Giuseppe: *is on the toilet, humming* Hm-hmhm-hmhm-hm-hmmm…

Bunnyman: *chops down bathroom door with his hatchet*

Giuseppe: *startled* Guaah! Wha-! W-who…?! Who’s there?! W-who are you?! W-what are you…?!

Bunnyman: *pokes a hole through the bathroom door as he peeks* Heeeeeeeeeere’s Bunny!

Giuseppe: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!

15 minutes later…

Bunnyman: *flushes toilet as he comes out of the bathroom* Aaaaaaah. I feel so much better.

Giuseppe: Next time, try knocking… *walks off*

Bunnyman: *gives Giuseppe the finger behind his back* Hmph. I don’t gotta take orders from a gas-passing old hare. *walks back to the party*

Conejito: You good?

Bunnyman: *pats his belly* Mwahahahahaha! Feel 10 pounds lighter.

Jackknife: Sooooo…is no one here bothered at the fact that there’s a serial killer at the party?

Hoppersmith: And the fact that he’s part of the Infurnationals?

Rupert: Well, let’s not all jump to conclusions. He…doesn’t seem to be hurting anyone. Well, only if anybody trespasses on his property.

Smoked Carrots: Well, I don’t know about you big buns…but I actually kinda like the guy.

Rabbit-Fire: Maybe you two should make out.

Smoked Carrots: Fuck…You!

Rabbit-Fire: Bwhahahahahaha!

Mustafa: On the bright side…least he only appears on Halloween.

City Tripper: He’s like a summoner.

Sharpshooter: *is on his phone as he suddenly comes across this pic* Hm…*raises one eyebrow* uh-huh.

Bunnyman: *appears behind him* Whatcha lookin’ at?

Sharpshooter: *startled* WOOAAH! Uh! Dammit! Quit popping up out of nowhere like that!

Bunnyman: Can’t help it. It’s Halloween, after all. Deal with it. Now, back to my question - what ARE you looking at…?

Sharpshooter: It’s…just an art piece of you.

Bunnyman: A piece of me…in art, you say? *looks at pic through Sharpshooter’s phone*

Hefty: *walks on over and suddenly sees the pic* Oh, wow. I didn’t expect you’d get one of these, too.

Bunnyman: One of these? You mean you’ve seen this art before?

Hefty: Yeah. Everyone else has, too.

Bunnyman: So, every other Infurnational got shit like this, huh?

Hefty: Well…some, if not all.

Bunnyman: Huh. Well……*shrugs* okay. I’ll bite. I dunno who this artist is or how that person knows what I look like…but I’ll take it.

Sharpshooter: Two words: Urban Legend.

City Tripper: Or in this case…the Internet.

Bunnyman: Aaah, yes. The Internet - a place where everyone cancels the shit out of each other behind the computer screen for fun. Heh. Typical society. *spins his hatchet around* Well, as the old saying goes, “we all go a little mad sometimes”. Hahahahahahaha.

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