Hefty: *sees Bär, Daddy Cool, and Poison Sting fighting over a pizza*

Bär: I deserve the last slice! I took a punch from that giant mech!

Poison Sting: I deserve it, mate! I got shot in the ass!

Daddy Cool: Well, I almost got caught in the explosion. So, the slice is mine!

Hefty: Hehe. *looks and sees Patriotic Star and Wayward Wind chatting*

Patriotic Star: So, why is that market town in the Metropolitan Borough of Bury called “Ramsbottom”?

Wayward Wind: Because it’s the *points at his rump* “valley of the ram”.

Patriotic Star and Wayward Wind: Hahahahahaha!

Hefty: Hehahahahaha. *looks and sees Ezy Ryder and Venom Fang*

Ezy Ryder: *is listening to rock music*

Venom Fang: I didn’t know you listen to rock music.

Ezy Ryder: Heh. I’m a rock enthusiast - KISS, Sex Pistols, Guns N' Roses, Green Day…

Venom Fang: *amused* Aaah. I see you’re a man of culture, as well.

Hefty: Hmhm. *sigh* Things never change in the Infurnational building. *gets a notification* Hm…? *gets out cellphone and sees notification* For me? Wonder what’s the special occasion? *sees pic* Oh…oh my…

Mr. H: *pops up behind Hefty* S’up, Hefty?

Hefty: *startled* GEYAAH-HA! Dangit, Mr. H! You’re lucky I don’t have any of my weapons on me, especially since you’re not the enemy.

Mr. H: Who said I was the enemy? …anyways, what cha looking at?

Hefty: It’s nothing much. Just…some pic.

Mr. H: Is it what I think it is?

Hefty: *confused* Huh? What do you mean?

Mr. H: Show me the pic. Show me the pic.

Hefty: Um…okay. Here. *shows pic*

Mr. H: *sees pic* Haha. Thought so.

Hefty: *more confused* I’m…not following you here…

Mr. H: *shows his pic on his phone* NOW do you understand…?

Hefty: *looks at Mr. H’s pic* …oh, hey! You got one, too! …wait a minute… *compares this pic to Mr. H’s* ………heeey, they’re the same art style!

Mr. H: Exactamundo! Different character. Same artist.

Hefty: Ooooooh, okay. That makes sense. *looks at his pic* Hmmm…

Mr. H: What’s wrong? You don’t like it?

Hefty: I like it. Just…the background…

Mr. H: What about it?

Hefty: Is it just me…or does it look like I’ve descended from Heaven?

Mr. H: ……PPFFFFFFFHHHHT, yehehehehahahahaha! Oh my God, you’re right! It does. Ah, ha, ha! Oh. Oh, man. I can’t unsee this now.

Hefty: Ahehehehe. I mean, kind of an odd pick for me.

Oathkeeper: Guess you can say the artist gave you…”praise”. *moves his eyebrows up and down*

Mr. H: Booooooo! And for telling a bad pun, you’ll be sent straight to Hell.

Oathkeeper: Not in your Ten Commandments I ain’t.

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

Hefty © Mysfurry99