Since it's the 2nd anniversary of Abridgestery today;

"It's every bit as good as I remember it being."
"You weren't kidding, this is nice. Especially the cheese thingy. Was this like some kind of high end meal where you came from?"
"God no. Taco Bell is fast food trash made in minutes but it's *my* trash, and I gotta thank god for this."
"For the crunchwraps?"
"No, for being allowed back."