Woody Woods: Hyah! *slashes a dummy with his wrist axes* Haaaah! *slashes another dummy with his wrist axes* Hiiiyaah! *slashes two dummies with his wrist axes* HAH! *slices three dummies with his wrist axes*

Razor Leaf: *appears* Hey, Woody- *startled as Woody Woods is about to cut him* WOOOOOOO…!

Woody Woods: *stops his arm at place where the axe is at the tip of Razor Leaf’s nose* …………Oh. Hi, Razor Leaf. *moves his wrist axe away from him*

Razor Leaf: Dude, you almost gave me a heart attack. You could’ve killed me.

Woody Woods: But I didn’t, now did I?

Razor Leaf: Well, you almost did…

Woody Woods: Enemy or ally, you just gotta learn to be aware of your surroundings. Not everyone in the world can be trusted, you know? Think about it, what if someone you considered a “friend” turns out to be a foe?

Razor Leaf: *raises his one finger* Ah………*lowers his one finger* …actually, you may have a point there. *hears something buzzing* Hm? What’s that sound?

Woody Woods: *phone vibrates* Huh? *reaches his back pocket and gets out his phone*

Razor Leaf: Oh. Wow. Heh. My brain’s playing dumb tricks on me.

Woody Woods: What do you mean?

Razor Leaf: You know. The buzzing sound, and you reaching from behind I thought you had a-......uh, forget what I said.

Woody Woods: *taps notification and sees this pic* Hello!

Razor Leaf: What? Is it a surprise? A gift from a secret admirer, perhaps?

Woody Woods: Uhh, I…would say it’s a gift…but not from a secret admirer since I don’t know this person at all.

Razor Leaf: Well, what did you get?

Woody Woods: Just this. *shows pic*

Razor Leaf: *sees pic as it jogs his memory* Ooooooooh. That’s right! I forgot that’s what I came here for!

Woody Woods: Huh?

Razor Leaf: I was gonna tell you that that artist drew a headshot of you. Let alone you’ve been tagged by that said artist, too. I completely forgot about that when I thought you were about to kill me back there.

Woody Woods: Well, I remember seeing one for Missing Ache. However, I didn’t expect I’d get this, too. Heh. This is awesome.

Razor Leaf: Even I got one, as well. I dunno about you, Woody Woods, but I feel like our names are being spread throughout the world.

Woody Woods: And by “our names” you’re referring to…

Razor Leaf: The Infurnationals, dum-dum! Hah! You think I’m not aware that the other members also got this?!

Woody Woods: Some…if not all of us.

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

Woody Woods © Mysfurry99