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Nooooooooooo it caaaant be!!!!! *is crushed under a huge block* X_X Ya I've been having this problem since Monday.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / General Furry Art
Species Wolf
Size 977 x 927px
File Size 204.1 kB
I am very sorry that you have to go through this kind of thing; but I have found that the best cure for artist's block is observation.
Wander through your neighborhood, and observe the rainbow-hues of the squids that hang from every pine and cedar; observe the blue-eyed cacti that have sprouted overnight from every sewer grating; observe the mounds of tentacled foam that quiver like five-storey-tall blobs of blueberry jam as they creep silently across the lawns; observe your neighbors panicking and running as quickly as they can to get the hell away from these nightmarish monstrosities.
Observe, and within no time at all -- if you survive, of course! -- the crushing block will have dissolved... just as your school is now dissolving beneath the acidic assault of gigantic slime moulds. (Something else worth observing!)
Mark
Wander through your neighborhood, and observe the rainbow-hues of the squids that hang from every pine and cedar; observe the blue-eyed cacti that have sprouted overnight from every sewer grating; observe the mounds of tentacled foam that quiver like five-storey-tall blobs of blueberry jam as they creep silently across the lawns; observe your neighbors panicking and running as quickly as they can to get the hell away from these nightmarish monstrosities.
Observe, and within no time at all -- if you survive, of course! -- the crushing block will have dissolved... just as your school is now dissolving beneath the acidic assault of gigantic slime moulds. (Something else worth observing!)
Mark
Yup, might work...
You take your standard cinder block, a concreat hammerdrillbit, a five foot lenght of steel pipe, a metal drillbit, some bolts and nuts, a MASSIVE DRILL, a bag of cement, and some gravel.
you drill out a hole in the side of the cinderblock with the hammerdrill bit, big enough for your lenght of pipe to fit in. Now, after you change out the bit in the drill for the metal drilling one, you make four sets of holes, or more if you wante extra grip for the cement, sized about right for your bolts. you want to make those holes in a cross patern, that is, if you ploted out on a side view you would have a hole spaced every 90 degrees.
Take your pipe, and fit it into your drilled out cinderblock. take your first bolt, and place a nut on it so that the head sticks out a few inches when placed through the pipe. tighten the other nut onto the other end, hopefully it sticks out as far. Repeat this with three more bolts.
hopefully, you have the pipe fitted so that it goes down into the first flat side of the block, and out past the second an inch or so. when viewed from the side, you should see the two holes in the block. now take you bag of cement, and your gravel, and follow the directions on the side of the bag to get the mixture you will shortly be pouring into the block.
Wait for it to set.
Stencil 'Artists block' onto the side of the new warhamer, and buy yourself a set or twenty of those cheap art paint tubes, the ones you can get down to the thrift store. might as well get a pad of poster paper while you are there, and some plastic drop clothes. A wooden block would not be a bad idea either.
Take your new Artist block of smashing, and get creative!
You take your standard cinder block, a concreat hammerdrillbit, a five foot lenght of steel pipe, a metal drillbit, some bolts and nuts, a MASSIVE DRILL, a bag of cement, and some gravel.
you drill out a hole in the side of the cinderblock with the hammerdrill bit, big enough for your lenght of pipe to fit in. Now, after you change out the bit in the drill for the metal drilling one, you make four sets of holes, or more if you wante extra grip for the cement, sized about right for your bolts. you want to make those holes in a cross patern, that is, if you ploted out on a side view you would have a hole spaced every 90 degrees.
Take your pipe, and fit it into your drilled out cinderblock. take your first bolt, and place a nut on it so that the head sticks out a few inches when placed through the pipe. tighten the other nut onto the other end, hopefully it sticks out as far. Repeat this with three more bolts.
hopefully, you have the pipe fitted so that it goes down into the first flat side of the block, and out past the second an inch or so. when viewed from the side, you should see the two holes in the block. now take you bag of cement, and your gravel, and follow the directions on the side of the bag to get the mixture you will shortly be pouring into the block.
Wait for it to set.
Stencil 'Artists block' onto the side of the new warhamer, and buy yourself a set or twenty of those cheap art paint tubes, the ones you can get down to the thrift store. might as well get a pad of poster paper while you are there, and some plastic drop clothes. A wooden block would not be a bad idea either.
Take your new Artist block of smashing, and get creative!
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