"C'mon ... It's a new spear!
Why do you have to be so stuck up?
Can't you just share in my happiness once?"

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More dumb RP-adjacent stuff! Because we had way too many wholesome pictures, so some abuse was surely overdue! :'D
Because what better way to assert corporate dominance than to make a weapon out of the crystal holding your contractor's actual-fucking-soul and poke some "fun"?
Inspired by some in-session jokes after my buddy and I had found out that a certain crystal is literally indestructible. Reaction quote is my friend's courtesy~

me and linearting still don't get along, but it was a fun exercise to challenge myself and step out of the comfort zone.