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HELLO THERE CUSTOMER!
Are you interested in getting something that'll make you extra attractive then you are now or hate being such an ugly sack!?
Needing something that'll get you through the day from your boss making you clean the toilets in the office in the middle of the hallway!?
Tired of not getting enough money for a lawnmower for you to mow the roof of your neighbor's house while they yell at you to get down!?
Well look no further then here:
Attraction, Respect, Confidence-You want it!?
It's YOURS my friend!
As long as you pay with the best currency known in the Wasteland... EXPOSURE!
That's right, for only 400,000 Exposure, YOU TOO shall receive this NFT that I definitely didn't made using only 95% of our Bottlecaps, hurry and buy now before my friend back there will come on up and probably rip my spleen and gallbladder out of my nose and beat me with it for spending the bottlecaps needed for important stuff like food and water.
Please hurry it up, he's getting closer and I'm not sure how much further I can keep on walking away from him avoiding the consequences of my actions
Art made by
Bear213 (he accepts Exposure as a good currency, just hand him my card, it's fine =3)
Are you interested in getting something that'll make you extra attractive then you are now or hate being such an ugly sack!?
Needing something that'll get you through the day from your boss making you clean the toilets in the office in the middle of the hallway!?
Tired of not getting enough money for a lawnmower for you to mow the roof of your neighbor's house while they yell at you to get down!?
Well look no further then here:
Attraction, Respect, Confidence-You want it!?
It's YOURS my friend!
As long as you pay with the best currency known in the Wasteland... EXPOSURE!
That's right, for only 400,000 Exposure, YOU TOO shall receive this NFT that I definitely didn't made using only 95% of our Bottlecaps, hurry and buy now before my friend back there will come on up and probably rip my spleen and gallbladder out of my nose and beat me with it for spending the bottlecaps needed for important stuff like food and water.
Please hurry it up, he's getting closer and I'm not sure how much further I can keep on walking away from him avoiding the consequences of my actions
Art made by
Bear213 (he accepts Exposure as a good currency, just hand him my card, it's fine =3)
Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1000 x 1000px
File Size 436.8 kB
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