Dead Meat: *arrives at a party* This must be the place. Time to paaaaarrtaaaay! *enters the big tent and sees the canine members of the Infurnationals team* Huh…?

Bruiser: *sees Dead Meat* Dead Meat, you’ve come!

Dead Meat: *looks around him* ……this is the “Dead Dog Party”?

Ice Burst: Dead Meat! Good to see you!

Baldwin: Well, look who came back from the dead! Hahahahaha!

Dead Meat: Huh………I…thought this was the other way around.

Bruiser: What do you me-...*gets the idea* Oh. Oooooooooh. Oh-hohohoho. Oh, no, Dead Meat. It’s…it’s not what you think. Ahehe.

Ice Burst: Wait, you thought the Dead Dog Party would be…PHFFFT! AHAHAHAHAHA! Naaaah. You got it all wrong. It’s just a…a traditional event. Hehe.

Dead Meat: I see. Talk about false advertisement.

Baldwin: Aaah, don’t be a downer. Come on, we’ll show you a good time here.

Dead Meat: Well, okay. If you say so…

Later…

Ice Burst: *belches loudly* Aaaah. *pats his belly* That’s a sign that the tank is full.

Baldwin: *BRREEEEUUMP* Ugh. Woo, boy. *fans his bum* That’s what I get for eating those chili burgers.

Dead Meat: Haha. You canines go hard.

Bruiser: Hah. See, Dead Meat? I knew you would have a good time.

Dead Meat: Well, in retrospect, I’ve never been to or heard about the Dead Dog Party. So, this is my first time. And I gotta say, this is the best event I’ve ever been to, especially with the Infurnationals here.

Heavy Duty: Well, speak of the devil! It’s Dead Meat!

Dead Meat: Heavy Duty! S’up, dawg?!

Heavy Duty: Hey, man. Never expected to see you here. In fact, this is probably good timing.

Dead Meat: Good timing?

Heavy Duty: Yeah. I was on my phone just a few minutes ago, and then suddenly I came across *shows pic* this.

Dead Meat: *sees pic* …it’s an art piece of me.

Heavy Duty: Yep. When I saw this I’m like, “Hey, this looks like Dead Meat”. Especially the fact that this piece is from the same artist.

Dead Meat: Oh? You mean…this person has drawn something like this before?

Bruiser, Ice Burst, and Heavy Duty: *nodding* Mmmhmm.

Bruiser: I got a headshot, Ice Burst got headshot…

Heavy Duty: Me, too, has a headshot.

Baldwin: …I don’t have one…

Ice Burst: Expect the unexpected, my friend. Besides, you’re not the only one that hasn’t been “tagged” yet.

Baldwin: Tagged, huh? Heh. That’s an interesting way to put it.

Dead Meat: Not only is this my first time at the Dead Dog Party, but I also got an unexpected art piece from an artist. I must be feeling lucky tonight. Wonder what else I’ve been missing out on in my lost twenties?

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

Dead Meat © Mysfurry99