My hubba word hubba

That was my cat, please ignore that.

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I swear to you, my chap, that was just my cat. I was simply off on my toilet break and left my computer on the recents page and I had forgotten all about it while I was sitting in the john minding my own business.
When I returned to my office, I noticed my cat sitting on the keyboard and somehow it has managed to open this webpage and leave that comment. I am truly sorry for the inconvenience this has caused you. I assure you, I am a perfectly sane officer of the law and I would never post such unprofessional comments under such attractive art.

Sorry that was my cat again.

it's all good officer, no harm done, mind the cat though, they may comment on some spicier stuff :P

I tried chicken tikka masala once and I could not handle how spicy it was. I do not see a reason my cat would enjoy consuming spicy food.
Did you perhaps mean something else by it that this old dog just can't understand?

I think a cursory glance at my work will give you all the context you need.

Very well chap, I will now research your works. Give me a moment please.

have fun.