Scare Bear: *pulls out his machete and starts stabbing*

Berold: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Scare Bear: *finishes stabbing as it reveals that he was cutting watermelon and offers some* There. Enjoy.

Papa Bear: *grabs a slice of watermelon* Sweet!

Topsy Teddy: *grabs a slice of watermelon* Thanks, Scare Bear!

White Tome: *grabs a slice of watermelon* Don’t mind if I do.

Barrett: What was all that about, Berold?

Berold: *blushes* Sorry. There was a spider on my pants leg.

Danger Floof: Hey there, Scare Bear! *offers a cooked fish on a stick* Fish on a stick?

Scare Bear: …*nods* Yeah. *grabs the stick of cooked fish*

Desert Dazzle: *is on his phone*

Bjorn: *BRRRRUUUUMP* Aah, yeeah.

Desert Dazzle: …nasty.

Bjorn: That’s the sign of happiness in some cultures.

Bearglove: *rolls his eyes* Yeah, right.

Desert Dazzle: *while on his phone he sees this pic* Hm…?

Scare Bear: *walks around while enjoying a cooked fish* Mm…

Desert Dazzle: Yo, Scare Bear!

Scare Bear: Huh…? *turns to see Desert Dazzle*

Desert Dazzle: *waves at him* Scare Bear! Hey, come check this out!

Scare Bear: *tilts head* Hm…? *walks on over*

Bearglove: *sees pic* Oooooooh.

Bjorn: *also sees pic* Who do you suppose drew this?

Territorial Pow: *sees pic* Oh, hey! It’s that Matt guy, again! I see he’s still around.

Bearglove: Matt?

Scare Bear: *arrives and sees the pic on Desert Dazzle’s phone* …

Desert Dazzle: Oh. Hey, Scare Bear. You see it, too, huh?

Scare Bear: *tilts head* …?

Desert Dazzle: Pretty cool, right? You got some sort of…headshot…art.

Scare Bear: ………*gives two thumbs up* Lovely…

Territorial Pow: Aha! Well, ain’t that sweet? Glad you love your special giftart. Hehe. Now, you’re one of us.

Bearglove: What do you mean he’s “one of us”?

Territorial Pow: You didn’t know? Other Infurnational members such as myself got these headshots before. In fact, I was the first one.

Papa Bear: Wait. YOU… were the first one to get this?

Territorial Pow: Hell, yeah! Then Timberline came second, Sunfire Seed was third, Sugar Pie, Austin, Baby Cakes, Hot Shot, D’, the list goes on…

Bär: Heh. Now THAT explains everything.

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

Scare Bear © Mysfurry99