Murrumbidgee Jack: *enters Arlo’s home* Arlo, you here? *looks around* Arloooo. You here, mate? *sees something big and round at the kitchen table* Hm? What the…?

Arlo: *snickering*

Murrumbidgee Jack: *comes to the kitchen and sees Arlo’s ass sticking out with pair of sunglasses on* Uhh…

Arlo: *starts performing butt puppet* G’day to you, sir. How may I help you?

Murrumbidgee Jack: *unamused* …is this some kind of joke?

Arlo: Hohohoho. You tell me.

Murrumbidgee Jack: *sigh* Okay, Arlo. Cut the crap. I know it’s you. *slaps Arlo’s ass* Now get your ass down.

Arlo: Oh, my. Feisty, aren’t you? *BEEERRRUUUUMP*

Murrumbidgee Jack: *shocked and disgusted* What the…?!

Arlo: Ohohohoho. Whoops. My apologies. Must’ve been something I ate.

Murrumbidgee Jack: *to himself* So, that’s how he wants to play it, huh? *unzips his pants*

Arlo: Hehehehehe. *feels something in between his two cheeks* Huh? What in the…? *looks behind and sees Murrumbidgee Jack about to do him* HEY, WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA, THERE! *quickly gets up and pulls up his pants* Are you trying to seduce me?!

Murrumbidgee Jack: *zips his pants back up* You had it coming, fatass. You had it coming.

Arlo: Well, hey. If you’re gonna do that, you need to take me out to dinner first…and when we’re married.

Murrumbidgee Jack: Hah. Not in your wildest dreams, pig butt.

Arlo: Hmph. Well, thanks for ruining the fun. What brings you here, anyway?

Murrumbidgee Jack: Uh…hmm, I forgot. Why did I come here, again?

Arlo: Hehehe. Looks like someone has a bad case of CRS - Can’t Remember Shit.

Murrumbidgee Jack: *unzips pants again* Oh, yeah. That’s right. I remember now.

Arlo: Uuhh…surely, that’s not what you came here for.

Murrumbidgee Jack: *zips his pants back up again* Good. Then zip it. Now, what was it…?

Arlo: *gets a notification* Hm? *gets out his phone and sees this pic* Ooooooh.

Murrumbidgee Jack: *remembers* Oh, yeah! I remember now! *shows pic* Some artist-

Arlo: *shows pic* Hey, MJ. Look what I got.

Murrumbidgee Jack: …well, damn.

Arlo: Hehe. Never thought I would get something like this. This looks great.

Murrumbidgee Jack: Well…yeeaaah. It does. It does.

Arlo: Wait, is that what you came here for? To show me this?

Murrumbidgee Jack: Well, I was. That is until you found out yourself.

Arlo: Yehaha. Well, I love it. This is an awesome piece. And you know what? Now that I look at it…I think Foggy Fumes and Pork Knuckle got something like this before.

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