Winston: *is sculpting while humming* Hmhmhmhmm…*stops to look at it* Aaah, it’s looking lovely. *continues sculpting*

Bruiser: That’s a nice-looking sculpture you’re making there.

Winston: Hm? *turns and sees Bruiser* Oh, Bruiser! Hi, there! What brings you here?

Bruiser: Oh, nothing. Just checking. I saw you working on another sculpture, so I thought I drop by.

Winston: Aaand how is your wife and kids doing?

Bruiser: *gives a thumbs up* They’re doing juuust fine. My wife is at her job. As for the kids…they’re being babysat.

Winston: Babysat? Your kids? Who’s babysitting them?

*Meanwhile at Bruiser’s house*

Bernie: *struggling* Ugh, how in the heck does he keep up with these kids?! Better yet, why does he have this many?!

Hammer High: I don’t know, but one thing’s for sure - these kids sure seem to like me more.

Bruiser’s Kid #1: *is on Hammer High’s back* Giddy-up, Horsey!

Hammer High: *acts like a horse* Neeiiiiggh! *runs around in all fours* Ha! Ha! Maybe I should have kids of my own someday!

*Back at Winston’s house*

Bruiser: Don’t worry. I’m sure they can handle it. They’ll be fine.

Winston: Well, if you say so.

Bruiser: *phone vibrates* Hm? *gets out his phone*

Winston: Is it your wife, or perhaps Bernie and Hammer High?

Bruiser: *taps notification and sees this pic* Neither. It’s a notification, and it looks like you got a headshot of your own. *shows pic*

Winston: *sees pic* A headshot? Me? Well…ahaha, Didn’t expect I get something like this from…an anonymous artist.

Bruiser: Oh? Well, from what I’ve heard from the other Infurnational members this artist goes by the name…Matt. Plus, now that I think about it…I also got one like this.

Winston: Matt, huh? And…you got a headshot just like this one? *thinks* Hmm…exactly when did you get one just like this?

Bruiser: About five years, perhaps.

Winston: *surprised* 5 years ago?! Hmm…so, if I have to guess, somewhere through the years you and the other Infurnationals must’ve got something like this from the same artist. And well, here we are now.

Bruiser: That……is actually correct. Heh. You sure are pretty smart for an old goat.

Winston: *winks* The more you grow, the older you’ll know.

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

Winston © Mysfurry99