Anyone who's known me long enough might well know that I have an ungodly obsession with a series of old videogames called James Pond. Tasteless as that may sound, it's there. It's come to a point where I've modeled a "fish-sona", as pictured here. Her real name is uncertain, but she might be known as Robocoddess, Saffya or just City Loner. In nightwear. Haw.