I'm a rex myself, and I know your ass isn't fat enough until, as a scaly, you can actually cause the rump to plump out into a buttock shape, which me and my mate succeeded at X3 *wiggles my rounded rex buttocks and grins*
I can't possibly see how you can be on a diet when every cupcake you eat makes you even more cute? I think your roomie is trying to make himself more popular than you. Yup, I think so.
Pssssst, plump rump! Yeah you, Mac! I've got a Chicago-sized donut with whipped cream as icing, and muffins as sprinkles!! And it's all for you, you tubby T-rex!!
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