Something silly I got from  danthebear of Jam getting head-swapped with a golden orangutan statue!

Story:

Everyone's favorite Monkey-Scientist, Jam, was wandering through the Amazon one day. He had gotten lost on his way to a "Swapping Pumpkins" concert and had somehow ended up on the other side of the planet! The monkey wandered aimlessly until he found himself near an old temple. Seated near the decrepit temple was a solid gold orangutan statue! The ape statue had a peaceful look on its face and was sitting in a meditative pose.On the golden ape's fat belly was a sticky note that read "Don't Touch!"

Jam actively chose to ignore the note's warning and touched the ape's belly regardless, just to see what would happen! As soon as he did, he was hit by a strong light that surprised the monkey! This surprised expression was soon frozen to his face, due to the statue's curse activating and head-swapping him with the fat golden ape. Jam struggled to move or speak, but found it impossible. He was now just a golden statue, just a valuable and heavy ornament.

He was stuck in a heavy and immovable golden body, with his legs uncomfortably curled up and his arms out-stretched in a meditation pose. The orangutan, who was now clad in Jam's tiny monkey body, happily did a dance of joy at his newfound freedom. Jam could only watch as the orangutan finished his dance, before sticking his tongue out and walking away with Jam's body. Jam desperately tried to move, but his fat body remained immobile. He was now stuck a gold statue until the end of time, all for ignoring a simple warning!