So, Maste... I mean Tofu and I found an old Persian oil lamp, and I got sucked in. I found myself floating in a black void, when suddenly I was surrounded by pink smoke that transformed me into a female genie.

It's actually not too bad, I've got phenomenal cosmic powers now and I look fabulous. But whenever Master... I mean Tofu wishes for something I have a completely irresistible compulsion to grant that wish, and she can stuff me back into the lamp whenever she wants and I can only come out when she rubs it. Also, I keep accidentally calling Mast... oh forget it, I might as well just call her Master at this point.

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Decided to make a genie version of Sloan. This is actually regular Sloan, but because of ancient magic shenanigans he's been turned into a genie girl.