Told ya. It's foolproof.
Why isn't this on scraps? 'Cause I don't feel like it.

H: *puts down a cocoa mug next to Artemis* <3
A: Stop distracting me, will you? I'm nearly cracking the code.
H: Drink it while it's still hot. ;3
A: *absently sips a gulp*
H: Love you. >3
A: >:c Quit that now.

Artemis Fowl © Eoin Colfer
Art © me.
The annoying albino girl © me.
Apple laptops © Pear.
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Joking, it's Apple and you knew it.