Letters to Liu the Confucian Lion: #7
Liu's seventh letter.
Character joint-owned by
Chuong and me; he did the original letter, and I wrote the response.
Character joint-owned by
Chuong and me; he did the original letter, and I wrote the response.
Category Story / All
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Chuong: Oh good heavens Hong Kong is such a magnet for immature tourists, not just the American ones. A tourism ban will work, but I prefer the legally-binding contract method upon arrival. They should also mention to tourists that their signs can electrocute them if they attempt to steal them and that the government will not stop business owners who modify their signs like that for protection.
Zax: I didn't know Hong Kong had more immature tourists than Thailand does.
Silk Tigress: Trust me, it's way worse.
Alexis: Wait until the Summer Olympics arrive in Paris in 2024 and American immature tourists come in just to see Ho You Fat. Worst part is that it will be happening under the Baudin Administration. Wembanyama from what I heard will most likely be drafted in the NBA in America next year, but it is likely he'll still be playing for France in the Olympics. But even that, Americans are still vying for Ho You Fat for both his skills and name too.
Juno: ESPN did coverage on that man with Kevin Hart and mentioned that if he does play in America, the coaches may have to cover his name on his jersey with black tape.
Jack: I'm one of the few Americans where like you, he's better off with France since many of our fans lack the maturity to have him here. I feel sorry for some of the French store owners who may have to deal with immature tourists asking for Ho You Fat merchandise during the Olympics.
Alexis: Don't worry, we'll do our best where nobody but the French will be allowed to see them.
Zax: I didn't know Hong Kong had more immature tourists than Thailand does.
Silk Tigress: Trust me, it's way worse.
Alexis: Wait until the Summer Olympics arrive in Paris in 2024 and American immature tourists come in just to see Ho You Fat. Worst part is that it will be happening under the Baudin Administration. Wembanyama from what I heard will most likely be drafted in the NBA in America next year, but it is likely he'll still be playing for France in the Olympics. But even that, Americans are still vying for Ho You Fat for both his skills and name too.
Juno: ESPN did coverage on that man with Kevin Hart and mentioned that if he does play in America, the coaches may have to cover his name on his jersey with black tape.
Jack: I'm one of the few Americans where like you, he's better off with France since many of our fans lack the maturity to have him here. I feel sorry for some of the French store owners who may have to deal with immature tourists asking for Ho You Fat merchandise during the Olympics.
Alexis: Don't worry, we'll do our best where nobody but the French will be allowed to see them.
Liu: Precisely the reason I said, "You decide." I personally would do the legally-binding contracts.
Leo: Ho You Fat may have to adopt an alias if he's moving to the United States.
Super C: That's slightly different than the way we did it coming here.
Liu: Oh, right; I forgot you had different names.
Super C: It's similar to how Superman's birth name is Kal-El even though we know him as Clark Kent. My birth name was Syc-cotz; upon arriving in this nation, I adopted the alias Simon Corrineson, since my birth name wasn't going to necessarily work in a society like this.
Liu: I see; I should brush up on my superheroes. How do you feel about the basketball player?
Super C: The same way several others do. It's ultimately his decision, but if I could vote, I'd vote for the NBA to not recruit him. If worst comes to worst, the NBA will have to resort to canned applause and a virtual audience, just as they did during the COVID-19 lockdown.
Leo: Ho You Fat may have to adopt an alias if he's moving to the United States.
Super C: That's slightly different than the way we did it coming here.
Liu: Oh, right; I forgot you had different names.
Super C: It's similar to how Superman's birth name is Kal-El even though we know him as Clark Kent. My birth name was Syc-cotz; upon arriving in this nation, I adopted the alias Simon Corrineson, since my birth name wasn't going to necessarily work in a society like this.
Liu: I see; I should brush up on my superheroes. How do you feel about the basketball player?
Super C: The same way several others do. It's ultimately his decision, but if I could vote, I'd vote for the NBA to not recruit him. If worst comes to worst, the NBA will have to resort to canned applause and a virtual audience, just as they did during the COVID-19 lockdown.
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