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False.

"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" is the worst Christmas song ever.

I agree. It's just annoying.

The song will randomly get stuck in my head... the only way to get it out is with a bullet.

Hehe.

Well thanks
Now it's in my head

Seriously goddammit

:D

That is actually... my favorite song.

That song is one of the reasons I look forward to December. That and the Mariah Carey one are like the only Christmas songs on the radio that I haven't gotten completely sick of yet.

Oh god, oh god oh god, not that song. What the fuck is it with that sing. A fucking hippopotamus.

No crocodiles and no rhinoceroseses...

Blaaahhh! Oh my god stop. x.x;

xD;

I beg to differ. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" takes the prize in that category. Fortunately, I have managed to avoid it this season. Until soneone posted the lyrics to the parody "Grandma got molested at the airport" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qdb6wC0Iz4). Now I've got that damned thing in my head and I cannot get it out.

I don't know how you could have ever listened to "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" and NOT have it get stuck in your head.





Are... are you a wizard

I just haven't heard it enough times for it to stick in my memory. Nor have I heard it in the context of a memorably unpleasant family event...as was the case with "I Believe in Father Christmas" by Greg Lake of Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

That one, "Grandma", and "Father Christmas" by the Kinks are on my "shit parade" of holiday season songs that would make my day by NOT hearing them. Next to them, "Hippopatamus" is only a mere annoyance, right next to "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth".

Now, if you don't mind, it's time to take my chances with a "Rusty Chevrolet".

I vote for dominik the donkey...ksjhbgtksjebtxg

what, she mocks normal names too? What world is she living in? >:

I think its because Jason is a girl.

So it is, haha totally missed the boobs :B

:P yea I was like what's wrong with Jason....oooh boobs..

you missed the boobs?

Turn In Your Man Card!

you'll have to FIGHT ME FOR IT *RIPS OFF HIS SHIRT*

*sighs* what a waste of a purfectly good shirt

gimme a few hours, I need to go take off this skirt, blouse, panties, garters and stockings.
and then I'll go get my little friend: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2180058/ (yes, that was a scarface reference)


I don't fist fight, I prefer to do my fighting from 600 meters away

I'm being threatened by a fem boy with a gun....

don't worry about it, I'll wake up in a minute D:

nonono, you got it all wrong...

your being WARNED by a fat hairy OLD guy that crossdresses and owns a LOT of guns.

there is a difference =^.^=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY Relevant

Never heard it.

Have a sneaking suspicion I don't want to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34
It is one of those songs that slam you with a 'you will cry' mallet until you give in and bawl. I despose it greatly for that matter. But at least its not as much a tear jerker as big bird singing 'It's Not Easy Being Green' during Jim Henson's funeral. That song, if you don't cry after seeing it, you have zero compassion or heart left in your soul...

I think it's awesome that she's named after Jason of the Power Rangers.

Ha. Those boots are[n't] made for walkin'... anymore!

youd think shes learned her lesson by now :P

A present for her parents!

Yes, it is and the movie that it comes from is equally terrible.

I think the movie should be used to punish low-level offenders. Instead of jail time, they have to watch The Christmas Shoes movie & Gigli...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY I think Patton explained the song pretty good

That was pretty fantastic. Thanks for that =)

I agree! That actually makes me like the song!

I just hurt myself laughing so hard...

Paradox, I've never heard it, and I never will hear it because it sounds horrible...0.0 Also nice job on the commish. :3

True. I loathe that horrid insipid melodious melody.

I'll take those boots maybe

'baby, it's cold outside' is my least favorite. it's like two people competing to have a conversation and somehow it turns into a song.

I always pause at the like "Say what's in this drink?" UHM.

"nothing, honey. Hey, does this washcloth smell like chloroform to you?"

"the answer is NO" officially makes it the date rape song.

Agreed. This was the first year I actually caught the lyrics to it. Really frickin' creepy.

Hmm... Alvin and the Chipmunks' Twelve Days of Christmas always annoyed the crap out of me because it's... it's just bad. But Christmas Shoes is pretty awful, too. Favorite song might be Oi! Christmas by No Doubt.

Is that the song where the kid buys shoes for his dying mother and gets them for free?

Yes.

Why a small child is by himself in a store on Christmas Eve is anyone's guess.

huh, what an excellent point you bring up.

I feel like I have to be a member of the club to get this joke. Who the heck carries around a footwear gun?

I do like pre-boots Electra's mean girl sneer, though.

I hate the song 'christmas shoes'. As a kid it made me cry, my dad found this funny and turned it up really loud whenever it was on ;;

DOes no one else see the irony in some one turning a furry into a pair of winter boots?

Also, inverse, best Christmas song ever has to be "If it doesn't snow for Christmas" by Joe Peshy and "Merry fucking Christmas" by Dennis Leary.

Psst... Pesci

Sorry, is it? Pesci.

Hey :D Thanks for the picture <3 turned out great

hey, are you same jason that did rp chats?

Jason is my mate ^^;

We could call her "Jace" or "Jay". It would be a Christmas miracle.

I think it's a tie between "Christmas Shoes" and "Grown Up Christmas List" for my all time least favorite Christmas songs....followed by "So This is Christmas (War is Over)" in a far third...yes, even the great John Lennon is not safe from my dislike of pretentious preachy/depressing Christmas music.

Best Christmas song evar.

QED

Counterpoint

Your move.

You win!

It's good, but NOSTALGIA BEATS ALL!

YES!

Or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-ICpD6SVY

Press X

^ this.

It is.

I heard a cover of "Up On the Housetop" by...some really loud obnoxious black kid that somehow managed to sound worse than the Hippopotamus kid.

THAT'S the worst.

Although there's no song about annoying kids singing bad christmas songs, so whatev.

Huh, I've never heard of that song. Let's check it out...

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...I...I don't feel so well...

Ooh, can I try the laser *zaps self and is now a fluffy pair of white boots*

Now, you can't just go around stealing laser!

I'm sorry, please change me back.

*picks you up and walks off* <_< >_>

Thank god, I live in an area that NEVER plays that song so I still haven't herd it as a whole yet, and I don't feel like trying to ether.

That song brings back memories of my cat dammit. I was trying to cheer myself up by listening to Christmas music and then this horribly depressing song comes on and makes me start bawling my eyes out.... D:

^This. We had our last christmas as a family last year. None of us were sure if my sister would even make it. She died of cancer shortly after, at age nineteen.

"Dominic the Christmas Donkey." Never have I wanted to kill everyone involved more than hearing that one.

This, jfc.

My personal runner ups are every single song by the guy who does a bad little kid voice who sang "My two front teeth", including that song, "angel in the christmas play" (Imagine two front teeth combined with 'Im gettin nothin for christmas'), "when I'm santa clause" and "my birthday comes on christmas".

False. Same Old Lang Syne is the worst Christmas song ever.

Very y.

I don't think I've ever heard it. And I've heard most Xmas songs, especially novelty tunes like "Father Christmas Give Us Some Money" and "I Found the Brains of Santa Claus."

Yeah, but THOSE are good! ;)

Actually, that'd be 'Horny Horny Horny' by Mousse T. >_>

There are just too many truly horrible songs that are constants this season that I can't choose.

Oh my!
I totally love Electra's face in the first panel!!!

Worst Christmas song is the one where the lady is mackin' on Santa. Seriously? Also I can't remember the name for the life of me. Oh, wait, "Santa Baby". Yeah, worst song.

Absolutely. What's sad is that I actually used to listen to Christian radio, and when I first heard that song I was like "WTF Newsong, you're better than this!" (And they are. I still stand by this.) The story was literally cribbed from a chain email... what next, a song about the NASA scientists who found the missing day in history?

My runner-up would have to be "Do They Know It's Christmas?" for most of the same reasons plus the fact that it has a tendency to get stuck in one's head. The guy who wrote that one actually apologized for it recently, partly because he's sick of hearing it on the radio every year.

By the way, have you ever seen [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi.....tmas-songs]the Nostalgia Chick's video[/url] on Christmas songs? She lets "The Christmas Shoes" and "Baby It's Cold Outside" have it with both barrels; sounds like it's right up your alley.

Dagnabbit. Here's the real correct link: [link]

A gun that turns people into shoes. So that's how Imelda Marcos kept the Philippines under control (google it, people--it's history!).

And "Christmas Shoes" is retched. Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit faster than a song about someone dying.

how about "I'm Going To Spend My Christmas With A Dalek"?

I'm sorry, folks, but the award for Christmas Song That Makes Me Put A Pickaxe Through The Radio is...

(drumroll)

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Loose Seatsprings. Period, end of discussion.

Any christmas song not Carol of the Bells is pretty eurgh. With the covers by the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society and the Trans-Siberian orchestra being the exceptions that prove the rule. >.>

False. And the movie made me bawl my eyes out.

TRUE. For so many reasons. Tried to forget that one.

I hate that song, so bad. it makes me cry D:

Now that's putting the boots to her. :D :D :D :D

Fasle False False! I love that song! Makes me tear up every time! I had no idea that so many people hated it. Maybe I'm just a pansy lol.

I would most assuredly say false. I think its a sad yet really pure song talking about the innocent love of a child for its mother. And there is nothing wrong with that.

The worst song for me is definately the chipmunks. ANYTHING by them. I will keeeeeeeel them, slowly and painfully, with a spork.

It could be worse she could be underwear lol

O_O GENIUS

False, the barking dogs rendition of Jingle Bells was voted worst Christmas song ever. Behind that were songs such as Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer and Santa Baby by Madonna.

Well when I was posed the question if I could eliminate one xmas song from existence and I said "The Christmas Shoes" with little hesitation...what does that say about me X3

I laughed, because that rat is extreme stupid to not thinking right thing.

I would gleefully stab the writer of "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" with a candy cane. And not a good one either. I'd use one of those off brand skittles flavored ones.

The background is the best.

"Christmas Shoes" makes me weep. The little boy knows his mother is dying, and instead of crying about it, he spends what little money he has on one last Christmas present for her. It tears my heart up that out of all of the people in the world today, the odds of meeting someone as selfless as that are now roughly one in several tens of thousands.

...I know, I'm a bleeding heart. Tim McGraw's "Don't Take the Girl" tears my heart up too.

Nice picture btw. I really like that racoon-ish girl.