*Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* “Aahhh!... So here we are again, ey?. Hahaha, oh you guys are just insatiable when it comes to getting a story from me, heh” The man in a fancy suit in front of you says.

“Not that there’s any problem in that, but at this pace I might end up running out of things to tell!, Hahaha!” They laugh, as they wave for one of the barmaids to bring another mug of ale.

“But anyways, I have A story for you. But compared to the others, it’s rather tame and less bloody. Or at least as far as I know” They say, as they look out of one of the windows, looking at some of the merchants, who’s set up shop outside the inn.

“Merchants come in all manner of shapes and sizes, but they all have one thing in common, they travel either by carige or ship with their goods and such. But what if i told you that there are some, who in a sense, carry their shop on their backs from place to place on foot. One of these crazy people is called ‘James the Wandering Merchant’. And i’ll just say, he’s a pretty nice guy”
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James, if you haven’t seen him, is a Rabbit folk, or whatever other name their kind goes by. He’s quite the big guy for his kind, like his about 2,5 meters tall give or take. 3 if he stands on his tippy toes from what i’ve been told. And he’s quite the eye candy too i’ve been told from my more femenin sources, who have been around him from time to time, tho i can tell they’ve done more than just checking him out, if you get what i mean *Wink*

Now there isn’t really much I can tell you about his childhood. Not because I don't know it, but because there isn’t really anything worth telling about it. He had a wonderful upbringing, caring and understanding parents, And a whole slew of siblings. Because, you know… Rabbits?.

Anyways!. When he came of age, he decided he wanted to travel the world. So with a determined heart, he grabbed his backpack, and kissed his parents and siblings goodbye, and sat sails for new horizons!.

As time went by, poor James was having trouble finding work, until he ran into a humble merchant who offered him a job. Now this merchant was one of those who went from town to town, so James didn’t end up getting stuck in one place for too long, how lucky for him. But under their travels, James began to grow fond of his, at the time, current boss’s business. So after a year or two, he decided he wanted to become a merchant of his own.

Now at the start, it was rather rough for him. But over time, he learned how to really sell his goods and such. Now the things he sells are rather random really, and if i heard right, a good chunk of the stuff he sells he scavenged from abandoned battle grounds to run down and abandon watch towers or keeps and villages.

Now for a guy like him to just carry all of that stuff around, is just bound to get jumped by some thugs and the like. But then said thugs would be in a world of hurt as long as he has his trusty weapon!.
His mighty frying pan!. PANNY!.....

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Don’t give me that look!, I’m just telling you what i’ve been told!.

Moving on!. I don’t know why he decided a pan would be the perfect defense weapon, but he’s pretty good at using it to bonk someone over the head with it. So to each their own.

Now for a bit of info about him which may make you deduce some points from him in terms of his niceness. But hear me out.

Now James is a gentle giant most of the time, he even gives some bread to homeless children from time to time. But when it comes to business, he’s as hard as a rock. What I mean specifically about that is that, he’s not gonna lower the price depending on what you try to haggle off him. But he is willing to give you a discount if you do something for him, which could range from you helping him search a ruin or two, or something more ‘Fun’ if you get what i mean.

Now this may sound a bit awful i know, but it’s not like he’s going to throw you out the door once your done, on the contrary, as i’ve been told, he will literally make you breakfast or something along those lines and see you on your merry way with a smile, instead of you getting the feeling like you’ve been defiled. So i don’t know about you, but that sounds like a fine guy to me.

Oh and don’t worry ye of the fairrer sex, for if he did end up busting one inside you, nothing would happen of it. From what i’ve heard, he bought something some time ago that pretty much made him infertile, so no need to worry there.
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“And that about does it for what i can tell you about the guy. A pretty normal guy all in all, if you can look past the whole ‘carrying a mountain of random stuff on his back for days without breaking his back’ that is” They say, as they take a swig from their mug.

But then their eyes shoot open, as they almost choke on their drink. “Oh yeah!, I almost forgot about that!. There is ONE more thing about him. People say that at times, he would look to the side, and then talk to someone who wasn’t there, or maybe there was someone there but they could not see them. Now this could just be signs of him losing his marble from all of that traveling of his, but we live in a world where magic and dragons live, so who’s to say that he isn’t talking to some forest spirits, or hell, even the Dead” They say.

“But who knows!, i guess you just have to ask him yourself if you want to know that” They finish, as they right themself on their chair. “Sooo… Wanna hear anything else?”

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This was once again done by the phenomenal!  myneonone! So go to them and give them the praise they deserve!.