So what's in Fred's head, anyway...?
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I'm perplexed to how that could be possible. As an American, anal sex is fairly normalized especially in the gay communities, hell it's not terribly abnormal to, say, straight up eat ass.
I wonder what these people can do that is SO bizarre that the kinds of people disturbed little ol' me hang out with would be appalled. What could they POSSIBLY do.
These hyenas must b like... *spits repeatedly into condom, ties it off, freezes it, plows friend/self* "Dildopsicle!"
I wonder what these people can do that is SO bizarre that the kinds of people disturbed little ol' me hang out with would be appalled. What could they POSSIBLY do.
These hyenas must b like... *spits repeatedly into condom, ties it off, freezes it, plows friend/self* "Dildopsicle!"
I'm not really comfortable discussing this, because I feel that whatever I say, it's going to offend someone.
I cut five or six strips from this series because I felt they were crossing the line from risque to poor taste, and I'd already milked this gag for about as much as I could get out of it.
Carry On is supposed to be PG-13 rated, so there's subject matter I can't and won't discuss. I will say that I am more prudish than the majority of people in this community, and that I find a lot of the art on sites like e621 to be disturbing. When I was doing some research into how other artists envision hyena sex, I was squicked out, and I decided to transfer that squickery to Fred, who is about as repressed and inhibited as a future Sire Consort can possibly be.
Early on, he didn't have quite so much mental baggage; I had him thinking about having sex with Kathy with a sense of naughty glee ("Usiku's gonna get lucky tonight!") But since part of the plot requires them NOT to have sex until after the wedding, I had to keep coming up with ever more elaborate excuses as the story got longer and more complicated.
The explanation to your question, thetwo, would take several long paragraphs, which is why I said it was complicated. What is so bizarre, you ask? Well--they're spotted hyenas. First the females have peniform clitorises indistinguishible from a male's organ. This has to be stretched in order to accommodate mating. I had Kathy receive a bunch of sex toys as wedding shower gifts from the Chiefesses because they knew she was going to need them. Blow jobs are dangerous because of fangs and a bite force of over 1000 psi. So for sheyenas, sex is not comfortable, and the females are grouchy and embarrassed at being made to feel vulnerable, and being larger and more dangerous than the males, with a warrior culture mentality, mating is "like trying to defuse a bomb with chopsticks while blindfolded." She may be in heat and in love and will be patient; or he could bungle it, hurt her, and have to flee for his life. This comes from real hyena behavior. The males are terrified of the females, approach with hesitancy, and run like hell if she looks at him crosseyed.
Pregnancy slows them down, and the birthing process is arduous, painful, and can be fatal to the cub and/or mother. So Crocutan females have built up a culture of NOT wanting to mate, and doing so only when it's absolutely necessary. They have taught generations of daughters that sex is bad.
The males, of course, are still males. And yes, there's a lot of anal going on between squaddies, and hand jobs and visiting striped hyena prostitutes. And trying to get willing sheyenas drunk enough to let them mount up.
Most of the other animals find this a very twisted mindset. They feel the urge and they mate, no problem. Hyenas, however, are so mentally messed up, that the other animals consider them perverted deviants, willing to screw anything that stands still, and the only way you can tell two hyenas apart is to see which one gets pregnant. The other animals have also told stories about Crocutans, like how they devour prisoners and kill their babies, so Crocutans have a reputation as foul monsters. Many revel in it and use it to their advantage--nobody wants to go into battle against the Hyena Brigade, because of what they do to prisoners and corpses.
As I had Fred ask of the Home Guardsmen a few years back, "How many of you have had sex?" Every hand goes up. "With an actual woman." Half the hands go down. "Who was alive at the time." More hands go down. "And who you didn't have to pay?" All the hands go down. "I thought so." Fred concludes.
I had thoughts of doing a graphic novel about Madam Jade's career, but I decided against it, because I didn't feel comfortable drawing it. An artist like Viktria (Zummeng) could do a fabulous job of it. As I wrote in one of her threads the other day, "Spotted hyena sex--doms and subs, docking and pegging--what's not to love?" But I, personally, can't draw stuff like that.
I cut five or six strips from this series because I felt they were crossing the line from risque to poor taste, and I'd already milked this gag for about as much as I could get out of it.
Carry On is supposed to be PG-13 rated, so there's subject matter I can't and won't discuss. I will say that I am more prudish than the majority of people in this community, and that I find a lot of the art on sites like e621 to be disturbing. When I was doing some research into how other artists envision hyena sex, I was squicked out, and I decided to transfer that squickery to Fred, who is about as repressed and inhibited as a future Sire Consort can possibly be.
Early on, he didn't have quite so much mental baggage; I had him thinking about having sex with Kathy with a sense of naughty glee ("Usiku's gonna get lucky tonight!") But since part of the plot requires them NOT to have sex until after the wedding, I had to keep coming up with ever more elaborate excuses as the story got longer and more complicated.
The explanation to your question, thetwo, would take several long paragraphs, which is why I said it was complicated. What is so bizarre, you ask? Well--they're spotted hyenas. First the females have peniform clitorises indistinguishible from a male's organ. This has to be stretched in order to accommodate mating. I had Kathy receive a bunch of sex toys as wedding shower gifts from the Chiefesses because they knew she was going to need them. Blow jobs are dangerous because of fangs and a bite force of over 1000 psi. So for sheyenas, sex is not comfortable, and the females are grouchy and embarrassed at being made to feel vulnerable, and being larger and more dangerous than the males, with a warrior culture mentality, mating is "like trying to defuse a bomb with chopsticks while blindfolded." She may be in heat and in love and will be patient; or he could bungle it, hurt her, and have to flee for his life. This comes from real hyena behavior. The males are terrified of the females, approach with hesitancy, and run like hell if she looks at him crosseyed.
Pregnancy slows them down, and the birthing process is arduous, painful, and can be fatal to the cub and/or mother. So Crocutan females have built up a culture of NOT wanting to mate, and doing so only when it's absolutely necessary. They have taught generations of daughters that sex is bad.
The males, of course, are still males. And yes, there's a lot of anal going on between squaddies, and hand jobs and visiting striped hyena prostitutes. And trying to get willing sheyenas drunk enough to let them mount up.
Most of the other animals find this a very twisted mindset. They feel the urge and they mate, no problem. Hyenas, however, are so mentally messed up, that the other animals consider them perverted deviants, willing to screw anything that stands still, and the only way you can tell two hyenas apart is to see which one gets pregnant. The other animals have also told stories about Crocutans, like how they devour prisoners and kill their babies, so Crocutans have a reputation as foul monsters. Many revel in it and use it to their advantage--nobody wants to go into battle against the Hyena Brigade, because of what they do to prisoners and corpses.
As I had Fred ask of the Home Guardsmen a few years back, "How many of you have had sex?" Every hand goes up. "With an actual woman." Half the hands go down. "Who was alive at the time." More hands go down. "And who you didn't have to pay?" All the hands go down. "I thought so." Fred concludes.
I had thoughts of doing a graphic novel about Madam Jade's career, but I decided against it, because I didn't feel comfortable drawing it. An artist like Viktria (Zummeng) could do a fabulous job of it. As I wrote in one of her threads the other day, "Spotted hyena sex--doms and subs, docking and pegging--what's not to love?" But I, personally, can't draw stuff like that.
I might catch heck for saying this but I'm of the belief that, without quality communication, most relationships suffer (and often die). I mean... it's a partnership built of love and trust. So trust your partner and "talk to them". Silence is not always golden.
That would be pretty funny! :) It wasn't what I had in mind, but I may need to adopt that explanation!
The glasses actually black out "live nekkid ladies." Illustrations can get by them.
One thing I was going to do, but opted not to...his glasses weren't working since he lost his cell phone. But once he got it back, they suddenly kick in during either Jade's movie, or when Kathy was flirting with him, and the resulting arc of electricity zapping his snout knocks him on his butt.
The glasses actually black out "live nekkid ladies." Illustrations can get by them.
One thing I was going to do, but opted not to...his glasses weren't working since he lost his cell phone. But once he got it back, they suddenly kick in during either Jade's movie, or when Kathy was flirting with him, and the resulting arc of electricity zapping his snout knocks him on his butt.
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