Conejito: Have you ever farted so hard that all of a sudden a bit of shit come out of your ass?

Pepperbox: Who the heck starts a conversation like that?

Buster: *to Conejito* I had that happened to me once.

Burrows: *flushes toilet as he comes out of the bathroom and heads back to the table* Whew…

Conejito: Hey, look who’s back. Took ya long enough.

Burrows: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Pepperbox: Well, I hope you enjoyed the go.

Buster: Oh. Now you got jokes, huh?

Pepperbox: I do have a bit of comedy in me if I say so myself. *aside as he breaks the 4th wall* Especially toilet humor. *winks*

Burrows: *feels something vibrating* Hm? *reaches his back pocket*

Conejito: Heh. What’s wrong, Burrows? Got something stuck in your ass while you were doing your business?

Burrows: Oh. Ha. Ha. That’s so funny I forgot to laugh. *gets out his cellphone* Hm. Seems like I got a notification. *taps on notification and sees pic* Eh…?

Pepperbox: Something wrong? What is it?

Buster: Lemme guess, someone sent you pic of their dick?

Burrows: Well…it’s a pic…but it’s not a one-eyed monster. *shows pic*

Conejito: *sees pic* Ah…huh?

Pepperbox: *sees pic* Someone…drew a picture of you.

Buster: *sees pic* Hey, wait a minute. Isn’t that…? Hold on. *gets out his phone as he looks for something*

Conejito: *to Buster* What’s with you?

Buster: If I’m not mistaken. I- *finds his pic* Ah-ha! Here it is! *shows and compares pic to Burrows’* The art style…this is from the same artist. In fact, even Chuckleknux and Bigtooth Aspen got one of these, too.

Pepperbox: Come to think of it, City Tripper and Sugar Pie also got one of these.

Conejito: Same for Electro Shocker, Spark Shock, Hasenpfeffer, and Raijinshou.

Burrows: Wait, you’re telling me that the other Infurnationals got one of these BEFORE me?

Conejito: *shrugs* I mean-

Buster: If you put it that way.

Burrows: Huh. Well, either way…this looks pretty hot.

Buster: In other words, YOU look hot in that art style, amirite?

Burrows: Well, if you put it that way…then yes.

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