Joe Cthulhu's final form.

every other artist lied, this is how Cthulhu actually looks.

they had to protect you from this because the fact is that Joe is not evil, he's actually just infinitely bored of every single conceivable thing that was, is, or will ever exist.

And occasionally irritated by people who expect him to be otherwise.

at least demonstratively. because he knows to put up the social illusion of a relatable personality. which is of course, purely for the sake of the insufferable mass that is all life.
he considers the removal of this mask as indifferently as wearing it.

he is not a sucking void, or a maddening spectre, he is complete and perfect apathy.

it doesn't matter if utopia is made for all, or the absolute death of everyone, he has seen it all, and is already bored of me even mentioning it.

he will watch your family die, he will watch your pets die, he will watch your personas dissolve, and he will still not care.

why would he care when his own family dies all of the time?

and of course, the cosmic joke: he dies often enough that he doesn't even care if he dies or not.

life and death are all equally boring, even with meaning.

Joe is unfazed.

and he considers you sick for not even trying to emulate his divine example.

because of your "humanity".

but of course, he's plenty polite about it, won't be rude about telling it, it's just a matter-of-fact to him.

he might even joke around. again, with the knowledge that jokes or not are equally boring to him.

there is nothing left to say about that.


oh also he has a vaguely arabic energy. as do all lovecraftian gods. inshallah.

pagan arabic, of course.