Weredawg: *opens door as he comes right in* Big Red, there you are! Guess what? You won’t believe this. Sooooo, surely you’re probably aware of a few…or more Infurnational members that have been getting this headshot artwork from that same artist, right? Me included. Well, get this, I just got another notification - it’s that same artist like before. And guess who got a new headshot…? *shows pic* You diiiiiid! Hahaa!

Big Red: *lowers newspaper and raises one eyebrow* Wow, really…?

Weredawg: Yeah, man! Pretty awesome, right?! Looks like you got tagged just like everyone else in the Infurnational building.

Big Red: No. I mean, really? *zoom out showing Weredawg is in the bathroom while Big Red is on the toilet* You’re just gonna barge right in here while I’m in the middle of doing my business?

Weredawg: …Oh. Well, excuuuuuuuse me. On a side note, it smells like Hell in here.

Big Red: Hehe. Well, where these “souls” I’m dropping off definitely smell like Hell when I’m through. As for that artwork you’ve shown me…heh. I actually like it. Guess you can say the artist caught my “bad side”. Mwahahahahaha!

Weredawg: Heh. You and your puns. Let alone your sense of humor. Welp, I better be off. Toodles. *leaves as he closes door*

Big Red: *sigh* Finally…

Weredawg: *opens door again* By the way, next time…do a courtesy flush. *closes door again*

Big Red: …This ain’t your bathroom, you know?!

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

Big Red © Mysfurry99