Drive-Thru: Zzzzz…zzzzz…zzzzz…

Conejito: *scares him* GRRAAAAWWWHH!!!

Drive-Thru: *jumps in horror* AAAAAAAH!

Conejito: Ahehehehehehe.

Drive-Thru: *angered* Dangit, Conejito! That’s not funny! You scared the crap out of me!

Conejito: Well, you shouldn’t have fallen asleep.

Drive-Thru: I was tired. Sheesh. Can’t a driver have a rest. *phone starts to vibrate* Huh?

Conejito: Got a new rider to pick up?

Drive-Thru: Nah. It’s just a notification. *taps notification and sees pic*

Conejito: From the Uber company?

Drive-Thru: Oh, it’s not from them. In fact, I got something else.

Conejito: What is it? Something good, something bad?

Drive-Thru: *shows pic* Yes.

Conejito: *sees pic* What in the…? When or where did you get that? Who drew this?

Drive-Thru: Heh. I dunno. But I like it. Don’t I look cute? *makes the same face like the pic*

Conejito: Uhh…*shrugs* maybe? *smells something* What the f-...what is that smell?

Drive-Thru: What smell?

Conejito: *disgusted* Ugh, it smells like a septic truck just pulled up and started cleaning the tanks.

Drive-Thru: Remember I said you scared the crap out of me?

Conejito: Yeah. What’s that got to do w-...wait…oh. Oooooooh. Oh, God. You really mean it. I thought that was a figure of speech.

Drive-Thru: Yep. Well, now you know what stinks. Luckily, I went shopping for a new pair of pants. And it’s a good thing I’m at the laundromat, too.

Conejito: Coincidence?

Drive-Thru: *winks* I think not.

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