Shadowman: Iiiiiisss…*holds up a card* this your card?

Bangarang: *shakes head* No…

Shadowman: No? Check under your foreskin.

Bangarang: Wha? *looks under his pants as he is suddenly splashed with a bunch of cards in the face* Aaaaaaaah!

Shadowman: Aaahahahahahahaha! *bowing* Thank you, thank you!

After Dark: Hahahahahaha! I like you, Shadowman. You are one hell of a tricker.

Shadowman: Guess you can say I’m…”full of surprises”. Ahahahaha! Thanks for inviting me to your big bat party you got going on here.

Late Bar: *flushes toilet as he comes out of the bathroom* Mmm. *walks up to and pats on After Dark’s shoulder* Sorry about the mess.

Shadowman: Heh. Talk about “batshit”, amirite? Ahahahaha!

After Dark: Don’t push it.

Shadowman: Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me, Daddy. *walks off*

*Meanwhile…*

Shadowman: *is on the couch, relaxing* Aaaah. Relaxation. *hears and feels something vibrating* What’s huh? *gets out phone and sees notification* Ooooooh. Well, whaddaya know? A notification. Which means, another surprise……sarcasm noted. Let’s see here…*taps notification and sees pic* Hello! Heh…haha. It’s meeee. *makes the face like in the pic* Ahahahaha! I guess this really IS a surprise, after all.

Vampiro: Heard you got a headshot, too, huh?

Shadowman: Huh? *sees Vampiro and Nightmare Claw approaching* Well, well. If it isn’t the bat-tastic dual - Vampiro and Nightmare Claw.

Vampiro: In the flesh, mi hermano.

Nightmare Claw: So, it looks like the artist strikes yet again. Hehehe.

Shadowman: Oh? You two know this artist?

Vampiro: It’s not just us…

Nightmare Claw: Some of us…if not all of us, are aware of this artist’s presence. This Matt fella surely has drawn a loooooot of headshots of some of the Infurnational members.

Vampiro: And it looks like you got tagged, as well.

Shadowman: So, lemme get this straight. Each of you got headshots like this from the same artist from the start?!

Vampiro and Nightmare Claw: ¡Correcto!

Shadowman: Aaaand it looks like I’m not the only one. Huh. Well, that figures.

Vampiro: On the bright side, at least you’re in the club.

Nightmare Claw: ¡Sí! ¡sí! Welcome to the “Infurnational Headshots” club! Hehe.

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

Shadowman © Mysfurry99