*somewhere in the ballroom the rodents of the Infurnationals team are celebrating until the lights suddenly go out*

Dustscatter: Dafuq?!

Camo Whammo: What the hell?!

Wayward Wind: Ay! What happened to the light?!

Cellular Shopper: Is this part of the party?

*door opens as a mysterious figure walks on in*

Rat-At-Tack: Uhh…

Old Money: Who is…

Billy Bill: Is that…Death?

Brick Cheese: Ah, shit. Don’t tell me my time has come.

*the lights suddenly come back on as the mysterious figure reveals to be Rat Torture*

Rat Torture: …Greetings, mortals!

Dirty Rat, Stinky Cheese, and Fuego: Rat Torture?!

Backdraft: It’s just Rat Torture.

Government Cheese: *shakes head* I should’ve known.

Rat Torture: What? You all haven’t seen a grim rodent reaper before?

Tourbillon: If I may ask, what brings you here?

Rat Torture: Well, I heard there’s a party going on here and…thought I’d join in.

Camo Whammo: Well, you sure had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Thought someone died or something.

Rat Torture: Ahahahahaha! I guess that sudden blackout was the perfect timing for my entrance.

Tourbillon: *sigh* Oh, well. Glad you could come. So, do enjoy the party.

Rat Torture: Why thank you.

Later on…

Dirty Rat: *rubs his belly* Ugh. So…full…

Stinky Cheese: *pats his belly* Ay, caramba. Something tells me somebody’s gonna need a new toilet after this one.

Rat-At-Tack: Don’t remind me.

Rat Torture: You all keep stuffing yourself, and sooner or later your whole body will burst.

Cellular Shopper: *is on his phone* Hmm… *comes across and sees this pic* Huh? Hm…interesting.

Skull Noise: *sees pic* Hey! I recognize that art style!

Cellular Shopper: *startled* Whoooa, shit! Dude, you scared me!

Skull Noise: Hehe. Sorry. Didn’t mean to.

Rat Torture: Hm? What’s all the hubbub?

Cellular Shopper: Oh, it’s nothing. Skull Noise startled me. Also, it seems like he’s familiar with an artist.

Rat Torture: What artist?

Cellular Shopper: *shows pic* This. It’s a picture of you.

Dirty Rat: *sees pic* It’s like you’re literally staring into my soul.

Stinky Cheese: Well, well. Heh. The more the merrier, as they say.

Rat Torture: And what’s that suppose to mean?

Stinky Cheese: In case you don’t know, Rat Torture, the other Infurnationals I know got these from the same artist before, especially me. And, well, here we are now. Looks like you THAT artist got you, too.

Skull Noise: He’s right. I got one, Waywind Wind, Old Money, Razor Leaf, the list goes on.

Rat Torture: Heh. It’s like the artist is trapping every Infurnationals’ soul in their pic.

Rat-At-Tack: Okay, now you’re starting to bum me out.

Rat Torture: I’m just *pulls out a chained sickle* yanking your chain, Rat-At-Tack. Hahaa. Nonetheless, I am…impressed. Lovely work this artist has been doing for all of you. The real question is…who will the artist hit next? *winks*

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