Tidal Surge: *is fishing* Did you catch anything yet, Cottonwood?

Cottonwood: *shakes head*[i] No. Not yet. Come to think of it, it’s been about a few hours or so…[i]*feels something from his fishing rod* Huh?! Oh, w-wait! I think I got something!

Tidal Surge: Quick! Reel it in!

Cottonwood: *pulls it hard* Eeergh…! Egh, aaah! This one’s…real…strong…!

Tidal Surge: Here, I gotcha! *helps Cottonwood pull*

Cottonwood and Tidal Surge: EEEEEUUUURRRRGGGGH!!!! *as they both pull harder, they finally caught something*

Cottonwood: Alright! We caught ‘em!

Tidal Surge: *sees what was caught* ……what the…?

Borris: Is that…

Nomad: A loincloth…?

Moose Tracks: *looks at the symbol on the loincloth* Wait, that symbol…have we seen that somewhere? Better yet, I feel like I’ve seen someone worn this before.

Hot Toddy: *sees something bubbling in the lake* Um…guys? Don’t freak out, but…*points at the direction* there’s something in the lake.

*the squad looked at the lake and sees a greenish figure pop out of the lake*

Slimy Spring: …I believe you got something that belongs to me.

Cottonwood, Borris, Nomad, Moose Tracks, Hot Toddy, and Tidal Surge: ………

Tidal Surge: Umm…Cottonwood. *eye at the hooked loincloth*

Cottonwood: Hm? *looks at the loincloth* Oh. *takes it off the hook and tosses it in the lake* Sorry!

Slimy Spring: *retrieves it and puts it on* Thank you.

Moose Tracks: So, uh…Slimy Spring. What brings you here?

Slimy Spring: *comes out of the water* Oh, nothing. Just touring the open waters. I see you all are on a camping trip.

Tidal Surge: We are. And we’d love to have you for dinner.

Slimy Spring: Excuse me?!

Tidal Surge: Ahahahahaha! Just kidding!

Slimy Spring: Your vore humor isn’t amusing.

Sap Muffin: Well, well. Look who washed up on shore.

Slimy Spring: Sap Muffin? What are you doing here?

Sap Muffin: Heard a commotion going on when I was…*air quotes* ”fertilizing plants”. So, I came over to see what’s up.

Slimy Spring: So, wait, are you also camping, too?

Sap Muffin: Nah, I was just taking nap in my van. Of course, I’m camping. I also see that same artist drew YOU something, too.

Slimy Spring: Wait…what was that last part?

Sap Muffin: The same artist. That artist…which I’m pretty sure some of you have seen before, did another pic - and it’s you. *shows pic on phone* I saw this while on my phone doing my business.

Slimy Spring: *sees pic* Hmm…I see.

Moose Tracks: *also sees pic* Heh. Why am I not surprised?

Sap Muffin: Because you got one like everyone else.

Slimy Spring: *nods* Interesting. I…honestly, I never expected this. This is…a very nice gift. Thanks for showing me this, Sap Muffin. Well, I better best be off.

Cottonwood: Okay. See ya later, alligator.

Slimy Spring: …I’m a Merman. *walks off to the lake* By the way, Sap Muffin…

Sap Muffin: Hm?

Slimy Spring: …Your genius is showing. *swims away*

Sap Muffin: My wha?

Hot Toddy: Oh. Uh, I think he’s talking about your…*points at Sap’s pants*

Sap Muffin: *looks to see his fly is down* What the-?! *zips his pants back up* Very funny, Slimy Spring!

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