Hells Bells: *wakes up as he turns off the alarm and stretches* Morning already? *gets a notification* Hm? * gets his phone to check and sees pic* ………meh. *turns off the phone then starts getting himself ready and is now all set as he looks in the mirror* Hehe. Hallo Schönheit. *is about to head out but realizes something* Hey, wait a minute. Just a few minutes ago…was that…*gets out his phone and sees this pic again* …I don’t believe it. It…it happened. Haha. I can’t believe I got one! Hahahaha! *phone rings as he gets a call and picks it up* Hey.

Disco Heat: You saw it, too, huh?

Hells Bells: Hell yeah, I did!

Disco Heat: Hahaa! Fernando and I saw it on our phones, too. I was like, “wait until Hells Bells see this!” Yaha. I was hoping you would.

Hells Bells: Well, I see it. And I can’t believe it. Looks like I’ve been tagged.

Disco Heat: Yeeaaaah, boii! You’re part of the bandwagon! Welp, gotta go. I’m off to see Fabuloso to see if he can get me a new hairdo for the next Floor Wars. Later, HB!

Hells Bells: Later, Disco. *hangs up* Hell yeah! *starts dancing ‘til suddenly he rips his khaki pants* Oh…*looks behind and sees his pants ripped as he facepalms* Gottverdammt! *dials a number as he calls someone on his phone*

Love Bubble: Hells Bells?

Hells Bells: Hey, uh…Love Bubble.

Love Bubble: Lemme guess, you ripped your khaki pants, again?

Hells Bells: Weelll……yeeeaaah.

Love Bubble: I figured. That’s the fifth time that happened. Guess those khakis couldn’t handle your bodacious badonkadonk.

Hells Bells: Well, it's not my fault that I’m this thicc.

Love Bubble: Well, anyway, hurry on down, hun. I’ll have your khaki pants fixed before you even hit the dance floor.

Hells Bells: Ahehe. Thanks a ton. *hangs up*

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