Sap Muffin: *flushes toilet as he comes out of the public bathroom and walks back to the cashier register* Whew. Goddamn…I really blew it up this time.

*two familiar customers walk into Sap Muffin’s store*

Bernulf: Howdy, Sap Muffin!

Sap Muffin: Well, if it isn’t the Doublemusk Twins!

Bertulf: Doublemusk? Are you calling us musky, bub?

Sap Muffin: I mean, you two smell like you slept under a pile of dirty clothes for blankets.

Bertulf: Well, jokes on you. We just showered.

Sap Muffin: Heh. Anyways, what are you two here for? If you’re here just to use the toilet, then, uh…you might wanna wait about a week or two.

Bertulf: We’re not really here to go number 1, nor number 2.

Bernulf: Well, I actually stopped by here to get something to drink. On the other hand, we saw something VERY interesting. And since you’re here, we’d like to show ya something.

Sap Muffin: Oh, really? What is it? Is it a porn mag? I loooove me some porn mags.

Bernulf: Well…it’s kinda better than a porn mag.

Sap Muffin: Oh, really? Now you’re getting me all excited. Show me what it is!

Bernulf: *shows pic* Here it is.

Sap Muffin: *looks at pic* ……what the shit is this?

Bernulf: Pretty awesome, right? An artist drew you. You got an art piece.

Sap Muffin: How is THIS better than porn?!

Bertulf: Think of it this way: this artist is possibly popular. So, since you got one like the other Infurnationals around I guess you’re now popular to some.

Sap Muffin: *raises his one eyebrow* Ya don’t say? Well, I don’t see how one piece of art from a popular artist that people white knight over is gonna make me look-

Skunk Customer: Um…excuse me?

Sap Muffin: Hm? *sees customer* Oh, hey there. You, uh…looking for something?

Skunk Customer: No, I’m fine. I got what I needed. I was just wondering if those two big wolves were done chatting.

Bernulf: Oh. Sorry. *he and Bertulf moves away as the customer goes to the register*

Sap Muffin: *total up the items* Ooookay. That’ll be $16.20. *gets a $20, then gives change* Here’s your change. Enjoy your day. Come, again.

Skunk Customer: Hehe. Thanks, cutie. *walks off*

Sap Muffin: *blushes in shock* W-w-w-w-w-whaaaaat? Did I just hear that right?

Bernulf: Hehehehehe. Yeeeeaaaaah.

Bertulf: The skunk hottie finds you cute.

Sap Muffin: That’s…honestly, that’s strange. No one hasn’t called me “cute”...or “hot” before. I mean…since when was I suddenly found attractive?

Bertulf: I dunno. Maybe it has to do with that art piece you got.

*Suddenly Battledog comes into the store as he walks to the public bathroom*

Sap Muffin: Huh. Well then. Guess I owe that artist a favor then. Hehehehe.

Battledog: *runs out of the bathroom then out the store* Ugh! Oh my God! My nose! Now nothing’s gonna smell right!

Bernulf: What’s his problem?

Sap Muffin: *shrugs* Beats me.

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