, they ARE your favorite. Sooo…

Vamp: *gets a notification* Eh…? *gets out phone* Oh, great. Another notification.

Youngblood: What is it?

Late Bar: Let’s see it.

Vamp: It’s probably nothing special. Might be another- *sees pic* bill…?

Archie: Well, well, well. Hehe. You got one just like me, Bangarang, Guano, and Keiji.

Youngblood: Wait, they got one that’s like this?

Vamp: Crepúsculo got one, too. He found that out from his two kids.

Archie: Huh. I’ve always wondered how he and his children are doing.

Youngblood: Real question is do you like it, tho?

Vamp: Like it? I…*smiles a little* well, not gonna lie, I actually love it. That artist actually captured my tone. Totally accurate.

Archie: If you ask me, that same artist probably captured all the other Infurnationals’ tones.

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