Holy Hypertension Stressman!

With his side kick: Procrastoboy!

Stressman, you must help! i'm so NOT stressed!

WHAAAT?!?1 WHAT DO YOU WAAANT?? ANSWER ME!!! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?! ANSWER ME!!!! YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO JUST STAND HERE AND LISTEN FOR YOUR IDLE YAKKETY-YAKKETY YACKING?! STOP INTERRUPTING ME, OK?? ANSWER ME!!!! GOOD LORD YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! TIME IS AN ENEMY! IT ROBS US OF LIFE AS IT TICK-TICK-TICKS AWAY!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN WANT ANYWAY?? STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!!


....My job here is DONE!

... ARGHHHHH IT IS! I FREAKING HATE LIFE NOW!

On his never-ending quest to stress the villains as much as his Job at the DMV stresses him. STRESSMAN!

Remember Tom Stazer's "Crazy Bob"?

Lol..

The lamest and yet most powerful superhero ever.

Who's the other guy?
Anxiety the Boy Wonder?

And his evil archenemy, Chillax.

My superhero signal looks somewhat like that -but more like 'Angry sun' from Super Mario Brothers 3

hey I drew the angry sun

It's like... a pic of me at work...

Awesome. This hangs now on my office door when I'm working on something time critical.

*hums the original "Batman" opening* Stress-man Stressman! *humming continues*

Wait, no, that's the Constipation Signal. My mistake.

It's funny because it reminds me of every other person I know!

Damn!

lolololol