Blitz Tale is the self insert pony OC. He thinks like me, acts like me and has the same passions and desires. A total nerd that is an amateur DM for Ogres & Oubliettes, enjoys playing video games and one day hopes to properly channel his imagination into a proper novel one day. However, his strenuous job at Barnyard Bargains keeps him too busy and tired to focus on writing full time. His energy for creation gets funneled into passionate erotica that he doesn't dare share with anypony.

Blitz Tale never makes the first move. He's polite enough but never seeks in depth conversation until somepony manages to break the ice. Will rant and blab about things he likes for far too long until his voice wears thin. Prefers to listen if thrust in a conversation with a group of friends for fear of interrupting.

He has always been a heavy eater which gets him in trouble with always needing new uniforms at work. Even though it's just an apron, they just don't make them big enough for his gut. Self conscious about having such a soft tummy but is slowly finding out that some ponies find him much cuter for it. Can easily be encouraged to glut himself silly and desires the attention it brings.

art by https://twitter.com/DrabTealHorse