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TSA Pat down, WCOTP
The Transgenders, more than meets the eye!
And also based on actual events recently with the TSA from those who attended MFF.
Plus a personal slap against a person who's giving me grief alot recently.
*Revised 12-21* for proper uniform coloration.
And also based on actual events recently with the TSA from those who attended MFF.
Plus a personal slap against a person who's giving me grief alot recently.
*Revised 12-21* for proper uniform coloration.
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There was this one time I had to help someone identify something in the body scanner. They saw some odd mass in the crotch area of a woman, going inside her.
Officer 1: "I think she might be hiding some explosives."
Officer 2: "Maybe it's a tampon?"
Me: *takes a look* "Dudes, that's a dildo."
Both officers look closely, and ask me. "How can you tell?"
Me: "I got 3 of the same types at home." ^_^;
Officer 1: "I think she might be hiding some explosives."
Officer 2: "Maybe it's a tampon?"
Me: *takes a look* "Dudes, that's a dildo."
Both officers look closely, and ask me. "How can you tell?"
Me: "I got 3 of the same types at home." ^_^;
The bag checks are always fun to deal with. We pulled one on a guy for a cylindrical mass attached to a cord and a power box. For all we know, it could've been packed C4 with a fuse and a detonator. Pulled it out, very long vibrating dildo...I looked at the guy with a raised brow.
"Um...it's for my girlfriend..."
Sure buddy. ^_^
"Um...it's for my girlfriend..."
Sure buddy. ^_^
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