This reminds me of me and Andrew when the weather's like that :p

Also first comment, Awesomeness!

You guys do this as well? XD

Yes...

Weekdays:

Me: Yay! School's gonna close!

Andrew: Crap, now I gotta drive to work in that!


Weekends:

Andrew: Yes, Snowboarding time.

Me: Crap now I gotta shovel our drive way!


Breaks:

Both: Woo! Snowboarding Time!

Yup: Exactly like Johairi and Zear

Really, you like snowboarding?

No, I meant the contrasting sentiments related to snow

Oh, okay got it...

*throws snowball*

* dodge*

*Pulls out a snowball AA-12 automatic shotgun* Dodge this, bitch!

*dodge*

OK, full automatic fire! *sets the switch from "Semi" to "Auto" and sprays snowballs in every direction*

*dodge* Either I'm a good dodger or you're just a bad shot :p

Ok, that's it No more mr nice guy *brings out snow-stinger* EAT HEAT SEEKER! *fires and missile instantly is locked on your signal*

*dodges so the missiles hit Johairi, Johairi screams like Tom form Tom and Jerry as he exits the earths atmosphere* Dodge...

GAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *pounces you to the ground* HA!

*Somehow reappears next to you* Dodge *you look down and notice I'm not there*

Now I'm concerned on a number of levels. Whatever *sits down, opens DS and plays Pokemon Soulsilver*

I cheat :p LOL

Action Replay, then?

Uh, Sure I guess...

Cheating bastard

Jeez, Hey I think Johairi has just reentered earth's atmosphere...

Oh cool. Don't worry the multiple layers of thick clothing he's wearing and his fur make a sufficient heat shield

Wait he's heading right at us, oh god move!

*steps a foot to the left and Johairi comes careening down, in a big ball of fire and hits and buries himself in the snow, passing inches from my face and making a johairi-shaped hole in the ground*

Zear: *peers over* Enjoyed your suborbital spaceflight?

Johairi: Yes, having the hot blast of a foundry blowing past your face at mach 11 for 5 minutes really felt wonderful

How is Johairi not flat as a pancake after falling from more that 5000 feet into the earth's crust?

Johairi: Thick clothing and thick layer of snow broke my fall. Now, will you two kindly pull me out of this snow?

To Johairi: Uh, you won't thrown a brick at my head as soon as I pull you out will you?

Johairi: No, because there's no brick down here, doofus. Now dig me up!

Fine *pulls Johairi out* that better?

Johairi: Yes *throws a rock at you and it hits* you didn't say anything about rocks, did you?

At Johairi: You know what's amazing? It only took you one try to hit me, and Zear tried many times and couldn't even pelt me with one snowball...

*as you say that 3 snowballs hit you from me*

Zear: What were you saying?

Me: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Johairi: LOL!

*both me and Johairi fall on our backs, lying on top of each other and rolling with laughter*

I just remembered I can control water, which means I can control snow, so...

*both of us stop, sit up, and fall back on our backs rolling with laughter again*

*Freezes you two in Ice, then walks off whistling*

*ice turns to jelly for god knows what reason and both me and Johairi eat our way out*

Zear: Why'd that ice turn to Jelly?

Johairi: I don't know, it doesn't make sense but I'm not arguing with the laws of physics if inconsistencies in them are to our advantage

Zear: Like how you don't dispute yourself if you're cheating with a scrabble word if noone else notices?

Joahiri: Yeah, like that

Oh by the way, I took Johairi's credit card and his cell phone so he can't cancel it, now i'm going to the mall...

Johairi: Hey, where's my credit card? And my phone?

Zear: Wanna use my phone? *dials Standard Chartered Bank and hands him the phone*

Johairi: Yeah, hi. Johairi here. I'd like to cancel my card. That's right, the Mastercard Gold. Thanks, bye 8gives the phone back to me*

This isn't the gold MasterCard though...

Zear: How many credit cards do you have?

Johairi: Just one...and here it is! *finds it* It's my Startrek fanclub membership card that's gone missing

Wait then who's credit card is this?

Johairi: You got your credit card?

Zear: Yeah, it's right here

Johairi: Oh, and I also found my phone. Was lying in the snow

Zear: Have you seen my Semtex Cellphone and Credit card sculptures?

Johairi: Your artworks symbolising the explosiveness and dangers of modern life?

Zear: Yeah, those one

*explosion is heard by us in the distance*

My Mom: STEVE!

Me: DYLAN DID IT!

Dylan: fuck you Steve, fuck you...

Zear: I'm guessing steve took them

Johairi: That doesn't make any sense! Semtex doesn't explode like that without a detonator

Zear: I....recently found out that prolonged exposure to cold...like now makes it more unstable

Johairi: And you just carrying it around?!

Zear:...yeah...

Johairi: Whatever, maybe we should go help him...and next time properly research your sculpture materials!

Johairi look out for that... *remembers what happened a little while ago*...never mind!

*pulls you out of the wreckage of the shopping mall

Zear: Steve, have you seen my Semtex sculptures or a Credit Card and a Cellphone?

*of

No *a brick lands on Johairi's head who falls back and reveals your phone and credit card* oh there it is!

*you run off to the next shopping mall as Johairi comes round*

Johairi: Ugh, did Steve nick your phone and credit card?

Zear: No, thankfully he nicked my broken phone whihc I was taking to the shop to be repaired

Johairi: and the credit card?

Zear: That was the dust cover for my credit card

Johairi: Your credit card has a dust cover?

Oh, by the way I stole Johairi's Coat...

Zear: Hey Johairi, you're coat's missing

Johairi: Oh, crap. Whatever, let's head home for the apartment

*both of us walk to the nearby subway station*

*I'm at the subway station wearing Johairi's coat*

Zear: Johairi, I found your coat

Johairi: Steve, can I have that back?

Nope, *Slams toilet plunger on Johairi's face* Meep Meep! *runs off*

Johairi: *takes off the plunger* What the hell was that?!

Zearfox: An impending copyright lawsuit, that's what *calls my legal team*

*runs up, grabs your phone, and smashes it on the ground, sticks toilet plunger on Johairi's face and then another one on your face* Meep! Meep! *runs off!*

Zear: That's it *takes out an SVD Sniper Rifle, and fires 3 rounds, the third hitting you and making you fall to the ground*

Johairi *shocked Did...did you just....*eye twitching and pointing to the rifle open-mouthed*

Zear: Relax, I loaded it with tranquilliser rounds

I can't feel my legs! Oh wait here they are...

(was that a reference to "Mucha Lucha" I spy? :P)

*Johairi walks over and takes his coat*

Johairi: Thank you, kindly

Zear: Don't think I don't have a firearm for every situation

(yes)

*still laying on the ground*

To Johairi: You're welcome.

To Zear: I never suspected that you didn't.

(Sweetness! The Flea is so funny! The cursed toilet! XD)

Johairi: Zear, let's go. Our train's here *puts his coat on*

Zear: Sure thing. *turns to steve* the tranquiliser is billed for only 15 minutes, but this one *takes out a Tranquiliser Five-Seven* is billed for seven hours. Good night *fires*

(I know!)

*hits Johairi* Johairi: Steve's right you are a bad shot *passes out*

Me: Uh, can't move here....

(Such an awesome show, why did it have to be cut short?)

Zear: Well, I am going to take advantage of this oppotunity. *picks Johairi upp and slings him over my shoulder, heading for the janitor's closet* don't tell him anything when he wakes up later *tears a condom wrapper open with my mouth before closing the door and locking it*

Uh, okay, wait I still can't move!

*bumping and grinding and naughty sounds are heard from the closet for about a 1/2 hour*

Zear: *opens the door, johairi on my shoulder again and me with a big grin on my face* Well, that is what you call taking an oppotunity and seizing it by the hard horns. Hehe

*sees you still on the ground*

Zear: Effects should wear off in 15 minutes. See ya, trains here *walks over to the platform*

Hey, wait! ugh... I wonder how long I'm gonna be here, well until I can move again I'll whistle innocently....

*zear boards the train and sits Johairi down on a seat. Much to Zear's surprise Johairi wakes up*

Johairi: Ugh, what happened?

Zear: Holy mackeral, you're awake! Well, I shot you by accident

Johairi:...and why does my butt feel a little sore? *glares at zear*

Zear:.....uh, no reason *avoids eye contact*

*See Sam and Lucas coming*
Steve: Hey guys can I get some help here?

Sam: Sure *kicks Steve on to the train*

Steve: Ow!

Lucas: Sam that wasn't very nice.

Sam: I know, I just felt like kicking something. *both of them get on the train*

Steve: Fuck you Sam!

Sam: Too late, Lucas already did that.

Lucas: *blushes*

Johairi: *is grabbing zear's shirt collar* You did use a condom at least, right?!

Zear: Yes, I did.

Johairi: Ok good *let's go* hey look! *points to steve flying through the air and landing several cars behind us* Huh, weird

Zear: So...you're cool with it?

Johairi: Yeah, what choice did I have? At least you had some sense of safety

Zear: So....when we get b ack, you wanna...*looks a little nervous*

Johairi: I'll think about it...

Sam: Kicking Steve in other cars is fun!

Lucas: Sam please stop...

Sam: but why?

Lucas: because this is dangerous what if he lands under the train?

Sam: Oh, now I wanna kick him harder!

*Lucas face palms*

Johairi: Can I kick him too?

Sam: Sure

Johairi: Yay!

*Sam and Johairi run back seven carts to where Steve landed*

Lucas to Zear: I love Sam, but sadly I often find myself questioning his common sense.

*Hear Steve in the background shouting "STOP KICKING ME!*

Zear: I hear ya, bro. And I know it all too well. A lot of people don't understand my brand of logic either

Lucas: But you're random, he's plain illogical.

Zear: You think we should help Steve?

Lucas: Maybe, but first I'm eating my Mushroom Swiss *takes out a Burger King Mushroom Swiss and noms*

*flies in front of your faces* Aaaahhhhh! Uh, A little help?

Lucas: *noms*

Zear: Hey, you got the French Chicken and Cheese Sticks I asked you to get?

Lucas: Yeah sure, here *reaches in the bag and passes them* here ya go

Zear: Hoo, mama. C'mere delicious *noms the first Cheese Stick*

Steve: Oh god! Not the face! *sounds of a kick and muffled curse word is heard*

*randomly breaks the longest conversation i saw on FA* BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ima so evil >:D

Ummm, did you notice the convo like....continues on later down the page? :P

well...yeah ...after you told me i did : )

Silly Wolfy :3

Lucky bastard, it hasn't even snowed a single flake here in southern new england. =/

Seriously? Where are you?

USA? Rhode Island? We're pretty far up north, it's in the 20s-low 30s here, but no snow at all. As soon as any rain approaches the temperature always jumps up above 40.

Really? I thought the entire east coast got dumped with snow

Yes, all along the canada border and the northern states. I think it's because we're right next to the ocean or something, increasing the temperatures.

And the lake effect snow, you can't forget that contributes to the heavy snowfall

its awesome how your icon matches up with this post. angry bird is angry. :Þ

Hahaha! definitely got Sami's intellectual side

Yup, he is always reading a book XD

He is! And its funny, cuz he's always either reading, drawing, or praying.

Or chatting via skype :3

Says the pup who's always on skype

Hey, I'm not ALWAYS on skype :P

-holds up a chat log from our chats and points to the times- don't argue.

Ok...fine I am on often, but that's only cuz it's my school holidays

-flips the page and sees my chat logins- umm...I really shouldn't be talking....

Yeah, exactly :P And I got the evidence to prove it, too

you wouldn't dare!

*is about to log in* Oh, dare

-purrs- seeya there, puppy

Cool art

Hehe, cool, winter...pun ^^

I lol'd!

Thanks ^^

Omg you drew me, yeah that's definetley me, I almost always have a book with me, you did hit the nail on the head on that one XD

Yessir I did, and I think I'll make it your defining trait ^^

well with books you can do history-related books too, which I read mostly along with religious books and historically based novels :3

I think that'll be the main books you read :3

Although can I have you read the occasional "Playfox" or "Doggie Style" ?

uh...I'll think about it :p

haha, so awesome... ^^'

Thanks ^^

the things people do when they are bored huh? :Þ

Yeah, and it turned out there was a blizzard but no biggie, they all live in the same apartment block, and even if they didn't there's always the AshRail subway stations

Best poster ever :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJb5dBrJ_ys

It's from this :3

I want that poster now :c

Yay! someone got my Eddsworld Ref! ^^

Meh, Iv driven to work in -50... metric mind you.

Remind me again...where do you live?

The coldest and flattest part of Canada.

Saskatchewan, right? The prairies

yup

And you don't have a nearby oilwell you can set fire to for warmth like those guys in Alberta :P

we do but the provincial government holds most of the mineral rights.

Well....you could always use firewood

no trees brah

Uhhhh.....firegrass? :3

ok

COuld that work? Using prairie grass instead of firewood

If you have ALOT of it, perhaps if it were all bailed....

Then greenpeace will whine about excess carbon dioxide pollution and rather you guys freeze your asses off like the cocks they are

How many green peace members does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they won't replace the lightbulb because the greenhouse gases it emits are unacceptable, and they won't use a fluorescent light either due to the mercury content

I was going to sat It didnt matter because green peace cant change anything.

Yup, so leave those Oil Rigs alone and let Greenland drill in peace, will you?

or at least hold still. I need some practice. I mean they gotta be good for something.

Yeah, I didn't buy this Barett M82 Sniper Rifle for show, these .50 Cals have gotta go somewhere

indeed

Yup, and they're heading right for your heads, Greenpeace, and there won't be a head left!

but remember to adjust for wind.

Of course! I have an SVD sniper rifle and a scope that can adjust for all that

oh wonderous

I got this for you as well, take it as a late christmas present *throws you a M82 Barett Sniper Rifle*

ohhh sexy...

Cock it, baby, and fire

*takes a crack at a peta protest*

Now, ease back the trigger, got the scope set for distance and bullet drop?

Of course I do. I aint no armature.

C'mon man, headshot for the one who's actually still wearing her clothes, she's the leader

Pam anderson?

No, capture her alive first, use her, then kill her

no just pam anderson having clothes on seems kinda.... not normal for her.

Heh, lol :P

indeed

gosh that gave me a good laugh haha, nice zear

Thankies, Oshey ^^ And it turned out there was a Blizzard that night, Zear won 30 bucks

HAHAHAH, thats funny

Steve: *rubs muzzle* Huh? Hey I can move again. (Hears Johairi and Sam coming, pretends he still can't move)

Johairi: My turn! *as he goes to kick Steve, Steve grabs his leg* Oh you can move again, uh, Sam *turns around to see Sam's gone, Johairi says with a worried tone* Not in the face...

Steve: who said I was gonna hit you? *Steve say with an evil smile while pulling out a condom*

Johairi: *Gulp*

MEANWHILE IN ZEAR'S TRAIN CAR...

Zear: Hey Lucas have you seen my spare condom?

Gah, Stupid iPod!

(It's ok dude)

Lucas: Uh, no why? *noms*

Zear: Hmm, seems to have vanished. Oh well *noms*

*both finish nomming*

Zear: Hey, wanna watch the entire third season of Last Airbender? *shows my iPad*

Lucas: Sweet! I got my noise-cancelling headphones

*meanwhile*

Johairi: *is being pinned to the ground, being raped by steve who has full control of him* Aaaaaahh! Fuck! Waaauuughhh!!!

*Sam comes out of nowhere and dives into Lucas's shirt*

Lucas: Sam please get out of my shirt...

Sam: No! Steve wants to hurt me!

Lucas (In a sweet talking way): Sam, I won't let him hurt you, now will you please get out of my shirt?

Sam: Okay *gets out if his shirt*

Lucas: Thanks Joey *sharp canine ears stand up* Uh, Zear I think I know where your spare condom is...

Zear: Really where?

Lucas: *whispers what he hears Steve doing to Johairi in the back of the train.

Zear: 0_0 Oh my...

Zear: and that is my bunny! He does not get access to my bunny! *pulls out a Remington 870 Shotgun*

Lucas: I'm coming as well *zear throws him a SPAS-12 Shotgun*

Zear: Can you handle a shotgun? I've loaded it with less-than-lethal rocksalt rounds. It'll hurt like hell and stun him, but it won't kill him

Sam: *stares, mouth agape at the guns in horror* You guys aren't serious, are you?!

Zear: I dunno about Lucas, but I'm very serious

Lucas: Meh, I just wanna see how this turns out.

Zear: Okay then let's go

*just as they're about to leave Steve comes back with Johairi over his shoulder*

Johairi: *emotionally scarred ranting*

Steve: Zear, this is yours *hands him Johairi* and by the way I not only took your condom but all your ammo, so that gun as well as all your guns is empty.

Zear: Fuck he's right... Steve how dare you rape my bunny.

Steve: Oh trust me I didn't just rape him...

Zear: What did you do to him?

FLASHBACK: *Johairi is being forced to watch Twilight*

Johairi: Aaaaahhhh!!! Turn it off!

FLASHBACK OVER

Zear: You are sick!

Again with the iPod!

Zear: Luckily I've got one spare shell with me! *pulls it out*

Lucas: Hit 'em where it hurts!

Steve: Oh, crap *starts running as zear loads it*

Zear: Eat rocksalt! *fires and you collapse to the ground in screaming pain*

Steve: Aaaahhh... Ha! Just Kidding, *picks up bullet* Dodge!

Zear: *Jaw drops* HOW!?!

Steve: Like I said before, I cheat *walks away*

*Zear's mouth is still dropped*

Lucas: Well Sam this is our stop, say bye to Zear.

Sam: Bye Zear...

Zear (with his mouth still dropped): ..........

Sam: Well bye *Sam and Lucas exit the train*

Johairi: Zear? Zeeeeeeeaaar? Huh, well I gotta go see you back home, maybe...

THE NEXT DAY.....

*Steve enters the train and sees that Johairi snapping his finger in front of Zears face*

Johairi: Steve I don't know what you did but Zears cold.

Steve: *Snaps Fingers*

Zear: Aaaaahhh! Oh I'm fine....

Johairi: *looks at Steve* How do you do that?

Steve: Like I'd tell you...

Johairi: *quiet angry ranting*

Steve: *Sits down*

Well looks like we're gonna have to deal with this till I get my computer back....

Zear: *has pulled out a graphic calculator, and his iPod*

Johairi: So....what are you doing?

Zear: I'm trying to figure out how he did it, and to do that I got seasons 3 and 4 of NUMB3RS and a Graphics calculator. I'm going to mathematically figure out how he did it

Steve: Math? That's not gonna tell you how I did it...

Zear: And why won't it?

Steve: Cause alls I really did was dodge everything...

Zear: But how did you dodge the bullet, all those snowballs, and me tackling you? It doesn't make sense!

Steve: Zear, since when has any RP we've done made sense?

Zear: Okay I see your point...

Johairi: Wait we're RPing?

Zear: No Johairi, we're not.

Johairi: Wait...hold on a minute, something's going on here and I kno-

Zear: *pulls out a carrot and whistles at Johairi like a dog*

Johairi: Oooh! Carrot! *holds his paws up and tongue out, exactly like a dog being shown a stick*

Zear: GO GET IT! *throws and Johairi bounds after it for several carriages* Boy, that was close

Steve: I'm serious though, since when have any RP we've ever done made sense?

Zear: You know I think your right

*sees Shaun run by with a squid n his head*

Shaun: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Johnny: Sammy get off Shaun!

Zear: I stand corrected, I KNOW your right now...

Steve: told you....

Shaun: HEY CAN I GET SOME HELP HERE!?!

Johnny: Please help me get Sammy off Shaun's head.

Steve: Okay hold on *throws his pipe and makes the Sammy squid grab the pipe instead of Shaun*

Shaun: Thanks uh...

Steve: Steve

Shaun: Thanks Steve!

Johairi: Hey Zear you have any more carrots?

*Sammy falls on Johairi's head*

Johairi: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! GET IT OFF!!! *runs around*

*Steve catches his pipe*

Zear: guys shouldn't we help Johairi?

Johnny: Sure, but I think it will be just you and me helping him.

Zear: Why?

*points to Steve and Shaun who are rolling on the floor laughing extremely hard*

Zear: Alright let's go

*Sam and Lucas enter the train*

Lucas: Seriously, I think for $3.87 they could cook it a little better.

Sam: Lucas that's how all Angus burgers are cooked.

Lucas: I am never going to McDonald's again!

Sam: Well you're going to have to suck it up since you got us banned from almost every Burger King in Vermont.

*They see Johairi run by with a squid on his head*

Johairi: Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!

Sam and Lucas: Weird...

Zear: Sam! Lucas! can you help us get that squid off Johairi's head?

Lucas: Sure *grabs squid off Johairi's head the next time he runs by him*

Johairi: Thanks Lucas!

Lucas: You're welcome, say I wonder what squid taste like...

Johnny: Don't eat my pet squid!

Zear: out of all the animals for pets that you could have, why'd you choose a squid?

Johnny: *shrugs*

*Steve and Shaun enter the train car*

Steve: Man there're are a lot of characters here...

Johairi: Wait...did he say characters?

Everyone: No, he didn't

Johairi: Hold on a second....I just remembered somethi-

Zear: *throws another carrot*

Johairi: CARROT!!! *bounds after it

Johnny: Boy, that was close

Shaun: Yeah, definitely. Now c'mon, here's our stop. let's get your squid and you home. *puts the squid in a fishtank and lifts it up*

Johnny: Shaun, you're such a big, strong Yote *gives him a kiss on the cheek before the train stops and they leave the car*

Zear: *eyerolls* He could have gotten a chameleon or a python but noooooo, he chooses a piece of raw calamari

Steve: Well, could be worse. He could have had a pet rock

Lucas: .....hey, I had a pet rock when I was 8!

Steve: Uh oh....

Sam: *eyerolls, and takes out an iPod with dock speakers and plays some chase music*

Steve: *Looks around* Hmm.... *Jumps up and sinks his claws into the ceiling* No this is not a Exorcist reference, and yes I just broke the fourth wall...

Lucas: *Runs in panting heavily* Okay Steve *pants* where are you? *pants*

Sam: You ran through one train car, seriously if your that out of shape...

Lucas: Sam don't start...

Zear: Say where did Steve go?

Lucas: 'sniff sniff' *Looks up* Huh, I could've sworn I smelt Steve.

Sam: Well he's not up there...

Lucas: Wait I hear breathing...

Steve: (quietly) Oh shit, I'm slipping!

Shaun: *Walks back in with Sammy on his head* Again Help!

*Steve falls on Shaun which causes Sammy to fall off his head*

Shaun: Thanks Steve!

Steve: You're welcome...

Lucas: *picks Steve up by the front of his shirt* Steve...

Steve: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW JUST PLEASE DON'T HIT ME HARD!!!

Lucas: Okay I forgive you...

Steve: OH PLEASE DON'T... Wait what?

Lucas: An Apology is all I wanted, besides I hate hurting people.

Sam: That's what I love about you Lucas, you're very sweet...

Lucas:

Zear: Well that was lame...

Johairi: Hey Zear you got another carr...

*Sammy falls on his head*

Johairi: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Zear: Where does that Squid keep coming from!?!

Steve: Uh, Lucas can you let go of me please, you're stretching my shirt...

Lucas: Sure *lets go of Steve*

Steve: *falls* Ow...

Johairi: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Lucas: Okay now let's help Johairi...

*Johnny wheels in a hand-cart with the squid tank on it into the carriage*

Johnny: Hey, Sammy got out again, anyone seen him?

*Johairi runs past him with Sammy on his head*

Johnny: Oh, hey Johairi. You fou-

*everyone else runs right past him, with shaun managing to give him a feel-up as he passes*

Johnny: Oh....ok...I guess I'll just wait here then *sits down and plays Pokemon Soulsilver on his DS*

Johnny: *looks at his DS and sees Johairi run by all pxiely and then everyone else run by as well* Huh? hmm... all of a sudden Shaun's in a dress...

Shaun: Johnny...

Johnny: Aww, but you look so cute...

Lucas: Shaun we share a common bond my friend...

Johnny: I got him to buy a skirt and he wears it when I ask, how bout you?

Shaun: Johnny....*is turning red*

Lucas: I'm the one who was on the receiving end of it.

Sam: Yup, it's pretty and pink and he looks adorable!

*both Shaun and Lucas are red with embarrasment*

*suddenly Johairi runs in front of Johnny*

Johnny: wait how did he get out of my... *sees everyone else run by* then sees Shaun standing in a dress right next to him and he also sees Lucas in a dress now*

Shaun and Lucas: What the...

Sam: Awww.....

Johnny: how did you guys get out of my....

Johairi: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! *trips and falls on Lucas, the fall also makes Sammy come off his head* well at least I landed on something soft, and big, and kinda squishy, and also very *looks down* oh sorry Lucas! *gets off Lucas*

Lucas: No *grunt* problem *Lucas is squirming on the ground trying to get up* DAMN IT!!!

Sam: Have some trouble there my pudgy puppy? *giggles*

Lucas: No I've got it *squirms some more*

*Steve and Zear walk in*

Steve: Uh, why is Lucas squirming on the floor?

Johnny: *is playing his DS* oh, Johairi used him as a landing pad.

*Steve and Zear look at Johairi, he shrugs*

Lucas: Grrr... DAMN IT STEVE!!! Why'd you have to draw me so fat!?!

Steve: *shrugs* I dunno, I didn't have any pudgy characters, so I made you one just because you were new...

Johairi: Wait were, being drawn...

Steve: Zear...

Zear: On it *throws carrot*

Johairi: oooooh.... *runs for it*

Steve and Zear *fist bump*

Sam: Okay now that Johairi's problem's solved, what do we do about Lucas...

Lucas: Can you help me up?

Steve: Okay just let me get the the tractor bed so I can lift you fat ass...

Zear, Johairi, Shaun, Johnny, and Sam: *Snicker*

Lucas: Oh ha, ha, very funny

*Steve helps Lucas up*

Steve: Man, you are heavy!

Lucas: Well, who's fault is that, eh?

Zear: Shall I get a carjack? *sniggering*

Lucas: Fuck you, bitch!

Sam: Already got it! *holds it up* Hydraulic, too :3

Lucas: God....dammit....

Sam: Awww... I'm just kidding puppy...

Lucas: :)

Zear: So now what do we do?

Steve: I dunno...

Zear: Cheetos, anyone? *holds up a bag*

Zear: Huh? Weird my Cheetos bag is empty where did they all...

Lucas: *Urp...*

All (except Lucas): Lucas...

Lucas: I was hungry...

Steve: Big Surprise...

Lucas: Enough with the sarcasm Steve.

Steve: Hey I created you I can erase you!

Lucas: Yeah right... (legs disappear) HEY!!!

Steve: Told ya' (leg reappear)

Johairi: Wait we were created by you guys....

Zear: Um... Bye!

Johairi: (disappears)

Steve: Uh, where did Johairi go?

Zear: I dunno...

MEANWHILE IN CALIFORNIA...

Johairi: (Appears out of nowhere) Something is going on here...

Random hot chick: Ah! MY BIKINI TOP FELL OFF!!!

Johairi: *stares* But I totally don't care anymore!

MEANWHILE IN VERMONT...

Zear: Hey that's my bunny! I'm going to kill that Bitch! *cocks sniper rifle*

Steve. Sam, Lucas, Shaun, and Johnny: Can we come?

Zear: Ugh, Fine!

All: Yay!

Zear: Wait...hold on...he's gay in denial...then what the hell was he starign afte....

MEANWHILE IN CALIFORNIA

*Johairi was actually staring after the guy behind the girl who was topless*

MEANWHILE IN VERMONT

Zear: Of course....

Lucas: Hey, how can you see an 8-hour flight away?

Zear: Steve!

Steve: On it!

(Lucas Disappears)

Sam (angrily now): STEVE WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BOYFRIEND!?!

*MEANWHILE IN CALIFORNIA*

Lucas: What the... What happened....

Random Guy: Hey look a buffet is going out of business and is giving out food for free!

Random Hot Chick again: My top is still off here!

Lucas: I suddenly don't care anymore!

MEANWHILE IN VERMONT:

Sam: Hey what about me?

Steve: On it!

(Sends Sam to California)

Zear: Okay enough with sending people places!

Steve: Okay...

*Mark (Jake) come out of nowhere*

Jake: Hey Steve, my grand mom's coming to stay with me...

Steve: Bye! (goes to California)

Jake: Hey wait for me! (goes)

Shaun and Johnny: *shrugs* Bye Zear (disappears...)

Zear: I'm alone! Oh well might as well go ho...

Some random intolerant guy: Ahhh! A Muslim he's gonna blow up *sends people into a frenzy*

Zear: Wait for me guys! (goes to California...)

Zear: OK Steve, we're in Cali now, what now?

Steve: Where's Johairi?

Lucas: Over there at that juice stand, apparently ordering carrot juice *points*

Steve: Lucas what are you eating?

Lucas: *looks at the thing he has in his hand* I dunno all's I know is that it sure is tasty.

Zear: Isn't that Sammy?

Lucas: *looks at squid in his sandwich...* Whadda ya' know it is *goes to take another bite*

Johnny: Give me my Squid back! *takes Sammy*

Lucas: *whimpers*

Sam: It's okay Lucas *pats him on the head*

Lucas: *tail wags*

Zear: He looks cute when he's happy

Steve: I know...

Johnny: HE ATE MY PET SQUID!!!!

Shaun: and he is not getting away with that. *cracks knuckles* These arms aren't just for thrusting and lifting heavy car parts....

Zear: Uh oh....

Sam: Lucas, honey, calm down....

Lucas: I'm sorry...

Shaun: You're gonna be sorry...

Lucas: Look I don't want any trouble....

Shaun: I do * punches Lucas in the gut...*

Lucas: *oof!* Why you *angry growls*

Sam: Oh my god there gonna fight!

*Gasp!*

Steve: I'll get the popcorn!

Zear: I'll get the soda!

Johairi: I'll get the candy!

Johnny: I'll get the mop...

Lucas: I'll tell you something Shaun... I maybe fat and dumb, but I can crack a bone when I need to...

Shaun: Oh, yeah well prove it...

*Lucas punches Shaun in the nose and immediately causes it to bleed*

Shaun: "Gasp" *Looks at his bloody hands...* Why you little....

Sam: Oh dear...

*Shaun and Lucas start fighting, they both start to really hurt the other one*

15 MINUTES LATER...

Shaun and Lucas: *Panting Heavily*

Shaun: I admit dough-boy you're a good fighter...

Lucas: I admit you're stronger than you look...

Shaun: but still I can not win until I knock you out...

Lucas: Bring it!

*right as the two are about to fight each other again the following happens*

Sam and Johnny: ENOUGH!!!

Sam: Lucas come here!

*Lucas walks over shamefully to Sam*

Sam: Bad dog *pops him on the nose*

Shaun: Ha Ha wimp...

Johnny: *grabs Shaun by the ear*

Shaun: Ow OW! Puppy!!!

Johnny: You're not off the hook either, go sit down!

Shaun: But I...

Johnny Sit!

Shaun: Yes honey...

Sam: You too Lucas!

*Lucas whimpers*

Sam: I apologize for Lucas's behavior, he's uh, kinda been on edge lately...

Johnny: Ah, it's okay, Shaun wasn't completely innocent either...

Sam: I'm Sam

Johnny: I'm Johnny

Sam: Nice to meet you!

Johnny: Thanks...

Steve: does anyone else find this weird?

Zear & Johairi: Not really...

Steve: Meh...

*Johairi approaches with a glass of carrot juice*

Johairi: Hey guys, what's shakin', bacon?

*sees the scene*

JOhairi: Uhhhh, what?

Zear: Don't ask

Steve: Uh, I think Lucas and Shaun are still trying to kill each other...

Sam: Why?

Steve: *points*

*sees Shaun chewing on Lucas's arm while he got him in a head lock*

Sam and Johnny: I see you!

*Lucas and Shaun quickly go back to siting down*

Sam and Johnny: Good boy!

Zear: Hey, I got an idea, why don't you two kiss and make up?

Shaun and Lucas: Wait...WHAT?!

Sam: I think that's brilliant

Johnny: Same here, then maybe after that we can have a foursome!

Zear: No Johnny, just the kissing

Johnny: Fine....

(Lucas and Shaun are trying to sneak away...)

Johnny: SHAUN!

Sam: LUCAS!

(Lucas and Shaun grown as they sit back down...)

Sam: Alright Lucas you know what you and Shaun have to do...

Johnny: Yes, now just kiss and make up already!

(Shaun and Lucas go very slow until their lips touch and kiss for about 7 seconds but during those seven seconds, this happens):

Durin: Hey Steve have you seen my... *sees Shaun and Lucas kissing* Must... Tell.... EVERYONE!!! *Snaps picture*

(After the picture snaps Lucas and Shaun's ear perk up)

Shaun and Lucas: Shit...

Sam: That's gotta suck...

Johnny: Big time...

Zear: Don't worry i'll take care of it! (pulls out an Sub-Machine Gun)

Steve: haven't you shot or at least tried to shoot enough of my characters already?

Zear: No, I have not *clicks into single-shot mode and fires 3 shots, one hitting Durin in the leg*

Durin: AUGGGGHHH!!!! OH MY GOD, OW! *collapses in pain, clutching his leg*

Steve: Did you just....?

*eveyone else's jaw has dropped as zear walks over to durin*

Zear: Now, *cocks my FN Five Seven handgun* where is that Camera?

*Durin points to a few feet from him at the camera on the ground*

Zear: Right *picks it up and ejects the memory card, snaps it in half* Does this Camera have internal memory?

Durin: Ugh...no...*leg still seering in pain* whacha use in that gun?

Zear: Hollow points, the expand upon entering tissue. And well, I can't tell if you're lying or not so....*fires 3 shots at the camera and destroys it*...better be safe and sorry

*Zear throws the camera's pieces back to shaun and lucas*

Zear: Here, no more problem *clicks the safety on and stows his guns away*

Johairi: Holy Shit....he's cold

Steve: Uh Zear. I think you're forgetting that Durin happens to be dating Polame....

Zear: Yeah...So?

*Polame picks up Zear*

Polame: *Growls*

Zear: Steve why didn't you tell me he was a 9' bear?

Steve: *shrugs* I thought you knew...

Zear: *Tries to pull out gun* Ha take th...

*Polame grabs the gun and crushes it with his hand*

Zear: HOLY SHIT!!! Uh, hehe, um can we just, ya know put this behind us and...

Polame: No...

Zear: That's what I thought *gulp*

*Polame punches Zear all the way back to Vermont*

Zear: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Oof! I'm Okay!

Polame: *picks up Durin and walks away*

Sam: Ah Polame, the only guy who can throw a 17 year old wolf all the way across America....

Lucas: I'll say...

Shaun: Hey Lucas!

Lucas: What?

*Shaun pushes Lucas on his back*

Lucas: Damn it Shaun!

Shaun: I'm just kidding! *Helps Lucas up, he grunts while doing it* Jeez Steve is right, you are heavy...

Lucas: Don't start...

*Zear comes back with a black eye*

Johairi: Ow.... Did you enjoy your little suborbital flight?

Zear: Oh sure, being hit the face so.... Wait a minute!!!

*Johairi troll face*

Steve: Ah, precious callbacks...

Zear: Steve, no offense but didn't Polame kinda, overreact?

Steve: No ...

Zear: Why?

Steve: Let me show you * punches Johairi in the face*

Johairi: Ow!

Zear: Why you son of a bit-

Steve: See?

Zear: ....Well Played....

Shaun: OK, now what do we do?

Johnny: 6-way orgy? :3

Zear: Tempting, but no. I didn't bring any lube

Steve: Johnny, can you suggest something besides sex?

Johnny: Masturbating?

Steve: *facepaw*

Lucas: Let's....just enjoy California

Johnny: Let's visit the Castro District!

Sam: NO!

Lucas: Shaun, I know he's your boyfriend, but can you please make him shut up about sex? It's getting annoying

Shaun: *turns to Johnny* Hun, please recommend something else or I'm going chaste for the next month

Johnny: *alarmed* Ok! I'll be good!

Zear: *is playing Pokemon on his DS* Yay! I caught a Lapras!

Steve: *takes DS and chucks it off somewhere*

Zear: Why'd you do that?

Steve: *shrugs* I don't like Pokemon....

Zear: Screw you!

Steve: Too late Jake already does that!

Jake: What?

Steve: Yeah....

*Andrew runs in with Sammy on his head*

Andrew: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve, Zear, and Johairi: Where does that Squid keep coming from!?!

Dylan: Okay, that time was me...

Sam: Well that explains why Andrew's the victim....

Lucas: Wait, who's Andrew?

Steve: *face palm*

Zear: My Lapras! My Quilava! My Poliwag! MY PIKACHU!! *runs after it*

Jake: Honestly Steve, was that necessary? *looks at him seriously*

Steve: Ummm....yes? *smiles innocently*

Jake: You go help him find that DS, mister! And if it's broken you're getting him a new one and training his pokémon for him!

Steve: Ok.....

Andrew: WAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH! *is running around with the squid on his head*

Lucas: Shaun, get your foxboy over here and have him control his squid!

Shaun: I'll go get him, he's in that sex shop over there, buying dildos.

*meanwhile*

Johnny: *is holding a dildo in a box* Ooooooh, continuously variable vibrate speed, and specially designed for prostates. Heehee, I'm buying *puts it in his shopping basket*

MEANWHILE:

Steve: Hey Zear look what I found!

Zear: My DS?

Steve: Forget the DS, I found a PSP!!!

Zear: Steve, were looking for my DS, remember?

Steve: *playing Daxter* I'm sorry what?

Zear: *Facepalm*

MEANWHILE:

Johnny: *walks out of the store*

Shaun: Johnny, Sammy's at it again... *points to Andrew*

Andrew: Aaaaaahhhh!!!!

Johnny: *sigh* oh Sammy...

Shaun: Didn't Lucas take a bite out of him earlier?

Johnny: Well, the laws of physics don't apply here, now do they? Zear survived a suborbital spaceflight for crying out loud

Shaun: True, I'll get the tank, you get the squid

*andrew runs past, still screaming*

Johnny: Sammy, come here *runs after Andrew*

MEANWHILE

Zear: Steve, get off that PSP and help me find my DS, now!

Steve: *is too distracted*

Zear: STEVE!

Steve: *is still playing*

Zear: *does an awesome Jake impression* I'm breaking up with you, Steve

Steve: *drops the PSP in shock*

MEANWHILE

Johairi: *is eating an energy bar* Mmmm, nougat

Johnny: Come here Sammy!

*Sammy jumps off Andrew's head*

Andrew: Uh, Thanks....

Johnny: Don't mention it...

Dylan: Okay seriously, where does that squid keep coming from?

MEANWHILE.....

Zear: Alright, now that I got your attention... I.... Hmmm....

(Zear notices Steve is crying...)

Zear: Ugh.... Steve please just help me find my DS....

Jake: Zear why is Steve crying?

Zear: Well I may have pretended to be you and I "Broke Up" with Steve...

Jake: .......

(Zear is suddenly in a trash can)

Zear: Fuuuucck.....

MEANWHILE.....

Johairi: Yummy....

Lucas: *Sniff Sniff* CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!

Sam: Lucas, please don't...

Lucas: Yummy chocolate *Runs towards Johairi at full speed*

Andrew: It probably came from your ass, your momma's ass!

Dylan: *eyeroll*

Johnny: Shaun, can you get the tank here?

Shaun: *comes in carrying the squid tank full of water, lifting it without problem*

Johnny: Thanks, Yote *puts Sammy back in*

MEANWHILE

Zear: Hey, I found my DS! And there's a ColdPlay single in here as well, awesome! *tail wags from the top of the dustbin*

Steve: *is still crying*

Jake: There there steve, its ok *hugs*

Steve: *stops crying* Wait, did he just call it a dustbin?

Zear: *from inside the dustbin* Yes, I did. And I found my DS, too

MEANWHILE

Johairi: Waugh! *is tackled* Sam, control your boyfriend!

Lucas: Chocolate!!! *tries to grab it*

Sam: Bad dog! *sprays him with water from an ironing sprayer*

Steve: Who still says dustbin?

Zear: I do...

Jake: Most people call it a trash can....

Zear: How long have people been doing that?

Steve: Over 70 years!

Zear: Daaaaamn....

MEANWHILE:

Shaun: there that should hold him but just to be
sure *locks top* there that should hold him hey a penny,
*looks away for one second then when he looks back Sammy's
gone but the tank has no holes in it and the lock is still on*
Huh?

(Andrew runs by with it on his head again)

Andrew: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!

Shaun: *jaw drops* How!??

MEANWHILE:

Lucas: I'm sorry....

Sam: good boy, sorry about that Johairi..... Johairi?
Hello? Wake up sleepy head...

Zear: Where I come from, usually we call it a rubbish bin if it's outside, dustbin if it's indoors, so it is a rubbish bin.

Steve: You're weird, it's a trash can

Zear: Whatever, can you get me out of this Waste Container, then?

MEANWHILE

Johnny: I think Houdini was his Grandad

Shaun: That's a possibility....shall we discuss this over a steaming assfull of gay sex?

Johnny: You know it, yote *both of them walk off to rent a hotel room*

Andrew: AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!! *is still running around with Sammy on his head*

MEANWHILE:

Johairi: *is stunned and speaking like a mallet just hit him* Yes Zear, yes I'll marry you....*shakes head* Hey....what happened?

Steve: Trash Can!

Zear: Whatever just get me out of it!

Steve: Not till you say "trash can"

Zear: fine, get me out of this trash can....

Steve: What's the magic word?

Zear: *eyerolls* please...

Steve: good boy *pulls Zear out of the trash can*

Zear: Thank you... I guess....

MEANWHILE:

*Johnny and Shaun are having sex in the hotel room, Dylan thinking Johnny has his phone walks into the room*

Dylan: Hey Johnny have you seen my....AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs out screaming, he passes Leyland on his way out*

Leyland *walks in* Hey what with Dy... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs out screaming, he passes Andrew on his way out*

Andrew: Weird, *walks in* hey Johnny could you.... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs out screaming*

Johnny: For god's sake Shaun lock the door!

Shaun: Fine *locks the door* now where were we?

*resumes having sex*

MEANWHILE:

Sam: You were tackled by Lucas and knocked out...

Johairi: So that's why it feels like a 300 pound bag of sand feel on me...

Lucas: *blushes*

*Andrew, Dylan, and Leyland run by screaming*

Andrew, Dylan, and Leyland: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sam: what's with them?

Johairi: I'd know that scream anywhere, they just walked in on Shaun and Johnny having sex...

Lucas: How do you know?

Johairi: Well I've had my personal experiences....

*FLASHBACK:*

Johairi: *walks in to Johnny's room* Hey Johnny have you seen my... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Johnny: Why do you always forget to lock the door?

Shaun: I dunno, it's just a bad habit I have

*FLASHBACK OVER*

Johairi: *shutters*

Sam: I thought you were in denial...

Johairi: I know, just go with the joke.

Zear: It's still a rubbish bin. *points* does it look like a rubbish bin to you?

Jake: No, but it's still a trash can

Zear: It's not! You know what, why don't I just revert back to my mothertongue Malay and call it a "Tong Sampah"

*Jake puts zear back in the trash can*

Zear: RUBBISH BIN!

MEANWHILE

Sam: Well, at least you're going with the joke and not the RP

Johairi: Wait, what RP? *looks suspicious* Hey! Wait a minute!

Lucas: I got it! *throws a carrot*

Johairi: *throws a chocolate* HAH!

Lucas: CHOCOLATE!!!! *runs after it*

Johairi: *sweats nervously* Uhhhh.....I CAN'T TAKE IT! CARROT!!! *runs after the carrot*

*Steve and Jake walk away*

Zear: Hello, Anyone I'm stuck in a rubbish bin...

*Johnny and Shaun walk by*

Both: It's called a trash can....

Zear: Oh! Whatever.... Wait Shaun, Johnny get back... Grrrrrr....

MEANWHILE:

Sam: Great now my puppy and Johairi are both gone! Hey Johairi dropped his wallet...
*opens it* Let's see what he's got in here, hey look his drivers licsence let's see what embarrassing stuff he's
Got on here! Huh, I didn't know he was an organ doner, seems unlikely of him, just when you think you know
A guy....

Johairi: Give me that!!!!

Sam: Oh, hello Johairi...

Johairi: Why were you looking through my wallet? That is an extreme violation of a persons privacy!

Sam: Bored...

Johairi: I'll show you bored!

*takes Sam's glasses off his face and throws them on the ground*

Sam: Ah, I can't see!

Johairi: Uh wait you need your glasses to see completely?

Sam: Yes...

Johairi: Aww Shit I didn't know that, oh man if we don't get you a new pair soon Lucas will kill me!!!

MEANWHILE:

Lucas: Chocolate *sees the chocolate landed in a hotel room, walks in to see a girl in a bathtub full of waffles*

Girl: Want some waffles?

Lucas: This is not the kitchen... *walks out, then his straight and gluttonous side kicks in, he runs back inside* But I'm totally cool with that! *Takes waffles*

Zear: Ok.....I'm upside-down in a rubbish bin.....

Shaun: TRASH CAN!

Zear: Whatever, well...maybe if I *starts rocking my legs in the air from side to side* Hup, hup, c'mon....

*does this for several minutes*

Zear: OK, that's not working....hmm, might as well play some Pokemon, then.....*plays* Oh sweet, a Growlithe!

MEANWHILE

Sam: I know....*makes a call* Hello, Glasses Express? Yeah, I need a pair.....how long? 30 minutes or my next pair are 50% off? Ok then *hangs up* You owe me 150 bucks

Johairi: Since when were glasses delivered like Pizza?

Sam: I dunno....wanna get some Board Shorts? *points to the RipCurl, Billabong and Body Glove shops across the street*

Johairi: Sure, I love Aussie beach clothes

MEANWHILE

*voracious eating of waffles and pussy is ensuring*

*Andrew runs by with Sammy on his head and knocks the trash can that Zear is in over*

Zear: Ow! Ugh... Thanks Andrew!

Andrew: AAAHHHHHHHH... 'Welcome, AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Zear: *Picks up DS* DAMN IT, ANDREW CRACKED MY SCREEN!!! *Takes out an M-16 and aims at Andrew*

Johnny: Shaun please stop him.

Shaun: On it! *takes M-16 out of Zear's hands*

Zear: No big deal *takes a out a revolver*

Shaun: *takes that too*

Zear: Meh... *pulls out a Sniper Rifle*

Shaun: *takes that as well*

Zear: *grunts angrily, then pulls out a shot gun*

Shaun: *takes the shot gun* Where the hell do you get these things!?!

MEANWHILE...

*Sam is trying to walk into RipCurl but keeps running into a wall*

Sam: Johairi, a little help please?

Johairi: Okay a little to the right, A little more there we go...

*Sam walks in*

Sam: You know I can't see but this store sound pretty cool, ah! *trips over a part of shorts that were left on the floor and knocks over a T-shirt stand*

Employee: That your friend?

Johairi: Yes why?

Employee: Well thank to his actions you and him now have to help pick this mess up!

Johairi: Oh come on! He's blind!

Employee: What color is this shirt?

Sam: Looks red...

Employee: Blind huh?

Johairi: I mean he can't see straight without his glasses!

Employee: *stand in front of Sam* Hey kid!

Sam: *looks straight at him* what?

Employee: What color's my fur?

Sam: Uh, grey?

Employee: Can't seem Straight hmm?

Johairi: I mean...

Employee: I've heard enough, just pick this mess up!

Johairi: But I... Ugh, Come on Sam....

MEANWHILE...

Lucas: *groans* too many waffles...

*Steve walks in*

Steve: Hey there Lindsey, uh, what happened to Lucas?

Lindsey: Oh come on, you know what happened you created Lucas...

Steve: Ah, the poor, gluttonous, sex-craved back wolf...

Lucas: *groans*

Zear: I can't tell you that, it's a proprietary secret. One of those "I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you" kinda deals *pulls out an RPG*

Shaun: Zear, *takes it* Enough!

Johnny: *picks up the DS* Hmm, *pulls out something from his pocket* I know! *the something's a spare DS screen and Johnny changes it* There, all happy

Zear: Oh, sweet! *take sit and plays Pokemon* Thanks, Johnny. Hey, a Corsola!

Andrew: GAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *stops in front of a vending machine and buys a drink* Mmmmm, ahhh. *starts running again* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Shaun: SHould we get him?

Johnny: Yeah we should...but first *offers Shaun a bowl of Popcorn*

Shaun: Where'd you get that? *noms*

Johnny: There's a cart over there *points* There's a Hotdog cart, too *points*

Shaun: Awesome, I'm hungry

MEANWHILE

Johairi: *is picking up the stuff and suddenly stops* Hey sweet, I'm buying this one *holds onto it as he keeps cleaning*

Sam: Is the glasses delivery guy here yet? *walks into a wall* Ow....

Johairi: He will be in about 15 minu-Hey, Zear would like this shirt

Sam: *bonks into a conveniently placed wall made of fly paper and is stuck* What the fuck?!

MEANWHILE

Steve: Did he give you a good time and wear himself out?

Linsey: He did, he is good, he liked the waffles, too

Steve: Heh, well I better get his boyfriend here, thanks for taking care of him

Lindsey: Oh, believe me, it was my pleasure *winks*

*steve drags Lucas out*

*Dylan and Leyland run by screaming*

Johnny: You forgot to lock the door again didn't you Shaun?

Shaun: Yep looks like it...

Johnny: Well we should help them...

Shaun: How?

Johnny: *takes out a Playboy Dylan, Leyland, and Andrew stop screaming and look at it, then Johnny throws it*

Leyland, Dylan, and Andrew: Mine!!! *all jump for it, when Andrew jumps Sammy comes off his head and Johnny catches him*

Johnny: Like that!

Shaun: Oh, wait why'd you have that Playboy?

Johnny: Uhhh.... *takes out a stick* see the stick? GO FETCH!!!

Shaun: *shakes trying to resist then runs for it* DAMN YOU CANINE INSTINCTS!!!!!

Johnny: Hmm, Well I did over look one thing *sees Andrew, Leyland, and Dylan fighting* now how do get those three to stop fighting?

MEANWHILE...

Johairi: Uh, Sam, are you okay?

Sam: No I'm a little stuck... *grunts* A little help?

Johairi: Okay, pull *tries to pull Sam off the wall but ends up on the wall with him* FUUUCK!!!

Employee: What's going on here?

Johairi: Uh, were Stuck...

Employee: Well get unstuck!

Johairi: It's not our fault! Wait...Why do you even have a wall made of fly paper?

Employee: *thinks for a second* That's actually a good question, Boss, why do we have a fly paper wall?

Boss: *shrugs* mosquitoes are bad this time of year...

Johairi: It's the middle of winter, plus you can just close the door!

Boss: Yeah, I didn't really think it through...

*Steve walks in with Lucas*

Steve: Hey Sam, you have any stomach medication for when Lucas over eats?

Sam: Front left pocket...

*Steve gets the medication out of Sam's pocket and gives it to Lucas*

Lucas: I suddenly feel better *tries to get up* ugh... Steve, a little help here...

*Steve helps Lucas up*

Steve: Jesus Christ you're heavy!

Lucas: Okay I get it I'm heavy now can everyone please stop saying that? *sees Sam is missing his glasses* Hey what happened to your glasses Sam?

*Johairi get worried*

Sam: Uh, I tripped and my glasses went down the storm drain...

Lucas: *shurgs* well do you need my help to get off that wall?

Sam: Yes please help me...

*Lucas pulls Sam from the wall with ease, then gets Johairi*

Johairi: Jeez you're strong...

Lucas: Thanks, hey look *points to Andrew, Dylan and Leyland fighting*

Steve: wanna go check that out?

Johairi, Lucas, Employee, and Sam: Sure I guess *walks over to the fight, but not before Sam runs into another wall*

Sam: Ow!

Johnny: I know! *puts Sammy back in his tank and locks the lid* Maybe.....if I.....

*cut to Johnny in the Swiss Alps wearing Lederhosen and singing*

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo....

Johnny: Wait....this doesn't solve anything *sips on hot chocolate and eats a Toblerone* That helps somewhat....wait, I KNOW!

*cuts back to Johnny in Los Angeles*

Johnny: Hey guys....

*Dylan, Andrew and Leyland look up*

Johnny: *pulls out the fully Automatic Nerf Stampede Machine gun* Run kitty, run.....*opens fire*

MEANWHILE

Johairi: Hey, are they having a Nerf war?

Sam: Seems a little one-sided to be a Nerf "War", more like Nerf "Massacre"

Steve: Then...*a M.U.L.E. (a US Army self-driving mini supply truck) drives up and steve opens the hatch in the back and emerges with an arsenal of Nerf weaponry* let's make things a little more even....

Employee: Dibs on the Rocket Launcher

Boss: No you're not, get back to work!

Employee: Awww *walks back to the shop*

*Everyone grabs a weapon*

Lucas: Why are we doing this?

Johairi: *shrugs* for fun?

Lucas: Meh, good enough for me.

Steve: alright lets pick teams.

Johairi: I choose Zear!

Steve: Hey I want Zear!

Johairi: No Zear's on my team

Steve: No he's on mine!

Johairi: Mine!

Steve: Mine!

*are playing tug-o-war with Zear*

Johnny: Shouldn't you be concerned about them ripping you arms out of your socket?

Zear: I should, but I'm actually really enjoying this...

Sam: *facepaw* you masochist....

Zear: What? *tongue hanging out and tail wagging* I like it....

Sam: *facepaws harder*

Johnny: Since you two are pulling Zear apart, me next!

*Shaun facepaws*

Lucas: *is eating a Double Mushroom Swiss and everyone stares at him* .....what?

Sam: Nevermind Hun....

Lucas: Okay... *noms*

Steve: Mine!

Johairi: Mine!

*Steve pulls out a carrot*

Steve: See it Johairi? See it? Go get it! *throws carrot*

Johairi: This isn't over! *runs for the carrot*

Zear: Awww, I was enjoying that!

Steve: Ah, don't worry, he'll be back...

Zear: *Mumbles Angerily*

Steve: Alright Zear's on my team, next I choose.... Dylan.

Dylan: Yay!

Leyland: Why him? I'm your best friend!
Jake: I'm your Boyfriend!
Andrew: and I'm your Cousin!

Steve: Okay you can all be on my team!

Leyland, Andrew, Jake, and Dylan: Yay!

Sam: Wait are you allowed to pick like that?

Steve: Yes, Now the rest of you are on team okay?

Sam: Wait that's 6 to 5 we need another player!

Lucas: Hold on....

*goes up to boss and knocks him out and places a broken brick by his head*

Lucas: Hey....*looks at the employee's name tag* Duke... wanna play?

Duke (employee): My boss won't let me.

*Lucas tells him what he did*

Duke: Okay then *takes nerf gun*

*Lucas comes back with Duke*

Lucas: There 6-6

Steve: Alright let's play!

*Dylan pulls out his Titan Rocket Launcher*

*Sam's team all go pale at the sight of it*

Lucas: Fall back! take cover!!!

Steve: Open Fire!

*Dylan launches and it hits Duke square in the back*

Duke: Gah! *falls to the ground and turns around, firing shot after shot from his handgun at Dylan*

Sam: Duke's down! Get the automatic! Get the Automatic!

*Andrew, Dylan, and Leyland fire at Lucas*

Lucas: Hmm? *sees the nerf darts coming he does a matrix move to dodge three then does a back flip to dodge the rest, he lands on and jumps off a wall puts Andrew in a head lock and uses his gun to attack Dylan and Leyland while he uses Andrew as a sheiks after he's done with Dylan and Leyland he shoots Andrew with his own nerd gun knocking him down*

Everyone (with the exception of Leyland, Dylan, and Andrew since they're on the ground): *Jawdrops*

Zear: How can you weight over 200 pounds and still do that?

Lucas: I took karate when I was 9 and joined the military for a couple of years when I was 11.

Sam: and you never told me this why?

Lucas: *shrugs* never had a chance to...

Sam: *facepalms*

Zear: Whatever, Dylan, reload!

Dylan: *reloads and quickly pumps it up* Locked and loaded!

Zear: Fire two! *launches and it grazes the top of Sam's head*

Sam: Holy Shit...*feels the top of his headfur*

*Shaun and Lucas emerge with Fully Automatic Stampedes with 36-round drum magazines*

Jake: RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!

*hailstorm of orange foam bullets ensures*

*Andrew stands still*

Steve: Andrew get down.

*Every orange dart out of the millions that come miss Andrew*

Andrew: Mediocre at best...

Shaun: How did we miss?

Andrew: Because you're still mediocre at firing...

Johnny: Fire again!

*Steve pulls Andrew behind a rock, Zear sees Dylan writing on a pad*

Zear: Dylan what are you doing!?!

Dylan: You'll see, alright wind speed is about twenty MPH and judging by the angle they're firing at as from, let's see, Uh huh, carry the two, then fire at the correct angle and direction and... *fires his rocket which hits both Johairi, Sam, and Duke* BOOM! Ha Ha!

Zear: *Jawdrops* where did your brother learn to do that Steve?

Steve: I dunno he's always been like that!

Zear: And he's dyslexic?

Steve: Yep.

Zear: Impressive...

Zear: Alright boys, they're down and weak. Me, Jake and Steve are gonna go in with our assault rifles. Andrew, Dylan, Lay down some automatic suppressive fire and...

Steve: Or we could just snipe them all *holds up six Nerf Longstrikes*

Zear: ...or we could snipe them off....damn I love frontal assaults

*everyone gets a Sniper and takes aim, but they're all hiding behind the rock and a car except for Duke who's still on the ground*

Andew: They're gonna retrieve him, open fire when they do

*several RC toy trucks with nerf guns attached to them encircle us from behind and we don't notice*

Jake: Stevey, they're not moving out

Steve: Maybe they're ju-

*the trucks open fire on us, catchign us off-guard*

Leyland: HOLY CRAP!

Shaun: *from behind his cover as Lucas and Sam head out to retrive the fallen Duke* Never underestimate the value of mechanical genius!