Sugar Shack: *tipping his fingers as he waits on his drink* Hmm… *feels a poke once, then twice on his bum* Huh…? *turns around and sees a customer behind him*

Wolf Customer: *waves* Hi there.

Sugar Shack: Oh, uh…hey? Umm…were you waiting for me?

Wolf Customer: Umm…*blushes* no. I’m just…checking on you. Just seeing if you’re okay.

Sugar Shack: Oh. Well…I’m fine. I’m just waiting on my dri-

Worker: *gives Sugar Shack his coffee* Here’s your drink, sir.

Sugar Shack: Oh. *gets his drink* Thanks. *to Wolf Customer* Well…see ya. *walks off*

Wolf Customer: Yeah. Enjoy your day. *walks back to the table where their other friends are*

Fox Customer: I can’t believe you got away with that.

Deer Customer: You’re very lucky.

Wolf Customer: Mmmhmm. I now see why they call him “Sugar Shack”.

Skunk Customer: More like “Sugar Back”. *everyone at the table laughs*

Meanwhile…

Sugar Shack: *sips his coffee while walking in the streets* …

Triple 7: Enjoying your coffee break?

Sugar Shack: Hm? *sees Triple 7* Well, well. Triple 7. It’s been a while. What have you been doing?

Triple 7: Oh, nothing. Just enjoying the ride. Hm? *looks behind Sugar Shack and sees four people staring*

Sugar Shack: What?

Triple 7: Uh… *points at what’s behind him*

Sugar Shack: Something’s behind me? *turns around and sees just four people walking off* Uh…there’s no one here. It’s just four peeps wandering off.

Triple 7: That’s the thing. Those four were staring at you for a second until I snitched on them. I think they were checking you out.

Spotlight: *appears* Good morning, you two! How you’ve all been?

Triple 7: Well, if it isn’t everyone’s favorite news reporting wolfman.

Sugar Shack: Hey there, Spotlight.

Spotlight: Hey, Sugar Shack. Got news for you.

Sugar Shack: Oh. Ha. Ha. Right. Because you’re a news reporter. I get it.

Spotlight: Well, jokes and puns aside, did you ever get a notification on your phone?

Sugar Shack: Notification? *gets out his phone* What notification? *taps notification and sees pic* Wha-...

Triple 7: *sees pic* Eh? …someone drew this?

Sugar Shack: How…when did this happen?

Spotlight: I don’t know, but you know what they say, “expect the unexpected”.

Sugar Shack: Hmm…*looks at pic more* ……you know what? …*gives a thumbs up* I think I like it.

Spotlight: Hehe. Thought you would. And for the record, *shows his own pic* you’re not the only one that got this from the same artist.

Sugar Shack: Oh, I’m aware of that.

Spotlight: Wait, really?

Sugar Shack: Yeah, man. O’Donnell, Wolfthorn, Cesspool, Crazy Destroyer, Desert Storm, Hadangeki, and Sengatotsu - they showed me that they all got it from that same artist. We hung out at the pit stop last night.

Spotlight: I see.

Triple 7: That hangout at the pit stop must’ve been a real gas. If you know what I mean. *slaps his butt* Hahahaha.

Sugar Shack: *rolls his eyes* Oh. It WAS a real “gas” alright. Anyways, I got someplace I need to be.

Spotlight: Say, Sugar Shack?

Sugar Shack: What now?

Spotlight: Um…*points at his boots* your shoes untied.

Sugar Shack: *looks down and sees his one boot untied* Oh. Uh…thanks. *bends over to tie his one boot*

Red Panda Driver: *stops and sees Sugar Shack’s big rump* AWOOGA! *drives off*

Sugar Shack: *heard someone* Huh…? *turns around, but the driver got away* …eh, am I dreaming or…am I suddenly getting some attention around here?

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

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